Lee Lane

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Lee Lane
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  • Maschio, 19, Cuoricini 183
  • Città: brecon, but hereford will be soon....
  • Stato sentimentale: Single
  • Visite al profilo: 4.380
  • Data registrazione: January 2007
  • Ultimo accesso: 6 settimane fa
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Ignore photo below... i've had a hair cut and a shave!
Tutto su di me
Hello, Your on Irish news! Now die happily...

Hello, dont know anything about me, so i merely exist in the present, so due to the shouts of pure ecstacy upstairs either liverpool have scored or.... well i dread to think!

Toss The old Bag a Dildo!
La mia metà
Chrissie Burgoyne

Chrissie Burgoyne

'sall mad in the world!

Music
The sound of water, trickiling though a woodland Glade in Spring!





Makes need to pee like a bastard but it DOES sound Nice!
Dream Number One
Was with doctor who around sixth form college when a bipedal crocodile started following me menacingly, and was conspiring against James Yapp, whom i told to get out of a drama exam, we then proceeded to run through some kitchens and then i was at home at my birthday and we all celebrated even though the crocodile was staring threateningly from the sofa. I went to bed and then came down for a drink in the night and it was still there staring at me so i grabbed a fishlice and beat it and beat it intil it's skin started to cut and it was growning smaller and hairier until i finally cracked it skull in half where it became a puppy who whimpered as it died. I felt guilty.
Dream 2
Was in Hungary and was arrested for a heinous crime I had not commited. I jumped out the toilet window and broke both of my legs, which was the punishment I got for being innocent.
Dream 3
Outside College smoking salvia from public bongs. On a non-existant hill outside Marie's and my friend stormed off and i chased him into a train track down a hill behind Brecon High and we all piled into a mine cart that took us along fields and woods in the pissing rain and we passed an ominous massive red board that was expanding in the rain and then went vertically upwards into a mining town in the Sky and warned them about the board before it came and swept us all away.
Dream 4
Went Around Brecon for a night out and was under Llanfaes bridge in a very dried up polluted river went through tunnels and came out by the Groves and a Lady was trying to retrieve her scarf from a tree and i tried to get across to help but then i all the bridges broke so i had to go across the metal one and climb up a bank along the narrow path to get to her and help her. she thanked me and then I was at the old campsite and my friends had been replaced by a random gang in a Gazebo and the furnace was going out so i helped them find wood and their leader thanked me. A friend was crying outside the gazebo by a hedge and every time i went to comfort her the hege turned more and more into a shed wall until there was a window and all i could see was suffering and that the leader was in fact the ruler of the world and i killed him, and everything returned to normal and people were all happy and we burnt all the books.
what?
Lipograms don't usually contain that fifth symbol of roman script, in fact this paragraph hasn't got it in at all, it is popular and difficult to omit from lipograms as it is so common in words and books and in how myriads of populations talk! It has a similar function in latin script (such as this) or in cyrrilic (as in Russian or Bulgarian). To not put it into writing is hard and as such it is an art form or word play not to put it in!
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PISSING ON BRAILLE!?!

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    • Matt Micarelli
      Matt Micarelli

      I do haha

      30 settimane fa
    • Amiee Whitney
      luv Amiee Whitney

      LEE!
      Hey (:
      Jesus, when was the last time we spoke? Like a year ago?
      How are you?!
      Amiee
      xxx

      31 settimane fa
    • Elodi Timanza L
      luv Elodi Timanza L

      heya hun im gd ta aww so sweet of u babe hope to c u sometime heres my number 07965567174 text me cwen u can

      32 settimane fa
    • Kimmy.Lovin.James XxX
      luv Kimmy.Lovin.James XxX

      hey lee lane long time since ive been on here and spoken to you loves you write bak xx

      33 settimane fa
    • Francescaa
      luv Francescaa

      oommmmmgggggggggg
      Im well gunna confuse you because I am talking to you right nowww. :')

      love you mr lee. :D

      xxx

      34 settimane fa
    • Matt Micarelli
      Matt Micarelli

      How do you know my new nick name hahaha. I'm not too bad, just bored constantly for the last 3 or so months. You?

      34 settimane fa
    • Francescaa
      luv Francescaa

      Lmao.
      yeah I think that is right. :]

      I am good thanks.
      how are you?

      Loveee youu.
      xxx

      37 settimane fa
    • Charlie
      Charlie

      Lee Lane!
      sarah said shs'd compare arm hair with you. ;)

      i acctually failed in my mission in learning how to tie a knot in a strawberry lace :( pretty dissapointed to be honest lol.

      Crapped off the Eifel tower yet? :L
      xx

      40 settimane fa
    • Mr J
      luv Mr J


      5! 4! 3! 1! OFF BLAST!!!!

      43 settimane fa
    • Mr J
      luv Mr J


      OH MY FUCKING GOD!!

      That just can't be real!!

      43 settimane fa
    • Francescaa
      luv Francescaa


      OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMOG
       MOMGOMOGMOMGOMG!!!
      THAT HAS SO MADE MY NIGHT EVEN BETTER THAN IT ALREADY WAS!!
      arghhh now I am so excited! :D :D :D :D :D
      wait but you will have to tell me dates when you know because I go to Itay like at the end of August but but I can go a diff time poss if I know when you are coming!
      omg omg

      arrrgghhhh
      I think I may call you later! oh yeahh babyyy!

      love you muchly!
      xxxx

      43 settimane fa