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Motto
Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children and hitting them?
Ich über mich
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Well, I'm Doreen, don't let the name fool you, I'm not an elderly old woman, I'm actually a rotund 22-year-old person type thing. I'm a nice and funny person if you get to know me.

Anyway, I'm working in Abtranistan, removing Sports and Movies packages from people's Sky Digital accounts, whether they like it or not. I like cake, but I love Tony Slattery. My car's name is Buttery Buns. Up until summer last year, I had the same haircut for 15 years. Jim Carrey and Mitch Hedberg are the funniest men in history. Brad Pitt is an asshole. Stop talking on the phone while you're driving. I'm getting my own gaff soon so the walls will be covered with posters from The Lost Boys, I'll make sure of it. I want to do everything before I die, lots to do. I recently bought a book of 101 things to do before I die, but I only have about 15 done so far. Long way to go. Enjoy life. At least try and be nice to people. To summarise, I like cake
The Music I Like
Radiohead, Travis, Linkin Park, Coldplay, Scala & Kolacny Brothers, Johnny Cash, Zoot Woman, John Martyn, 80's music, one hit wonders, mostly indie, Human League, Depeche Mode, A-Ha!, Duran Duran, Spandau Ballet, etc, etc.
Favourite Films
Serenity (Best! Movie! Ever!), Alien, Signs, The Thing, Silent Hill, Trainspotting, Blue Harvest, Frozen Land, Pitch Black, any of the Star Trek movies, Napoleon Dynamite, U-Turn, Gladiator, Blade Runner, anything that's even remotely sci-fi or horror. Or basically anything starring Kurt Russell, just cuz he's Kurt Fucking Russell! I also enjoy comedies, teen sex movies and anything starring Jim Carrey. I hate chick flicks and rom coms.
Sports (Anything that involves getting up)
Oh my God, I'm so bloody lazy, you wouldn't fucking believe! I can't even count sex as an exercise!
Happiest When
Watching anything with Tony Slattery in it (I love him, he's my husband but he doesn't know it yet), playing Animal Crossing, surprising the incontinent, playing ring-a-ring-a-rosey with elderly people, disturbing people with my strange ideas and musings ("How come anything that goes on the legs is always plural while everything that goes on top is singular? Think about it."), watching nature programmes about giraffes (I hope someday to own a pet giraffe), deliberately burning toast, fixing smashed crockery, going up to random people and shouting the words "Booky Wook!" in their faces, chasing flies with slippers, collecting book vouchers, eating Nutella, watching any TV show starring Jonathan Frakes, rom-zom-coms (Shaun of the Dead! Rock!), listening to Hall & Oates (John Oates is my favourite John in the whole world), listening to rain, dressing like Alexander DeLarge, dreaming about having either an evil twin or a talking emu, drinking Toilet Duck.

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  • Shtuff and Tings Like

    1. last beverage: Coke
    2. last phone call: Some customer at work who told me to fuck off.
    3. last text message: Susan
    4. last song played: Dolce Vita
    5. last bubble bath: Probably about four years ago
    6. last time you cried: Can't remember
    7. last meal: Oriental Stir Fry in Brannigans


    1. have you ever scored someone twice: No
    2. have you ever been cheated on: Yes. Bastard.
    3. have you ever bought condoms?: No. I don't have a badonkadonk.
    4. have you ever kissed someone & regreted it?: No!
    5. have you ever fallen in love?: Meh.
    6. have you ever lost someone: Yeah.
    7. have you ever been depressed: Christ yeah!
    8. have you ever been drunk and thrown up: No.

    8 things you did in the past three days

    1. Went to school: No.
    2. Went to college: No.
    3. Colored: No.
    4. Stripped: Nobody to strip for!
    5. Been drunk: Not this week.
    6. Slept: A lot!
    7. Been out at night? Again not this week
    8. Sex: Nah!

    List 4 people you can tell pretty much anything to -

    1.Abbey
    2. Susan
    3. Kelly
    4. Edmond

    List 3 favorite colors..

