Randomm Shizz In Londonnn. HELL YEAH!



Carrie: *Bored*
Me: ...
Carrie: SEX ALPHABETTT!

Me: Oh remember how i told you all i had a supprise?
Nikki, Johnny & Jessi: Yeahh...
Me: *Pulls coconut out of bag* MILKY JOE THE SECOND
Everyone:WTF?!

Carrie: *Stands up to answer door, trips over suitcase, lands face first into the wall, slides down the wall, lands face first on the floor*
Me: Pmsl

Me: ....
Nikki...
Carrie: ..OMG THERES A GAY GUY DANCING NAKED OUT THE WINDOW
Me: WTF??

Chelsea: *Calling Johnnys room* Who's This?
Mr Dempsey: This is Mr Dempsey, and im not particularly amused by this
Chelsea: *Hangs up*

Me and Nikki walk out of a room at 11pm..
Security Dude: *Russian/Polish/German Accent* What are yous doing?
Us: *Run*

Me and Jessi are runnning up the stairs.
Me: *Irish accent* C'mon Jessica! We're almost there...Oh noo! this is only the first floor. Jessi? JESSICAAA! Dont leave me!!

Nick: Lets see how long it takes Hamish to follow me. *walks over to Corin*

10 seconds later, Hamish follows..

Other shizzz

We never got round to eating the cerial.

Jo D figured out how to scam the binocular things at the theatre...on the last night.

Dont tell Alex if you think Wicked is shite, as he will take this very offensivly.

Me & Jessi never ate our pot noodles...and we bought Great Britain tops.

Carrie and Chelsea were never/ will ever be on time in the morning.

We will always be suspicious of the house keeping.

Carrie will always trip over suitcases...its her 'thing' and she will always sleep through her alarm.

The cage will come down.

Alex was handing out newspapers...which we recieved from people who hand out news papers..

I wonder if that narrator guy will ever call Nikki.

Nelson fell asleep during the Q & A with John Barrett.

We will worship Nicks Gonzo t-shirt.

No one actually learnt anything in the Cabinet War rooms.

I talked in an Irish accent waaay too much this last week.

We will ALWAYS love Brian (Y)

Over all a good holiday?

HELL YEAH!!!

What else are you supposed to give hookers in hotel rooms? "Yoghurt, anybody? I made some yoghurt this morning, would you like some? It's got Granola and everything. You sure? Go on, have a bit."
~ On public figures who get caught in hotel rooms with prostitutes and cocaine.

"I got my pecs, I got limos, I got bitches, and all my limo's powered by bitch juice, and my spare pecs are in the limo."
~ Describing rap music

"Oh how I hate you. I hate you so much it gives me energy. I have to get up early in the morning just to hate you, because there's not enough time in the day! Please GO AWAY!"
~ On breakups, were people not lying

German food is so bad, even Hitler was a vegetarian. 'Would you like some more shtrudleghraf on your shamlw?' How appetising does that sound?
~ On German cuisine

It sounds like typewriters eating tinfoil, being kicked down some stairs.
~ On the German language

The meaning of the word "gay" has changed. it used to mean all colourful and happy and homosexual but now it's a word children use to describe something that's a little bit "meh". "You're eating Weetabix, oh that's so gay"
~ On the meaning of the word gay

When you say to a child "Bedtime, it's bedtime now" that's not what the child hears. What the child hears is "Go and lie down in the dark... for hours... and don't move. I'm locking the door now"
~ On children

“I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake?”
~ On driving

"Money can't buy you love, but it can get you some really good chocolate ginger biscuits."

"People walk past me in the street and look at me, but because they think I work in their office and they can't remember my name."

"There was a time when I thought if I see Victoria Beckham's face any more I'm going t forget my 11 times tables because my brain is going to dislodge old information to accommodate the new."

"One thing that's coming up a lot is: are you as grumpy as you appear from this Black Books thing."

"I knew i was gonna fall, and it wasn't gonna be a good one. It wasn't gonna be one of those "*fzooom* I have fallen -falls. It was gonna be one of those awkward "oh I seem to be falling, excuse me, ha-ha"
~When he fell over getting out of a taxi

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A FILM, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here"s how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that"s playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don"t lie and try to pretend you"re cool

Opening Credits:
This Is Fucking Ecstasy - Say Anything

Waking Up:
Straight To Video - MSI

First Day At School:
Heroine Slow - Pencey Prep

Falling In Love:
It Had To Be You - Motion City Soundtrack

Fight Song:
Make A Move - Lostprophets

Breaking Up:
Liar Liar - The Used

Prom:
Famous Last Words - MCR

Life"s OK:
It Hurts - Angels And Airwaves

Mental Breakdown:
Replace Me - Family Force 5

Driving:
Almost Easy - Avenged Sevenfold

Flashback:
I Want You Bad - Offspring

Getting Back Together:
The Reason - Hoobastank

Birth of Child:
Fed The Fire - Farewell

Opium Of The People:
Ruby - Kaiser Chiefs

Wedding:
This Is For Real - Motion City Soundtrack

Final Battle:
New Born - Muse

Death Scene:
And I - Box Car Racer

Funeral Song:
Time After Time - Elliot Minor

End Credits:
You Give Love A Bad Name - BON JOVI (yes im that cool!)