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- Tutto su di me
- If you're friends don't dance they're no friends of mine. . . Fuck them.
- Music
- Bit of everything.... Preferably funky hedkandi kind of house... Martin Solveig, Tom Novy, Deep dish, Dr Lectroluv, MAW, Bob Sinclair, Tocadisco, David Guetta, Soulwax, Trophy twins, Armand van Helden, Tiga, Yoji, Axwell, Linus Loves, Deadmau5, John Dahlback, Kamisshake, Micha Moor, Kaskade, LCD Soundsystem, Laidback Luke, Buh buh buh buh buh buh BODYROX!
- Films
- The Rock & Enemy At The Gates & Saw and pretty much anything with guns, chicks and violence!!! And most recently Blades of Glory.
- Sports
- Moto GP! Vrooom vrooooooooooom!! And womens oil wrestling.... Mmmmm women and oil...
- Scared Of
- Dwarfs and Jellyfish and starving to death and rollercoasters, oh and people who sleep walk
And cd's that skip or have different levels! - Happiest When
- Driving.............. Fast. Or DJing...
- Favourite drink
- Jager bombs and keep em coming until I cant speak anymore! And Bulmers Irish cider that doesnt upset Nigels soul!
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Some Interesting Facts For Ya...
Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled
'Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden'...and thus the word GOLF entered
into the English language .
In the 1400's a law was set forth that a man was not allowed to beat
his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the
rule of thumb '.
The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV was Fred
and Wilma Flintstone
Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury .
Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.
Coca-Cola was originally green .
It is impossible to lick your elbow.
The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour:
61,000
Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair .
The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer
Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king in history:
Spades - King David
Hearts - Charlemagne
Clubs -Alexander, the Great
Diamonds - Julius Caesar
111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in
the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in
the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If
the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural
causes.
Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until
you would find the letter 'A'?
A. One thousand
Q. What do bullet-proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and
laser printers all have in common?
A. All invented by women.
Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
A. Honey
In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes.
When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed
firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase......... 'goodnight, sleep tight.'
It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a
month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law
with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because
their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month,
which we know today as the honeymoon.
In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old
England , when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them
'Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down.' It's where we get the
phrase 'mind your P's and Q's'
Many years ago in England , pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the
rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they
used the whistle to get some service. 'Wet your whistle' is the phrase
inspired by this practice.
Don't delete this just because it looks weird. Believe it or not, you
can read it..........
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdgnieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid aoccdrnig to rscheearch at
Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a
wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be
in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed
it wouthit a porbelm Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey
lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amazing huh?
~~~~~~~~~~~AND FINALLY~~~~~~~~~~~~
At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow
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How to diagnose and treat pub related problems....
SYMPTOM: Pint appears to be crystal clear...
FAULT: It's water. Somebody is trying to sober you up.
ACTION: Punch him/her.
SYMPTOM: Don't recognise anyone, don't even recognise the room you're in.
FAULT: Don't panic - you've wandered into the wrong party.
ACTION: See if they've any free pints anyhow.
SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.
FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.
SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet.
FAULT: Improper bladder control.
ACTION: Stand next to nearest pet dog, complain about how house training has "gone to the dogs nowadays".
SYMPTOM: Pint appears unusually pale and tasteless.
FAULT: Glass empty.
ACTION: Get someone to get you another pint.
SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.
FAULT: You've fallen over backwards.
ACTION: Have yourself chained to bar counter.
SYMPTOM: Mouth contains fag-ends.
FAULT: You have fallen forward.
ACTION: See above.
SYMPTOM: Beer tastes tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.
FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face.
ACTION: Retire to loo, practise in mirror.
SYMPTOM: Floor blurry.
FAULT: You're looking through bottom of empty glass.
ACTION: Get someone to get you another pint.
SYMPTOM: Floor moving.
FAULT: You are being carried out.
ACTION: Find out if you are being taken to another pub/party
SYMPTOM: Room seems unusually dark.
FAULT: Bar has closed, have yez no homes to go to
ACTION: Confirm home address with barman, grab taxi home.
SYMPTOM: Taxi's interior suddenly takes on colourful aspect and textures.
FAULT: Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations.
ACTION: Cover mouth.
SYMPTOM: Everyone looks up to you and smiles.
FAULT: You are dancing on a table.
ACTION: Fall on somebody cushy-looking.
SYMPTOM: Hands hurts, nose hurts, mind unusually clear though.
FAULT: You have been in a fight.
ACTION: Apologise to everyone you see, just in case it was them.
SYMPTOM: Your singing sounds distorted.
FAULT: That lager is too weak.
ACTION: Have more drink until your voice improves.
