What do you do with a banana?
Give it a monkey!!!

Name a blue flower?
A Violet!!!

Name something associated with The Three Little Bears?
Little Red Riding Hood!!!

(When giving the sign of peace) Caroline says, “Pleased to meet you...god they’re so friendly here" DOH...

Caroline - “Aww it thought I was a cabbage!!!" (referring to a butterfly that landed on her green coat) LOL

Caroline - “Ahh look, he’s got feet all round his ankles!!! LOL

Jack - “What’s Irish studies to do with then…Irish I guess” DOH...

Michelle - “Ok, animals with fluff aren’t allowed then”

Michelle - (Talkin to me) “Are you going to pluck your slugs then” LOL

Name an activity that requires two people?
A two-legged race!!!...HUH???...WOT???...thts runnin!!!

Mum singing - “Im honey, honey, honey, honey…sooooo honey, honey, honey, honey LOL

V - “She was shaking like a leaflet…oh wait it’s a leaf isn’t it…DOH!!!

Me pointing to my shin: Can you see the bruise there...
...Mum: points to my foot and says "What here?!" DOH…

Mum talking bout Dan - "At least if he gets nippy, he can have a bowl of cornflakes". LOL

I ask mum: Are these scissors ok?
Mum says: “They’ll be ok for cutting!!!

Nat asks mum when shes off to Ireland and she replies, “The Thursday before the weekend”. LOL

Noeleen - "OMG...Ive 4gotten my titty bank" LOL

Cat askin me - "Do they (Ireland) drive on the same side of the road as us" DOH

Cat - "Imagine if he came runnin in now, sayin, STOP! DONT GO!!!" LOL

Yer man 1: "What's tht yellow vegetable...yellow vegetable"
Yer man 2: "Yellow vegetable...ermm...Oh! a Pumpkin?!
Yer man 1: That's the one!!! DOH

Danny - "Where's your computer?!" ha

Danny - "ITS NOT FUCKIN SOUTHBOUND...WE DONT NEED FUCKIN SOUTHBOUND, IM TELLIN YA!!!!! LOL

P.D - What people do for good luck???
Don't walk under a ladder!!! DOH

Bev: Lou's Irish bf (stereotypical view or wot) LOL - Damon, dark hair with ginger streaks, lots of freckles, IRA tattoo on arm, friend of my cousins, fan of Westlife, likes potatoes and guiness!!! LOL

Heather: "What??? Ham is pork.....I thought ham was sheep" LOL

Phoebe: Phobe, Russell Brand hair, baa baa black sheep, "THAT IS NOT GOOD", Fleabe, NO MT LOL classics!!!

Zoe: "Take Beatrice to a comedy club" ha ha ha, thts just cruel!!!

Mich - *trips up the stairs* I nearly had a heart attack (said in the poshest accent ever, sooo funny)

Me - "Aww where's the doggy?" (It was Mich's seatbelt squeakin) LOL

Mich to me - "You've got ur willy trousers on again, ha ha ha!!!"

Mich - "Id LOVE Caleb all over my face" (dirty cow LOL)

Mum - "Is it me or r those signs gettin bigger and bigger...everytime I get closer 2 one it seems bigger!!!" DOH

Mum - "God, he was such a stonehead...in2 everythin" ha ha

Noel - "It takes two to tangle" lol

Mum - "It's ridiculous, no sleep before marriage"

Noeleen on bebo - That's David's picture, is tht infectin me??? lol

DF - 81 over 2 - meant to say 8+hlf...DOH!

Noeleen - Is der an antibiotic on my comp?! LOL

Ann R - Here, wil u put this pic of Harvey on the yoke (digital photoframe) CLASSIC!

Rabs - Marion to Joe: Will u sit up straight!
Joe: Good idea
Pa: Do u want 2 go in2 the kitchen?
Joe: Sure wot am I gonna do in der!!! sooooo funny!!!

Mum: "doesnt ur alarm wake u up wit the noise: boo boo boo" ha ha

DH: I dont shiv a git lol

Bush: "Misunderestimated" ha ha

Me: "mum do u want sum sweets"
Mum: "ummm, yea, u choose"
Me: What???
Mum: "u choose"
Me: What...fruit chews!
Mum: ha ha
(u had 2 b der)

Shecurity!

Pukey Dan + Podgy Pa

Dan + his vaseline
Dan + granny scarf, walkin thro the airport! (Feb 09')

TS: house of the risin sun

Ooonagi
Emotions (March 09')

Becky: "Im a cudder yoke" LOL

Mum: "U never know wot goes on behind 4 doors!" LOL

Mum: "March April May" ha ha random!

Mum: "did u l

* I've learnt that no matter how much I care, some people just don't care back.

*I've learnt that it takes years to build up trust and only seconds to destroy it.

*I've learnt that you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life.

*You should always leave loved ones with loving words coz it may be the last time you see them.

*I've learnt that learning to forgive takes practice.

*I've learnt that two people can look at the exact same thing and see something totally different.

*I've learnt that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon.

*I've learnt that it's hard to determine where to draw the line between being nice and not hurting people's feelings by standing up for what you believe in.

12 things bout love:
1. You'll read his txts over and over again
2. You walk really slowly when you're together
3. You pretend to be shy when you're with him
4. While thinking bout him ur heart skips a beat
5. When u hear his voice u smile for no reason
6. You'll wait hours to talk to him online even if its only for 5 mins
7. U start listening to slow, meaningful songs
8. He becomes all u really think about
9. You get high just by his smell
10. You repeat those 3 words over and over in ur head
11. You'll do anything for him
12. While reading this, he was the one u were thinking about the whole time!!!
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