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"...reports of North bound M1 in north Buckinghamshire between 14 and 15 that's also looking slow because of that overturned ice cream van, there's still cones over the carage way there"

Cones over the carage way

This is apparently a true story. It took place just outside of Munich, Germany.

Heisenberg went for a drive and got stopped by a traffic cop. The cop asked, "Do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg replied, "No, but I know where I am."


Oooh I love physics jokes anyway do you have those photos you took from Brighton on me? Love to see then, Oooh can't wait to go back again but next time I'm staying in B&B for three nights for the same price as 2 at Travel Lodge.



Oh and I'll leave you with physics limerick..

There was an old lady called Wright
who could travel much faster than light.
She departed one day
in a relative way
and returned on the previous night.

Good Afternoon fayre Uruite!i was lookin today on Bebo 4 any sign of remnants of the once great and mightyful Uru online,an hey i find your tribute Vid,well done there,however if u ain't already herd the news Uru is to return,and not only that the fans are to write the ages,check out the main website theres a link in there to an official Cyan chat thats been set up in the mean time(mean coz Cyan has us by the proverbials until it does infact return)-nuff said,i'll be in touch-oh an btw theres an exile Uruite group in there.com they are called The Uruites funny enuff-once again a trully warm hearted video u made there!! keep up the good work! Peace-Out

Ooooh Left, middle, right, middle, Left, middle, right, middle, left middle, right, middle left...

A three legged march in two time.

Hello, do ya want to go MSN/SKype? I'll be about for a short while.

Hello would you like to go Skype/msn

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Send this rose to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a dozen you're loved!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Hello i noticed you are a band member of the asperger east anglia group im a groupie so i thought i would say HI !


Name : Rebekah AKA Bekah

Age : 17

Diognosis : Autistic


Crisis : i need friends

hello im a friend of colin's i thought i would just say hi

Hye I like MirrorMask, I've not seen all of it but it it really weird

message me back...