"happiest when a little rowdy"
a little?
gordon you're middle name should be rowdy.

sup gordon x

how long have we had these earings in now ?? the comment you left me was 4 weeks ago am sure however it has been longer. ALSO watched your video of you and angus peirjumping rolf. its so pish

i'll let you off then. i realise it must be bad if you didn't go for your swim!
have a good weekend?
i can't go next week, i have a presentation before lunch and a closed book assessment straight after. next again is a must though!
x x x

what happened to our lunch date then? we're slacking ritchie!
x x x

No it didnt go up!
Damn, get i up though! Its hilarious.

xxx.

Husband?
How are you?
Have you got Facebook yet?

xxx.

get facebook you slut.

yeah i think that should be fine unless i have to use my lunch to finish work. i hope not! i will text you later, ok?
x x x

Gordo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 !!!!!!!!!!!
Where are you?
I need to give you a text but have this badboy
xxx

sure.... i'll let you off this time.
theres some interesting stuff too.
i didn't get in a fight, some weirdo tried to strangle me and now she's telling people i attacked her.
i'm finding it all rather hilarious to be honest.
we need to do something soon gordo.
x x x

Imaginary jess! She is well going on her own!
Poor jonesy.

xxx.

RIP lunch dates

wtf? you're making up an imaginary 'squad' now? poor show gordon. when am i getting this subway and boiler suit?
have a good weekend?
x x x

how was halloween then?
i heard the girls were freddie daft.
lunch on thursday? i have stories for you subway boy.
x x x

i don't even know what sort of baguettes they sell there. i'm a bit scared. :S lol.
looking forward to being freddie tomorrow then?
i still think you should be going up town as the boiler suit pimp though.
it's make all the girls 'ritchie daft'
x x x

Yeah! mustache, lol. Yeah pretty much, i need a little gun and a mask, but im chicken shopping it tomorrow so hopefully ill get them then


xxx,

fucking subway.

what was funny about that?
well i'm practically wearing nothing this time! pretty gaga-ish if you ask me. no lightening bolt this time though. she's past that now. no scoping going on there.
x x x

thats the trouble with being so tall, i know the feeling. lol.
shut up, the only thing thats the same is the wig! my outfit is 100 times better than the last one.
yeah, louis works with me. he's pretty cool. i'd say he's on level with stewy g himself.
x x x