SYMPTOM: Don't remember the words to song.
FAULT: Beer is just right.
ACTION: Play air guitar.
SYMPTOM: Ugly woman/man in your sights.
FAULT: Insufficient beer intake.
ACTION: Up dosage immediately.
SYMPTOM: Shins and toes hurt.
FAULT: You've been walking into things.
ACTION: Maintain dosage.
SYMPTOM: Squishy feeling in the hands.
FAULT: You have grabbed hold of a woman's breasts.
ACTION: Duck to avoid boyfriend's fist.
SYMPTOM: Bed is bumping around.
FAULT: Taking an ambulance ride.
ACTION: It's too late, you made complete arsehole of self
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Weird questions...
1. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you get
undressed?
2. If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way
down
to
the core of the earth?
3. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
4. Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your arse?
5. Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you
do
is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic'?
7. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
8. Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for
centuries' have a 'use by' date?
9. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp no one would eat?
10. Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
11. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think
I'll
squeeze
these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'?
12. What do people in China call their good plates?
13. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time,
but
don't
point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
14. What do you call male ballerinas?
15. Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?
16. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
17. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
18. Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a
billion
stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you
there
is
wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
19. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
20. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he
gets
mad
at you but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out
of
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DandeLion1 settimana faHI (John Mc Donagh),
THE BACKSTREET BOYS ARE HOSTING THEIR OFFICIAL AFTER PARTY THIS FRIDAY 13TH NOV @ DANDELION !!
The Backstreet Boys will be taking to the Dandelion Decks to rock the night away!!
For all the adoring fans there will also be a meet and greet with the biggest selling artists of all time and best selling boy band !!
Pay at the door event so get there early to avoid disappointment!
DOORS OPEN 10PM -
Freaks On Friday1 settimana faHI (John Mc Donagh)
Thursday 12th November
Burn beach club presents
SEBASTIEN LEGER
Sébastien Léger is a French house DJ and producer. His singles "Hit Girl", "Hypnotized" and "Aqualight" have become hit dance singles played in clubs across Europe.
For one night only.....
For bookings email info@burnbeachclub.ie
Drinks promotions and loads of quality elecno tunes
Roar......club rules apply.......always drink responsibly...
Doors 10.30pm
Pay at the door event
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ASLAN LIVE SUNDAY 15TH NOVEMBER
DOORS 8PM
TICKETS ONSALE FROM:
FOOD 4 THOUGHT ON THE HILL IN STILLORGAN, CO.DUBLIN
OR
ZIP DRY CLEANERS IN DUN LAOGHAIRE, CO.DUBLIN
OR MON, WED, THURS, FRI & SAT NIGHT @ BURN BEACH CLUB FROM 9PM
EMAIL: info@burnbeachclub.ie
CALL: 0860569766
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Slick DJ Magazine4 settimane faHi John Mc Donagh
We hope you are keeping well JUST TO LET YOU KNOW WE HAVE A HANDFUL OF TICKETS LEFT FOR:
The Musical Mystery Tour, It will take place on Sat the 31st of Oct (Halloween Night). @ FAIRYHOUSE COMPLEX, there will be yet again three rooms of music and in each one there will be a mix of House, Techno, Electro played from 4pm till the early morning hours. There are two heated in door arenas with a full bar and there will be one out door area. It is a Halloween party so best fancy dress on the night will win a cash prize. If you would like to attend this private party please email members@slick-dj.com or contact one of the Dj’s that are playing Tickets priced at €25.
Each Dj will organize a bus there and back priced at only €10 per head return
OVER 18
On the night we will have :
Security /Food van /Insurance
Full Bar with drink promos
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Slick DJ Magazine5 settimane fa
Hi John Mc Donagh
We hope you are keeping well JUST TO LET YOU KNOW WE HAVE A HANDFUL OF TICKETS LEFT FOR:
The Musical Mystery Tour, It will take place on Sat the 31st of Oct (Halloween Night). We have a new venue just 15 mins drive from Dublin city centre, there will be yet again three rooms of music and in each one there will be a mix of House, Techno, Electro played from 4pm till the early morning hours. There are two heated in door arenas with a full bar and there will be one out door area. It is a Halloween party so best fancy dress on the night will win a cash prize. If you would like to attend this private party please email members@slick-dj.com or contact one of the Dj’s that are playing.
Each Dj will organize a bus there and back priced at only €10 per head return
OVER 18
On the night we will have :
Security /Food van /Insurance
Full Bar with drink promos
A Chill out area (Seating area)Dancers / performers
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Paul Byrne16 settimane faHey John Mc Donagh,
There's 2 Great gigs coming this weekend...