    1. Army green
    2. Purple
    3. Black

    List 2 things you want to do before you die

    1. Do the Gloucestershire Cheese Roll
    2. Go to Rio

    SO FAR IN 09

    1.Been to school- No
    2.Made a new friend - A good few yeah
    3.Bitched - I work in a call centre
    4.Fallen out of love- Not so far
    5.Done something you swore never to do- No
    6.Punched someone - No
    7.Laughed until you cried- Yeah a lot!
    8.Went behind your parents back- A lot this year.
    9.Met someone who changed your life- A lot this year.
    10.Made a wish- Thousands of them!
    11.Gotten close to someone -No
    12.Talked to God- Talked to the Flying Spaghetti Monster
    13. Found out who your true friends were – Yeah.

    ABOUT U..

    1. Do you miss someone? Kinda yeah
    2. What base are you at? The top one
    3. Straight, Gay, Bi? Bi.
    4. Do you have a crush? I have many crushes
    5. Who is the best hugger that you know? i'm not a hug person
    6. Do you believe in love at first sight: Used to but not anymore
    7. Is there something you want to tell someone? Yeah but I don't think I will.
    8. What brand of top are you wearing? Serenity Tshirt.
    9. Would you kiss anyone on your top friends? A few yeah
    10. Do you have "A thing? A what?!
    11. How many people do you trust on your top friends list? About seven or eight of them.
    13. How many kids do you want to have? Only recently thought about this, probably only 1.
    14. Do you have a good relationship with your parents? It's alrite
    15. Do you wanna change ur name? No
    16. What did you do for your last birthday? Spent the day in a car repair shop
    17. What time did you wake up today? About 11
    18. What were you doing at midnight last night? Watching Monty Python
    19. Name something you cant wait to do? Get laid.
    20. Last time you saw your mom? Walking around the house a few hours ago
    21. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life? The fact that I'm alone
    22. Which hand do you like better?Right
    23. Explain your URL name: it's my name and my year of birth. Basic I know.
    24. Favourite food: Chinese.
    25. Do you love life? I wish I could love it more

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  • JOHN MARTYN R.I.P.

    May you never lay your head down without a hand to hold
    May you never make your bed out in the cold

    Just like a great strong brother of mine, you know that I love
    you true
    You never talk dirty behind my back and I know that there's
    those that do
    Please, won't you please, won't you bear it in mind
    Love is a lesson to learn in our time
    Please, won't you please, won't you bear it in mind for me

    May you never lay your head down without a hand to hold
    May you never make your bed out in the cold

    You're just like a good close sister to me and you know that I
    love you true
    You hold no blade to stab me in my back and I know that there's
    those that do
    Please, won't you please, won't you bear it in mind
    Love is a lesson to learn in our time
    Please, won't you please, won't you bear it in mind for me

    May you never lay your head down without a hand to hold
    May you never make your bed out in the cold

    May you never lose your temper if you get hit in a bar-room
    fight
    May you never lose your woman overnight

    May you never lay your head down without a hand to hold
    May you never make your bed out in the cold

    THE WORLD IS NOW A DARKER PLACE WITHOUT YOU JOHN.
    MAY YOU REST IN PEACE.

    JOHN MARTYN. 11th September 1948 - 29th January 2009.
    R.I.P.

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    I've set up a Christmas competition in my new blog!

    There are a bunch of screenshots from some of my favourite music videos.
    All you have to do is guess which music videos they come from, and whoever guesses the most correct answers gets a Christmas present!!!

