General slang

* Feck" - similar to Fuck but not seen as so offensive, safe for children to say.
* "Takin the Mick" - Not taking things seriously
* "Conkers" - seeds of the horse chestnut tree. Used in a childhood game.
* "C'mere" - 'come here'-attempting to get somebody's full attention.
* "Tae" -Tea.
* "The Pictures" - the cinema
* "Knacker (silent K)/Pikey/Tinker - A member of the travelling community
* "Banjaxed" - Broken beyond repair
* "Slagging/Ripping it out of/rippin the piss" - To ridicule/mock/make fun of e.g.He's ripping it out of John means He's making fun of John
* "Sound" - Adjective used to say that a person is of good character and a worthwhile individual.
* "Pissed off" - Annoyed.
* "Pissed" - Drunk or Annoyed.
* "Run Amok" - Crazy with anger.
* "Scoop/Jar" - A pint.
* "Class" - cool/very good
* "Wellys" -Wellington Boots, often also called russian boots.
* "Pitch" - To throw something
* "Acting the maggot" -Acting Up, Misbehaving.
* "Acting up" -Misbehaving
* "Arsing around " - Doing nothing
* "Craic" - fun
* "Eejit" - Idiot
* "Gobshite" - Someone who talks rubbish.
* "Tick"- Annoyed or angry with another person
* "Deadly"- Brilliant
* "Jaffa" - Red-haired person with an attitude.
* "Lushing" - Going out and getting drunk. - "Lets go lushing!"

Dublin Slang

* "Culchie/Bogger/Mucker/Muck Savage" - a country person
* "D4/D4 head" - A term used to describe upper class people, derives from the fact that the majority live in the D4/Dublin 4 post code area, also a particular mindset asscociated with people from that area of Dublin
* "Deadly/whopper/rapid" - good
* "Dope/Sap/Spa" - Idiot
* "Bate" - beat someone up
* "Dubes"- Dubarry Deck shoes, shoes which are stereotypically characterised with D4's
* "Dutchie" - Dutch Gold, a very cheap imported lager so it appeals to youths
* "Fair Play/Fair Balls" - well done/congratulations
* "Gargle/Scoops" - Drink (alcohol)
* "Gawk" - to look at. Also used as the verb to get sick.
* "Gee" (pronounced with a hard G) - Vagina
* "Ginger" (prounounced with a hard G, rhymes with "singer") - ginger minger, i.e. ugly red-haired girl
* "Give her/him one/" - Have sex with her/him
* "Howya" - How Are You?
* "Jaysus!" - Used as an exclamation. Different pronunciation of "jesus!" but is regarded as slang
* "Joe Maxi" - Rhyming slang for Taxi. Joe Maxi was a popular childrens programme in the late 80s early 90s
* "Keeping Sketch" - To be a look-out for 'authority figures'
* "Kip/Dive/Dump/Tip" - a place that is unappealing
* "Knacker 'tasch" - Refers to teenage moustaches with contain only a few hairs on either side of the mouth. Insulting to the attempted grower.
* "Law" - Memeber of the Gardai Siochana (Irish Police Force)
* "Legend" - great person (can also be used to describe a great place or thing; sometimes used as adjective e.g. "that party was legend")
* "Locked/Buckled/Gargled/scuttered" - Drunk
* "Meet/Shift/go off with" - French kiss
* "Micky/knob" - Penis
* "One" - woman
* "On the Lash" - A heavy nights drinking
* "Pukin' me ring" - To be getting sick very heavily/for a long period of time
* "Roysh"- A term used usually in a mocking fashion of the way D4's/D4 heads say the word right eg. 'yeah roysh'-yeah, right
* "Sham" - A person from a middle class/upper class background trying to act working class in order to make themselves apperar tougher.
* "Skanger" is a generally term of abuse for a Dubliner of a working class background who has a particular style of dress.
* "Sketch/Scatter!" - Someone coming: teacher, police etc. used primarily by youths
* "Slapper"- slut
* "Stall it" - wait; when used with "to" e.g. "Stall it to X - come to X
* "Up the duff/Duffed" - Pregnant
* "Wagon" - A difficult or awkward woman "she's a right wagon"
* "Whats the story?" - How are you? Can be shortened to "Story?" as a question. Rhyming slang is "Jackanory". Which cannot be shortened. You can say "Story Jonno?" but would need t

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A van driver used to amuse himself by scaring the shit out of every Glasgow Rangers fan he saw strutting down the road in his blue and white uniform. He would swerve as if to hit them, and at the last minute, swerve back onto the road. One day as he was driving along the road, he saw a priest hitch-hiking. He thought he would do his good deed for the day and offer the priest a lift. "Where are you going, Father?" he asked.
"I'm going to say Mass at St Joseph's church, about 2 miles down the road," came the reply.
"No problem," said the driver, "Jump in and I'll give you a lift."
The happy priest climbed into the van and they set off down the road. Suddenly the driver caught site of a Hun on the pavement, and instinctively swerved as if to hit him, but just in time, remembering the priest in his van, swerved back to the road again, narrowly missing the cunt. Although he was certain that he didn't hit him, however, he still heard a loud "Thud". Not understanding where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors, and, seeing nothing, said to the priest, "Sorry Father, I almost hit that Rangers Supporter walking down the road there."
"That's okay," replied the priest, "I got the fucker with the door!!"

A man goes to Glasgow airport and eventually goes into the departure lounge to wait for the call for his flight home. The place is a mess. All around him are overturned tables, smashed windows, upturned chairs, broken flight monitors and crowd control barriers littering the floor. "Christ, what happened here?" he asks one of the ground crew.
"Oh," he replies. "Bloody hopeless it was, we had the Rangers squad in here this morning filming the new Nike ad!"

Q: Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps?
A: They had pictures of Rangers Players on them and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on

Q: What is the difference between a Rangers Fan and a trampoline?
A: You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline!

Q: What do you call a hun in Europe?
A: A tourist...

Q: What do you call a Hun in a three-bedroomed semi?
A: A burglar.
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The Infamous Glasgow Rangers

1. If the Glasgow Rangers ever win the Coronation Cup - they will be the 2nd Scottish club ever to do so.
2. If they ever beat their deadliest rivals 7-1 in a major domestic cup final - they will be the 2nd Scottish club ever to do so.
3. If they ever reach the European Cup Semi-Final 4 times - they will be the 2nd Scottish club ever to do so.
4. If they ever win every competition they enter in one season - they will be the 2nd Scottish club ever to do so.
5. If they ever reach the European Cup Final - - they will be the 2nd Scottish club ever to do so.
6. If they ever reach the European Cup Final with eleven home bred Scots - they will be the 2nd Scottish club ever to do so.
7. If they ever reach the European Cup Final twice - they will be the 2nd Scottish club ever to do so.
8. If they ever WIN the European Cup - they will be the 2nd Scottish club ever to do so.
9. Having won 9-in-a-row - it must be a great feeling to know that for the NINTH TIME IN A ROW - you are
And always will be
2nd