Dizzy Dizko @ Andrew's Lane
Tonight: ARVEENE
(from Arveene & Misk & Spin 103
Mail me if you want free Guestlist for you & your mates
Doors 11pm till late
& then tomorrow night
Bank Holiday Sunday
ALTERN 8
(who recently played a savage set @ Life Festival)
Admission is €15 or only €10 with a wristband or concession so look out for the Hot Dizzy Dizko Promo girls
Doors 11pm till late
Upcoming Guests:
Conor G & James Talk
for more check dizzydizko.bebo.com
Let's Get WONKY!! -
18 settimane fa
Gráinne Ní Luasa
hey John!!! hows it going? long time no chat!! how ye all keeping? any road trip to cork planned?
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Slick DJ Magazine22 settimane fa
Hi John Mc Donagh
Exhale @ The Basement Club, Murtaghs Complex
Carrick on shannon Presents :
ELECTROTEC aka :
Dj Higgsta (Vibe Fm)
Darren D (Privilge)
Dj Wonka
Playing a mix of House/Electro/Techno. This FRIDAY the 19th June / DOORS 11PM TILL LATE
DRINK PROMOS:
FREE SHOT / Tiger Beer €3,50 / Vodka + Redbull €7
Next Friday : ROCKWELL
WE STILL HAVE A HOLIDAY TO IBIZA TOBE WON
ask the girl on cash desk for more info
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DandeLion26 settimane fa
(John Mc Donagh)
SO -90S IS BACK!!
THIS BANK HOLIDAY SUNDAY !!
@ DANDELION CAFE BAR & CLUB
MAY 31ST LIVE PERFORMANCE FROM LIVIN JOY !!
"DREAMER ... DON'T STOP MOVIN ..."!!!
JOIN ANDY P AND ALL THE FM 104 CREW !!
2 FLOORS OF 90S CLASSICS !!
DOOR OPEN 10PM !!
mail bookings@welovedandelion.com
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Slick DJ Magazine31 settimane fa
Hi John Mc Donagh
Just to let you know that we have teamed up with Field Day to bring you yet again a great night of quality dance music this Sat the 25th of April
ExHale & Field Day Presents top music producers :
DEEPGROOVE @ The Green Room (The Academy)
Abbey Street Dublin
Support from Paulysmalls & Willie R
Doors 1030 till late Adm €15
And the MAIN STAGE.
Resident DJ’s Banging out Dirty Electro & Rockin House
Massive Light/Lazer Show, Dancers & Club Performers
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Slick DJ Magazine33 settimane fa
Hi happy Easter John Mc Donagh
Slick DJ & ILovit Presents: Exhale @ The Tivoli
EASTER SUNDAY 12TH APRIL GLOBAL UNDERGROUND with NIC FANCUILLI 3HOUR SET Support from ROCKWELL & JAY GROGAN (Doors 9pm)
FREE PASSES UP FOR GRABS ANSWER THIS QUESTION :
Nic is one half on ONE+ONE what is the other guys name? Email ans to raymondc@slick-dj.com
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Louise Ball34 settimane fahey John! long time no see. I have a gig on this sat 4th april in d village on wexford street, trying to get a good crowd to come along (its being recorded for online tv eek!) tickets 10 euro from me or moe, wud love to see ya there if ur free, also please ask all d stillorgan gang too, i dont have all their details! thanks x
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Ben35 settimane fahowz it goin pushtee malaka!
wot u bin up2? wer are u goin this yr for ya hols? corfu?
i dunno yet! im bck on the isle of man... SSOO shit!
anyways man, jst thought id say hi like!
catchya l8er hoolio!
yasoo
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Freaks On Friday35 settimane fa
John Mc Donagh
Freaks on Friday press…
Laidback Luke - April 4th
Doors 10pm.
Tickets on Sale from all Usual Ticketmaster Outlets nationwide
Dirty Filthy Electro to Rockin House, Every Satuday Nite @ The Academy!
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Slick DJ Magazine35 settimane fa
Hi John Mc Donagh
Slick DJ & ILovit Presents: Exhale @ The Tivoli Francis st (Mix of House/Electro/Techno.)
This Fri 20th March Home Grown Night with ROCKWELL / Paulysmalls / Steven D (Doors 11pm) Adm €10
COME AND SUPPORT THE IRISH
Fri 27th March SPACE IBIZA RESIDENT JONATHAN ULYESSES / Rockwell / Karl Lambert (Doors 11pm) Adm €15
NEW ISSUE ON SALE TODAY!!!
