When's the last time you ran?
back in 1984

Do your jeans have rips, tears, and holes in them?
No, mummy fixes them for me :]

What are you dreading right now?
monday

Do you celebrate 420?
No, If i was to celebrate a number it would be 151 less that that

Do you get the full 8 hours of sleep a night?
No, I'd be lucky to get 5

If anyone came to your house on your "lazy days" what would you do?
Depends who it was

Who last grabbed your ass?
*thinks* i think it was einaphets

Have you ever been on your school's track team?
no, the only exercise i need is with your mum at night

Do you own a pair of Converse?
no

Did you copy and paste this survey?
Yes

Do you eat raw cookie dough?
a hell yes

Have you ever kicked a vending machine?
no, vending machines are kind to me

Don't you hate it when the radio ruins good songs by playing them over and over?
yes

Do you watch Trading Spaces?
whats that

How do you eat Oreos?
the same way i eat ya mum

Have you ever stayed online for a very long time waiting for someone?
yes

Are you cocky?
Yes

Could you live without a computer?
I could but itd suck

Do you wear your shoes in the house?
no

Who or what sleeps with you?
your mum does

At what age did you find out that Santa wasn't real?
....... D: what do you mean hes not real

How many phones, house phones and cell phones are in your house?
1 landline, too many cellphones

What do you do when you're sad?
when im sad i usually sulk

Who would you call first if you won the lottery?
gus

Are you in high school?
No

What jewelry are you wearing?
none

Is anyone on your bad side now?
err kind of....

What's the first thing you do when you get online?
check to see if my persons online

Do you watch Grey's Anatomy?
:] YES

How do most people spell your name?
Nicole

Would you wear a boy/girlfriends clothes?
no

What are you doing tomorrow?
ARMAGEDDON

Is Justin Timberlake becoming the next Michael Jackson?
no, michael jacksons too rad

Will you keep your last name if you get married?
no

When was the last time you left your house?
yesterday

Do you return your cart?
yes

Do you have a dishwasher?
my mum

What noise do you hear?
Kings of leon

Would you survive in prison?
i dont want to be someones bitch....

Who is the youngest in your family?
me

Do you know anyone with the same name as you?
yes MY SUGAR BEAR

What's the last thing you purchased?
fanta

Do your siblings ever pay for stuff for you?
im a only child

What brand are your pants right now?
um *turns around awkwardly*
doesnt way

Ever been to Georgia (the state)?
No

What irritates you most on the internet?
DIAL UP SPEED

What brand is your digital camera?
dont have one anymore

Do you watch movies with your parents?
no

What song best describes your life right now?
Sugar we're going down - Fall Out Boy

Are you taking college classes right now?
no

Do you like sushi?
yes

Do you get your hair cut every month?
No....i really need one now xD

Do you go online every day?
yup

Will you pass this survey on to 5 people?
hell no

NOW YOU, pick a friend, any friend, and choose the correct answer, and fill in the blanks in the message at the bottom. Tag them, see what they say. It's funny!

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue – our romance is over
Red – our affair is over
White – I’m joining the Convent
Black – I dislike your eyelashes
Green – our socks don't match
Grey – you're a pervert
Yellow – I'm selling myself for candy
Pink – your nostrils are insulting
Brown – the mafia wants you
No shirt – you're mean
Other – I'm in love with your cat

2. Which is your birth month?
January – that night you picked your nose
February – last year when you peed your pants
March – when your dwarf bit me
April – when I tripped on peanut butter
May – when I threw up in your sock drawer
June – when you punched me in the face
July – when you smacked my butt
August – when I saw the purple monkey
September – when you farted in the bathtub
October – when I quoted Forest Gump
November – when your dog humped my leg
December – when I finally changed my underwear

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos – in your apartment
Lasagna – in your car
Pasta – outside of your office
Hamburgers – under the bus
Salad – as you were eating Kraft Dinner
Chicken – in your closet
Kebab – with Jean Chrétien
Fish – in a clown suit
Sandwiches – at the Elton John concert
Pizza – at the mental hospital
Hot dog – under a street light
Other – with George Bush and Stephen Harper

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow – hit on
Red – insult
Black – ignore
Blue – knock out
Purple – pour syrup on
White – carve your initials into
Grey – pull the clothes off
Brown – put whipped cream on
Orange – castrate
Pink – pull the pants off of
Barefoot – sit on
Other – drive over

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black – my boyfriend
White – my father
Grey – the Catholic Priest
Brown – your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Purple – my corned beef hash
Red – my knee caps
Blue – my salt-beef bucket
Yellow – my illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange – my Blink 182 cd
Pink – the Montreal Canadian’s goalie
None – my prized statue of Michael Jackson in the nude
Other - the elephant in the corner

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs – man
O.C. – emotional
One Tree Hill – open
Heroes – frostbitten
Lost – high
House – sly
Simpsons – cowardly
The news – scarred
Idol – masochistic
Family Guy – senile
Top Model – middle-class
Other – ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy – how awful you are
Sad – how boring you are
Nervous – that Santa doesn't exist
Angry – that your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – that we’re related
Excited – that I may pee my pants
Bored– the middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried – that your car sucks
Apathetic – that you need a sex-change
Ashamed – that I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly – that I eat garbage
Silly – that there is no solution to you being dumb
Other – that your driving sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White/Beige – your toe ring
Yellow – your love letters to me
Red – your Elton John poster
Black – your pet rock
Blue – the couch cushions
Green – the pictures from Vegas
Orange – your false teeth
Brown – your nose hair clippers
Grey – our matching snoopy underwear
Purple – your New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink – the cut toenails
Other – your booger collection

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B – your photo with the mustache drawn on it
C/D – the oil tank from your car
E/F – your neighbor's dog
G/H – my chastity belt
I/J – the results of that blood-sample
K/L – your left ear
M/N – your book of poetry
O/P – my common sense
Q/R – your mom
S/T – your collection of butterflies
U/V – your criminal

RULES:
1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!!!

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Thankyou for the venom

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
The most beautiful girl .... o_o'

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Viva La Vida

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Milkshake

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Try not

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
Boom

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Indestructable

WHAT IS 2+2?
The Jetset Life is Gonna Kill You

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BESTIE?
The Day That Never Comes

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Mama

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
The take over, the breaks over

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Shake it

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
These eyes

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Red morning light

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Sex on fire

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Lacrymosa

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Thriller

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
Cemetery Drive

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Faux De Fa Fa

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
I don't love you

WHAT SONG WILL BE THE SUBJECT WHEN YOU REPOST?
The Missing Frame..... =.="