Be yourself, don't take anyone's shit and never let them take you alive!

When you are the moon, there is a person people say is the sun. I saw the sun once, and he came past me, really fast. And it was an, it was called, the, an eclipse. And he came fast! But as he came past, I, I licked his back. And he doesn't know I licked his back! All in his yellow suit!... I'm the moon.

Glinda: I don't even think he's perfect anymore and I still want him. This must be want other people feel like! How do they bear it?

You ever drank baileys out of a shoe? Wanna go to a club where people wee on eachother? I'm gonna hurt you!

There's got to be more to life than being really really ridiculously good looking!

You go up to the tallest person in the village 'Hello there, don't mind us, we're Irish, we're great craic, sure we're always laughin' in Ireland hahahaha mad as badgers. Jasus I went on the lock last night, came back home, put the rashers in the toaster hahahahaha'

It's impossible to be unhappy in a poncho.

Im scared of everything! Most of all Im scared of walking out of this room and never feeling the rest of my whole life, the way I feel when Im with you!

What happened was, I ran off the sidewalk and into the bushes and I was like WHOOOAA! and I killed, like, so many plants

It's insanely gleeful...This record is like running around a field of flowers with a butcher knife.

My mom had a uterus, I lived in it

One person's craziness is another person's reality