1. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?” Naaah fam, I jus fout id paY 10 FUCKin pOundz 2stare at the popcorn on da f*cking floor.

2. People who ask "Can I ask you a question? You didn't really give me a
choice there, coz u jus asked me a question u CLOWN!

3. When you offer someone something and its your last one and they're like "ARE u sure u dont mind (when you BLATENLY kno dey want it?!" Hell fuckin ye i do... JUS fucKin taKe it man! BUT da person is onli offerin coz itss poLite to ask!

4. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know
where my watch is Mate, BUT where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my PomPlex when I ask where the toilet is?

5. When something is 'new and improved!’ Which is it? If it's new,
then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement,
then there must have been something before it.

6. When you're waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come
yet (especially wen ders onli ONE bus dat goes dat route)? WELL If the bus came would I be standing here, DUHHHH?! (Sum ppl jus LOVE beggin it)

7. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' NAH its NASTY das why im eaTIng it! I always eat stuff I hate.

8. People who are willing to get off their Big Back Sides 2 search the HOLE
room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change
the channel manually...its UNBELIEVABLE how lazy some ppl can be...den dey wonder der so...DOT DOT DOT DOT!

9. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you if you don't
insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....
BasicallyIt has to be a McChicken Burger; Saying just a Chicken Burger. U get blank looks. Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you f*cking CLown

10. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Ye we all knO dat u SeLfish cunt but ur not da onli one with a belly AND What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

11. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it
is. Why the f*ck would you keep looking after you've found it?

12. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest
damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

13. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So
what did they used to be? Ears, arms?

14. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an
image I really didn't need.

1.
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The fings u rite under you picture that say fings like...
"Boom Ting"
"Peng Ting"
"sexiest Bitch"
"arent i hot?!"
doesn't convince anyone!

2.
To the ppl hu have like 25,000 friends...
are you serious? or sud i say are u mentali alrite?!
Its bate u jus add random Manz dat u fink are Choong, or in boys cases its bate u jus add gals hu u fink are nice coz boi...
NO ONE ion dis earth can keep up with that many friends.
Do u kno dats actuali a condition called "DESPRATE"...DAS wot u are!


3.
Why EVER post pictures and say...
"OMG, dis pic is so UGLY of me!"
"OMG,I'm so fat looK at my belly"
because if you were or reali thought it den why wud u put dem der!? Those people are jus CRAVING for attention.They want your response to be "like NO UR not!, thats a lovely picture" FUCK dat! if its ugly den Face the truth

4.
No ONE cares about threats over the internet.
Why play GANGSTER/BAD BOI behind a screen! wen u BLATENLY know that u wudnt be RUNNING up ur gums in the persons face?! Das neekY!
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics even if you win,you're still retarded.

5.
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on them is SAD!
Those who actually care pr are interested will in you
will comment on your pics so allow BEGGING!

6.
If all your pictures look the same,don't post them all.NO ONE cares about wot ur face looKs like from another prospectus. To us they all look the Fuc*in same.
Put some fucking variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face
62 different ways.

7..
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend? MOVE ON!Its not the end of your life! AND
dont bother askin "wots up with not accepting da friend request" either!
I don't fucking want you as a friend dat's what's up!

8.
Lil eediat 10year old gals hoo have bebos
and try to make themselves looK older by shovin tissue in their bra'S to looK like HOES and to look older!
GO HOME!everyone knows ur a yung tug bois mite chat to u and add u but der wot you call Sick(Perverts/desprate)!

9.
People who write you private messages and BEG you to give them your love for the day "please please give me your love for the day BLA BLA BLA"

why the fuck should i give u ma love for the day....DO I KNOW U?! No well den!

10.
And if you open a msg and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight," Its not real u FOOL! ppl are jus tranna play games with your head! wot kinda Dickhea* makes up shit like that.

Dont be upset if these things refer to you! Its just the truth and the truth always hurts! It just proves you got to change your ways.

One fing bout manz dey saY one fing n mean da other! Gurls will always fall for it but EVENTUALI learn from der mistakes here are sum examples:

Once again to get it CLEAR into ur head Boys will saY one fing...and mean the other...

* (he says) I love you b...
(he means) THAT WILL SHUT YOU UP 4 A WHILE

* (he says)I aint linkin no next chicks...
(he means) NOT ANY CHICKS THAT U KNO NEWAIS!

* (he says)I didnt mean 2 hurt u ...
(he means)I DIDNT MEAN FOR YOU TO CATCH ME OUT

* (he says) Sorry ive been busy...
(he means) BUSY WITH NEXT CHICKS

* (He says)Its not about sex itz about me n you...
(he means) IF I DNT HIT IN 3 WEEKS IM GONE!

* (he says)Its best if we keep it on da down low (To ourselves)...
(he means) IF HIS WIFEY FINDS OUT HE'S DEAD!

* (He saYs) Letting me hit wont make u a hoe...
(he means) IT WILL JUST MAKE U HIS HOE!

* (he says)Why u acting dumb for?...
WHY AINT YOU LET MAN BANG U?!

Girls u need to fink about wot SOME boys say before believing EVERYFINK dey say. If u feel da need to copy this onto ur bebo den feel free coz it will just make some more Girls aware of wot manz are reali like.

If ur a boi and ur readin dis jus remember...

* "NO!" really means "NO!"

* If we wanted to be on video, we'd be porn stars not ur girl friend or link. So ALLOW da blu-tooths

* We r allowed 2 b late … Ur not!

* We lyk 2 be kissed softly, and not having our faces eaten or tongues thrown down our throats

* Don’t start wiv us…coz lemme tell u sutin u WONT win

* Don’t lie to us…we’ll catch u out some how

* Don’t chat shit coz we no der lies

* Don’t chat bout ur ex cz we don’t give a shit (and ur actually forgetting she’s ur eX and she’s probly got a next man now or sud we say next MANZ

* Don’t boast about who you know coz really we DONT care

* Don’t try to make yourself sound big by chattin about how many girls you’ve banged coz we all know der eitha LIES or dat ur probly a virgin

* Dnt tell a girl u love her if u dnt mean it cuz wot goes rand cums round

* We have an excuse 2 act or be bitchy at least once a month you DONT!

* Don’t chat people’s business (as in girls) cz we all no der rumors and that wen we have an argument ur gonna do the same

* Don’t try to act bad or lyk we don’t exist just coz ur bredrinz are der,(DATS DEEP) and when they go we’ll c hoo starts beggin it…well it WONT be da gurl dats for sure!

Dats all jjus bare those fings in mind init

If u feel da need to copy dis onto ur bebo den feeL free coz i'll kno u gaged it4m mine