Check out our Dance show (The Slick Essential Dance Mix with Rockwell) every Sat 4-6pm on Play Fm 93.2 fm or listen on line playfmdublin dot com
Thanks
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DandeLion37 settimane fa
John Mc Donagh
JOIN US FOR A CELEBRATION OF IRELANDS ROCK GODS
U2 FESTIVAL WEEKEND
WHY NOT KICK OFF THIS YEARS
PADDY'S WEEKEND FESTIVITIES
@ DANDELION....
THUR 12th - Rock and Roll Circus
FRI 13th - Rattle and Hum
SAT 14th - 2 U's
SUN 15th - U2 3D Live on screens
MON 16th - SO 90's D-REAM
TUE 17th - Trad session with U2 classics
DONT MISS OUT!!!!
For Guest List Contact info@welovedandelion.com
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Slick DJ Magazine37 settimane fa
Hi John Mc Donagh
Slick DJ & ILovit Presents: Exhale @ The Tivoli Francis st (Mix of House/Electro/Techno.)
Fri 13th March COL HAMILTON / Def Disko / Deck B (Doors 11pm)Adm only €10
(WIN FREE PASSES)Ans dis question : Col Hamilton is resident of what club?
Email you answers to raymondc@slick-dj.com
Also
Fri 20th March Home Grown Night with ROCKWELL / Paulysmalls / Steven D (Doors 11pm) Adm €10
Fri 27th March JONATHAN ULYESSES / Rockwell / Karl Lambert (Doors 11pm) Adm €15
Check out our Dance show (The Slick Essential Dance Mix with Rockwell) every Sat 4-6pm on Play Fm 93.2 fm or listen on line playfmdublin dot com
Thanks
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Slick DJ Magazine38 settimane fa
Hi John Mc Donagh
Slick DJ & ILovit Presents:
Fri 27th Feb WALLY LOPEZ,Karl Lambert,Scott Curtis @ THE TIVOLI 11 til late adm only €18
Tickets on sale now : ticketmaster dot ie & Tivoli dot ie.
Other events up & coming at the Tivoli
Fri 13th March COL HAMILTON / Def Disko / Deck B
Fri 20th March Home Grown Night Rockwell / Paulysmalls / Steven D
Fri 27th March JONATHAN ULYESSES / Rockwell / Karl Lambert
Sat 4th April Home Grown Night with Paddy Sheridan / Frank Kearney / Eoin Farrell
Easter Sun 12th April NIC FANCIULLI / Slick Dj’s Rockwell / Jay Grogan
Fri 17th April Home Grown Night with Sunil Sharp / Jay Grogan / Saoirse Ryan
Sat 25th April TBC
Fri 1st May Home Grown Night with Rockwell / Paulysmalls / Steven D
Fri 8th May DEEPGROOVE / Rockwell
Sat 16th May ARNO COST / Rockwell
Fri 29th May BENNY BENASSI / Rockwell
Sat 6th June Home Grown Night
Fri 12th June PAOLO MOJO
Sat 20th June Home Grown Night
Fri 26th June TBC
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DandeLion40 settimane fa
John Mc Donagh
CRAZY IN LOVE PARTY
VALENTINES WEEKEND @ DANDELION
JOIN DJ GRAHAM SHORTT
AND
LIVE BAND RED LIGHT DISTRICT
FOR DUBLINS BIGGEST VALENTINES PARTY
SUPPORT TEMPLE STREET CHILDRENS HOSPITAL BY ENTERING OUR VALENTINES KISSATHON AND TAKE A CHANCE OF WALKING AWAY WITH €500 PRIZE MONEY FOR THE LONGEST KISS
ADM €10 BEFORE 11PM
ROAR
FOR MORE INFORMATION CONTACT INFO@WELOVEDANDELION.COM
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DandeLion40 settimane fa
John Mc Donagh
CRAZY IN LOVE PARTY
VALENTINES WEEKEND @ DANDELION
JOIN DJ GRAHAM SHORTT
AND
LIVE BAND RED LIGHT DISTRICT
FOR DUBLINS BIGGEST VALENTINES PARTY
SUPPORT TEMPLE STREET CHILDRENS HOSPITAL BY ENTERING OUR VALENTINES KISSATHON AND TAKE A CHANCE OF WALKING AWAY WITH €500 PRIZE MONEY FOR THE LONGEST KISS
ADM €10 BEFORE 11PM
ROAR
FOR MORE INFOR CONTACT INFO@WELOVEDANDELION.COM
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I feel this map is sufficient enough evidence to show u that there is no sea near Vegas!
Isabelle Howard 1 risposta......Smile! CLICK!!!! Thank you for the best photo!
Jelena S 0 risposteThink we should rent a boat and head to Corfu...
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