Leo the Lion

Leo Astrology July 23 - August 22

Leo Strength Keywords:

- Confident
- Ambitious
- Generous
- Loyal
- Encouraging

Leo Weakness Keywords:

- Pretentious
- Domineering
- Melodramatic
- Stubborn
- Vain

Leo and Independence:

Leo is very independent but they need something to control and someone to admire them and appreciate them. They are fully capable of being greatly successful on their own but they are much happier if they have an audience and a following of people who look up to them. They would prefer not be alone.

Leo and Friendship:

People are attracted to Leo's zest for life and their warm spirit. They have the ability to lift up one's spirits and provide encouragement when times are rough. Their enthusiasm attracts people, Leos are social butterflies, not because they want to be but because people always naturally gravitate and surround the Leo. Leos are very difficult people to not like, they are usually fairly balanced, realistic people. They never dwell on the past and they will think you are strange if you do. Some Leos might be too caught up in themselves and be very self-centered but they are never too self-absorbed to help anyone who needs it. They pamper their friends and treat them well. A Leo is the ultimate friend. They do not hold a grudge and they are very forgiving. They have respect and understanding of people's differences.

Leo and Business:

Business dealings are easy and successful for Leo, if they are in command and control. This can cause conflict in the workplace should the Leo not be in a position of superiority, but they usually get there eventually thanks to their powerful drive to succeed, in other words, they are excellent leaders because this is their kingdom they have to control, and they do it well. Leo has an amazing ability to get along with people and they work best in a group as opposed to alone. They can be very diplomatic in a group setting and can delegate people well, however Leo will not take orders. They need to give orders but with their enthusiasm and cheerfulness, other people do not have a problem taking orders from a Leo because they are never condescending and they treat others with respect and equality. Leos are full of drama, flair and extravagance and this reflects in the business world. They make an impact, they make a difference in the workplace and help to keep the parts moving in sync and iron out any problems before they arise. If the business fails, that means that Leo fails and they are extremely determined not to fail. Leo is the most extravagant sender of all astrology signs. They will not over do it but they will surround themselves with luxury as much as possible. They will never settle for second best.

Leo Temperament:

Leo loves the new and extraordinary, they despise dull, regular routines and if this is what they are faced with, they will simply create their own drama and excitement. This makes Leo prone to stir up a situation out of nowhere just for something to keep their vivacious temperament satisfied. Leo has an amazing ability to bounce back from any feelings of despair or unfortunate events. They do not like to be unhappy, it hurts their pride so they will take matters into their own hands and make things right again. Leos could come into conflict with other powerhouse type of people who will not take orders and not give an inch, Leos will not budge their opinion, they will understand and accept opinions of others but they do not take well to people to try to impose their beliefs on them. Leo most often have the temperament of a demanding, spoiled child but this is only shown if someone steps on the boundaries of their kingdom. They react this way because of their territoriality.

Leo Deep Inside:

Leos are extremely sensitive but they hide that very well. Leos love praise and flattery, their egos demand respect and adoration. Leo is all about pride. This can cause them to be self-cente

2007! It is now 2008

1. What did you do in 2007 that you'd never done before?
hmm a number of things, none very interseting

2. Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
dont make any cause i never keep them

3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
eh well aye kinda , more his wife not him hahaha

4. Did anyone close to you die?
not close to me personally but my pals dad

5. What countries did you visit?
hmm 2007 was a year of non travel

6. What would you like to have in 2008 that you lacked in 2007?
eh a better job, a holiday

7. What date from 2007 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
none really

8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
finding a wife

9. What was your biggest failure?
getting a job in bt

10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
eh blisters on my head from sunburn was a bitch

11. What was the best thing you bought?
wickerman ticket

12. Whose behavior merited celebration?
hmm everyone give themselves a pat on the back youve all been great

13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?
hmm

14. Where did most of your money go?
booze

15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?
the summer of festivals

16. What song will always remind you of 2007?
the SPRIOOOAW song

17. Compared to this time last year, are you:
i. happier or sadder?: happier, i think
ii. thinner or fatter?:defo fatter
iii. richer or poorer?: a tad richer

18. What do you wish you'd done more of?
more serious stuff, cant have fun all the time

19. What do you wish you'd done less of?
hmm nothing, not enough hours in the day

20. How will you be spending Christmas/Hanukah?
spent it at home

21. What was the most embarrassing thing that happened to you in 2007?
hmm my zip breaking in the pub and i didnt have punts oan

22. Did you fall in love in 2007?
you could say that

23. How many one-night stands?
not nearly enuff

24. What was your favorite TV program?
hmm family guy?

25. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year?
dont hate anyone

26. What was the best book you read?
innocent until proven guilty

27. What was your greatest musical discovery?
hmm paddys jesus song

28. What did you want and get?
a new flat

29. What did you want and not get?
loads a shit

30. What was your favorite film of this year?
hmm a few good ones

31. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
i was 24 and i had a great night

32. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
hmm having a better job

33. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2007?
hmm wearing more shirts

34. What kept you sane?
drink and drugs

35. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
none they are all wanks

36. What political issue stirred you the most?
the war lol

37. Who did you miss?
hmm loads a folk

38. Who was the best new person you met?
loads a newbies in the mick friendship ring, dani, gav, fiona etc etc you know who you are you lovely bunch

39. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2007?
people who you think care actually dont when it comes to the crunch

40. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year.
i couldnt believe my eyes when i saw jesus and his guys at the disco

find the first letter in your first name =

A - Lesbian
B - Gorgeous
C - Pretty
D - Jewish
E - Christian
F - Retarded
G - Boyish
H - Gothic
I - Girly
J - Gangster
K - Beautiful
L - Popular
M - Slutty
N - Preppy
O - Hot
P - Gay
Q - Punky
R - Hot
S - Sexy
T - Emo
U - Ugly
V - Wonderful
W - Geeky
X - Bitchy
Y - Under appreciated
Z - Over appreciated

Now the third letter in your middle name (if you dont have one use your last name) =

A - Slut
B - Boy
C - Bitch
D - Obsesser
E - Sex machine
F - Retard
G - Queen
H - Jew
I - Girl
J - Goth
K - Nerd
L - Motherfucker
M - Beauty queen
N - Geek
O - Whore
P - Punk
Q - Crackwhore
R - Alcoholic
S - Butthole
T - Fucker
U - Prince (ess)
V - Jackass
W - Babe
X - Scaredy-cat
Y - Coward
Z - Chocoholic

Now what colour is the top you are wearing =

Red - Who's Good With My Hands
Blue - Who Looks At Porn 24/7
Orange - Who Likes It In The Butt
Yellow - Who Wants To Have Sex With You
Green - Who will do anything for Sex
Purple - Who Will Do Anything For Crack
Pink - Who Will Rock Your World
Black - Who everyone wants to fuck
White - Who Masturbates At Work
Gray - who gives great head
Teal - Who is bangable

im a slutty babe who masterbates in work!!!

right whos been rigging cameras up in work