1.You're in the hospital. Who on your top friends comes to visit you?
Daniel would. I would hope someone else might just as long as it wasnt to laugh at me cos i had did something stupid whilst drunk. not that i ever do that though.............. trikes dont spring to mind.

2. If alcohol were banned, what would your reaction be?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA give me some rope. either that or visit paula since she would be making it illegally.

3. If you could go anywhere right now, where would it be?
Fiji to visit stewart or me bed cos i am tired

4. Do you believe world peace is possible?
Not a chance.

5. I'm a genie. What is your wish?
To make me have only one job working 3 days a week for 2 hours a day and getting paid about £700 a week. sounds good to me

6. Name one thing about the opposite sex that automatically turns you off?
Arrogance

7. Name one thing about the opposite sex that automatically turns you on?
Nice smile, nice eyes and funny

8. Speaking of sex, what did you think about “Brokeback Mountain”?
Yeah like i would watch a film about pooferism

9. What are you obsessive about?
Nothing really. Would love to say cleaning my house but well that would just be a lie. well probably films. i love watching films

10. Leatherface is in the kitchen. What do you do?
Ask him to wash the dishes cos i hate doing them

11. Do people underestimate you?
All the time

12. When you're in a bad mood, what puts you in a better one?
Being left to get on with it or 250 bottles o wkd. Seriously dont bug me when i am in a mood, its no safe.

13. Honestly, do you talk about MySpace in real life?
Don't do myspace

15. What do you hope to have accomplished by the end of the year?
to not be in corn hill

16. Do you believe minimum wage should be raised?
yes. things cost so bloody much nowadays especially if ur a parent dont they daniel!!!!!!

18. Do you have any truly crazy relatives?
Not that i know of. i have truly crazy friends though. mind you when daniels in a temper i think hes crazy lol

19. Pretend you've had 15 beers; describe what you would be doing.
singing away and being all happy and gibbering shite

20. Does everyone in your life know the real you?
No i wouldnt think it. I dont give too much away about whats inside. Nobodys buisness

21. What was the last thing you said?
Bye love you as daniel went out the door to go visit his brother

22. What is the most ridiculous fear you have?
Well i dont think any o my fears are ridiculous but apparently they are, mind you probably my fear of sweetcorn as i cant explain it i just know my tummy goes in knots if i see it

23. Who was the last person to hug you?
Daniel

24. When is the last time you ate peanut butter and jelly?
oh god never. thats just no right. jam and cheese is dam good though

25. When did you last have a home-cooked meal?
Tonight cos my mum made me a roast chicken dinner and it was dam good and she gave me the leftovers to take home. shes so good to me

l26. Have you ever gotten naked at a party?
Jesus no, i wouldnt want everyone being sick all over the place, ripping their eyes out and screaming I AM BLIND.

27. Who do you miss?
Stewart and Andy

28. Are you named after a grandparent?
No

.29. Does someone love you?
Daniel loves me and my family love me sepcially my mum but apart from that no

30. What was the last thing you ate?
roast chicken mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

31. How do you feel right now?
Alright a wee bit tired cos i cant sleep at nights but apart from that i feel fine

32. Have you driven anywhere today?
I dont drive

33. What’s your hair like?
A fucking mess

34. Whose car were you in last?
My mums

35. Where did you go?
to her house for tea then she drove me home

36. Do you vote?
when i mind on

37. Are you a vegetarian?
Hell no. Vegtables, are you shitting me. jesus i hate nearly everything but meat, well some meats are what i lik

ARE YOU:
1. A Cuddler?: Depends, i cuddle daniel plenty as he tires to swirm away from me, i give my mum cuddles when she buys me nice presents, i like cuddles from my male friends but i hate when other lasses try to hug you. there is no need for it.
2. A morning person?: I'm ok in the mornings but i dont really like them
3. Are you a perfectionist?: Hell not a chance except when the ocd kicks in lol.
4. An only child?: no
5. Catholic?: NO and fed up getting accused o being one just cos i support celtic.
6. In your pjama's? no
7. Currently suffering from a broken heart?: No one could ever break my heart its made o stone didnt u no
8. Okay at styling other people's hair?: No, cant even style my own!
10. Addicted to MySpace/Bebo?: Yes
11. Shy around the opposite gender?: Yup belive it or not unless i am friendly with them

DO YOU:
12. Bite your nails?: only when i am really nervous or worried about something or if one cracks a bit and i cant b assed to look for the clippers
13. Get paranoid at times?: Not really
14. Currently regret something that you have said?: Bloody right
15. Curse frequently when you get mad?: Emmm yes i am afraid i do. the fuck word comes out alot which i must stop doing when daniels about especially if celtic loose cos i would ground his ass if he used that kinda language
16. Enjoy country music?: cant bloody stand it
17. Do you enjoy jazz music? nope
18. Enjoy smoothies?: no
19. Enjoy talking on the phone?: depends who its too and depends whats on tv at the time
20. Have a lot to learn?: Yes - although you would think I would ken by now!
21. Have a pet?: no
22. Have a tendency to fall for the "wrong" person?: suppose i do
23. Have all your grandparents?: No none
24. Have at least one sibling?: Yes
25. Have been told that you are smart?: does being told your not at thick as you look count cos paula quite often tells me that lol.
26. Have a broken bone?: Not right now
27. Have Caller I.D. on your phone?: No but thinking o getting it for the work phone eh paula

HAVE YOU:
28. Changed a nappy?: Loads
29. Changed a lot over the past year?: Yes i am much fatter, haggered and older looking with more grey hair. personality wise probably not
31. Had surgery?: yes

LAST PERSON WHO:
1. Slept in your bed besides you? my memory doesnt go that far back but probaly daniel if hes been unwell
2. Saw you cry?: nobody i wouldnt think. i dont do crying especially in front o folk unless i had toothache lol
3. Went to the movies with you?: Daniel
4. You went to the mall with? There isnt a mall
5. You went to dinner with?: Daniel and me mum
6. You talked on the phone to? Ingird
7. Said 'I love you' and really meant it?: Daniel before i left for work this morning.
8. Broke your heart?: Billie Joe cos hes still no dumped his wife for me lol.
9. Made you laugh? Daniel, hes so funny
10. You kissed?: Daniel before bed last night. god i must get a life lol

WOULD YOU RATHER?
1. Pierce your nose or tongue?: Cant do piercings cos o me phobia o needles
2. Be serious or be funny?: Funny everytime
3. Drink whole or skim milk?: I cant drink milk anymore cos it makes me sick but when i could it was always whole.
4. Die in a fire or drown?: Drown but id rather do neither
5. Spend time with your parents or enemies? Only one parent at a time lol.

ARE YOU:
1. Simple or complicated?: mmmmmm complicated i guess
2. Hardcore?: YEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

DO YOU PREFER:
1. Flowers or Candy?: Candy
2. Gray or Black?: Black
3. Color or Black and white photos?: Colour
4. Lust or Love?: no sure
5. Sunrise or Sunset?: sunset
6. M&Ms or Skittles?: Skittles
7. Staying up late or wakin up early?: staying up late

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY !!
1. Is there anybody you like? yeah
2. Do they know it? unfortunatly yes

DO YOU PREFER...

1. Sun or moon?: Sun
2. Winter or Fall?: Winter
3. Left or right? Right
4. 10 acquaintances or having two best friends?: luckly i have both
5. Sun

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Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.

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The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.

The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

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