    Go here for a chance to win:
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Name :   Doreen Manning
Nick Name :   Buttery Buns, Moreen Danning, Billie No Mates
Birthdate :   30th July 1987
Birthplace:   Cork
Current Location:   The Blue Yonder
Eye Color:   Blue
Hair Color:   Brownish Blonde
Height:   About 5 ft 5
Weight:   About 14 stone
Piercings:   Ears
Tatoos:   My right arm, looking at getting one on my right arm as well
Boyfriend/Girlfriend:   Neither but I'd like to have a boyfriend at some point soon
Vehicle:   Red Ford Fiesta
Overused Phrase:   Jesus Tapdancing Christ
FAVORITES
Food:   Chocolate
Pub/Disc/Restaurant:   Eco's in Douglas
Candy:   Tesco Rocky Road
Number:   7
Color:   Army Green
Animal:   Llamas, pandas, giraffes, ligers
Drink:   Coke, orange juice, milk, Bulmer's
Body Part on Opposite sex:   Face, or hands
Perfume:   Curious by Britney Spears
TV Show:   Firefly
Music Album:   Grace and Danger by John Martyn
Movie:   Serenity
Actor/Actress:   John Hurt
This or That
Pepsi or Coke:   Coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing:   Maccy D's
Chocolate or Vanilla   Chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee:   Hot Chocolate
Kiss or Hug:   Sex
Dog or Cat:   Dog
Rap or Punk:   Punk
Summer or Winter:   Winter
Scary Movies or Funny Movies:   Scary Movies
Love or Money:   50/50
YOUR...
Bedtime:   Was 4am, now 12am
Most Missed Memory:   Exploring derelict houses
Best phyiscal feature:   Boobs
First Thought Waking Up:   Is it Saturday yet?
Ambition:   To do the Gloucestershire Cheese Roll
Best Friends:   All at the TSF Forum! And at work of course.
Weakness:   Chocolate. And men.
Fears:   Dying alone
Longest relationship:   6 weeks
HAVE YOU...
Cheated Your Partner:   Never
Ever been beaten up:   Once
Ever beaten someone up:   Never
Ever Shoplifted:   No
Ever Skinny Dipped:   No
Ever Kissed Opposite sex:   No
Been Dumped Lately:   Yes, but beer will obliterate that memory
IN A GUY/GAL
Favorite Eye Color:   Brown
Favorite Hair Color:   Not picky
Short or Long:   Not picky
Height:   Not picky
Style:   Laid back
Looks or Personality:   Again, not picky
Hot or Cute   Cute
Muscular or Really Skinny:   Definitely not skinny
RANDOMS
What country do you want to Visit:   Rio
How do you want to Die:   Happy
Been to the Mall Lately:   Yes!
Get along with your Parents:   Yeah
Health Freak:   Not entirely, but I know I should be
Do you think your Attractive:   No
Believe in Yourself:   No
Want to go to College:   Already been there
Do you Smoke:   No
Do you Drink:   Not often enough
Shower Daily:   Yeah!
Been in Love:   Not in a long time
Do you Sing:   No
Want to get Married:   Yes
Do you want Children:   Not really, but lately started thinking about it
Age you wanna lose your Virginity:   Sooner rather than later
Hate anyone:   A lot of people
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  • Paula Kenny
    luv Paula Kenny

    heres my last love! thanks for the teddy bear

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    Lisa O' Flynn

    look at u :) :) :)

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    luv Miriam Neville

    Cheers 4 the video girl :)

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    luv Beautiful Corpse

    you do doreen, you bloody do!!!

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    luv Beautiful Corpse

    i thought you'd like it!

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    luv Katy Flowers

    I also hate brad pitt and tom cruise :D *high five*

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    Hi Doreen do ya remember me?
    my msn is batwingeddragon@hotmail.com

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    et voila!une coeur pour tois!(:

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    DitzyPixy

    thanks for adding much!(:
    be careful of those gerbils,now....

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    DitzyPixy

    alexis sayle!
    'did you know that gerbils are actually the largest mammals in the world'
    sorry had to comment on that,saw you on the kingdom group :) !

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  • Lisa O' Flynn
    luv Lisa O' Flynn

    ya da money in der is the job..!!!
    du go out over the weekend...i was wrkn sat till 11:(

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    Right bk at ya :D -->

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    hey grl thanks 4 the add..??
    how u findin work..???

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    Thanks for the add!

    Keep checking our page for news and updates on new Dwarf :o)

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    Do ya think it would've made any difference if someone had written "I am a fish" in a First year French exam four hundred times, did a funny little dance, then fainted?

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    They're tiles dummy!!!!

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