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- Coldplay, strokes, U2, kings of leon, editors, hard-fi, arctic monkeys, killers, RHCP all sorts of music
Kanye West etc.
- Shawshank, old school , braveheart, anchorman, enemy of the state.
- play for Killygarry GFC, soccer ManU fan.watch all sports like rugby f1, darts, american football!oh yeah and dodgeball-a facinating sport!!
- Scared Of
- not much apart from geezer when he's mad!
- Happiest When
- playing football and being out with de lads on the beer after a game!!anything to do with football really!
- Favourite t.v moment
- the aftermath of the epic U-14 decider between Killygarry & Drumgoon.Francie Galligan pulls no punches as he slates the referee and blames emmigration for poor standerds in underage football in his post match interview! it puts Kevin Keegans "i'd love it" speech to shame!bellies overhead kick against drumlane wud be a close second!
Borat: [to American Audience] We support your war of terror.
Driving Instructor: In America, a woman can choose who she has sex with.
Borat: Pamela! I no find you attractive anymore!... NOT!
Dinner host: I'm calling the police!
Borat: Why you call police? The retard escape?
Borat: Quick children, smash the Jew egg!
Borat: What kind of dog is this?
Zookeeper: It's a tortoise.
Borat: Is it a cat in a hat?
Zookeeper: No... it's a tortoise in a shell.
Borat: [narrating] He insist we not fly, in case the Jews repeated their attack of 9/11.
Borat: He is my neighbor, Nushuktan Tulyiagby, he is pain in my assholes. I get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass. I get a step, he must get a step. I get a clock-radio, he cannot afford. Great success!
Borat Sagdiyev: What kind of car can I buy that attract woman with shaved vagine?
Car Dealership owner: That would be a Corvette.
Borat: Gypsy, who is this woman you have shrunk?
Azamat: [points to two cockroaches] The Jews have shifted their shapes!
Borat: Do Jesus love my neighbor, Nusultan Tulyakbay?
Pentecostal church pastor: Yes, Jesus loves your neighbor.
Borat: [correcting him] Nobody like my neighbor Nusultan Tulyakbay.
Borat: I arrived in America's airport with clothings, U.S dollars and a jar of gypsy tears to protect me from AIDS.
Borat: We need somewhere to put our black asses, nigger.
Borat: You like me? You are my friend?
Driving Instructor: Yes, I am your friend.
Borat: You be my boyfriend?
Driving Instructor: No, I'm not your boyfriend... okay, yeah, I guess I can be your boyfriend.
Borat: [ogling good looking woman] Very nice, very nice! How much?...
Borat: [singing the Kazakhi national anthem] Kazakstan is the greatest country in the world, all other countries are run by little girls. Kazakhstan is number one exporter of potassium, Other Central Asian countries have inferior potassium.
Borat: Pamela, I am no longer attracted to you.... NOT!
Borat: [looks for a car] I want to buy a car with pussy magnet.
Borat: I like to make sexy time!
Borat: This suit is NOT BLACK!
Borat: May George Bush drink the blood of every man, woman and child in Iraq!
Mike Jared (Magnolia Fine Dining Society): ...I'm er... recently retired...
Borat: You are a retard?
Mike Jared (Magnolia Fine Dining Society): ...er... yes...
Borat: Er... physical or mental?
Bethany Weston (Magnolia Fine Dining Society): [to Jared] ... retired...
Mike Jared (Magnolia Fine Dining Society): RETIRED! I don't work anymore...
Bethany Weston (Magnolia Fine Dining Society): ...stopped work...
Mike Jared (Magnolia Fine Dining Society): ...STOPPED WORKING!
Borat: [quietly across the table] Is very good you allow retard to er...
Borat: [indicates women beside him] In my country, they would go crazy for these two.
[points to minister's wife]
Borat: ...not so much... this one
Borat: This is Natalya.
[He kisses her passionately]
Borat: She is my sister. She is number-four prostitute in whole of Kazakhstan.
[She holds up a trophy and smiles]
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