I now commit bloggamy from the eye of a storm of change. Yes, change is good and the changes we are going through right now are all essentially positive, potentially even quite marvelous. Nevertheless, major changes often cause pain to parts of the human body and mind that haven’t hurt since, well, the last time you went through major changes. Like a good spanking, it stings as it stimulates.

So, right now, I am being spanked by the firm hand of fate. Of course, I enjoy a little light spanking, but this is more like a stiff caning or a whopping power-wallop. Which is still kind of arousing, but it hurts.

Kinky CMS

Notice anything different about the bloggamy? Yes, we are transitioning into a new platform or CMS, joining the Word Press Revolution in content management systems. Do I sound like I know what I'm talking about? I don't really know CMS from PMS, but with Norioku's patient help, I'm getting the hang of it. And I'm excited about new features I didn't have on the old system, like multiple private galleries (almost as hot as multiple orgasms)! But migrating everything is tougher than getting a visa to Tibet, so some of the blog entries don't have all their stuff together and none have comments yet. There are other kinks in the system (and I'm not even going to get into all the interpersonal melodrama that has accompanied this transition). While we're migrating, you can always look at the old bloggamies in Drupal, and you can see both the fabulous new Word Press galleries and the old Drupal galleries when you subscribe to the bloggamy. Such a deal.

But such a headache! Within a week or two, we should be full migrated, but in the meantime, my brain is exploding with themes and tools and settings. Where's my vibrator? Where's my husband? I need something to make my body explode so I can get my mind off my brain exploding...

OMG, We’re Moving!
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Sex is playtime for adults. At least, when it's good, it is. Like children enjoy playing with toys, many adults enjoy playing with sex toys.

They don't have to be elaborate or electrical. Fruits and vegetables will do the trick, especially if they are long and firm, like cucumbers or zucchinis. If you're a size queen, you might try an eggplant. I call these organic sex toys "nature's own dildos."

For guys, it's a little more challenging. Some guys swear by the Banana Method which involves microwaving a firm banana skin with about half the banana inside for around 12 seconds. Then voila, you have "nature's own pocket pussy."

You can also use household objects. For instance, a flat-sided wooden hairbrush or an oversized spatula make very nice paddles. Any object that gives you or your partner pleasure can be utilized as a sex toy.

First Sex Toy: The Sprinkler

I discovered my first *sex toy* when I was about four. One hot summer day, I was jumping around the sprinkler on our backyard lawn, when suddenly I realized that the cool water spurting up from the little device felt especially good when I straddled it. I “played” like this over the sprinkler on many more occasions, usually wearing a bathing suit, of course. A few times, I pulled it aside or even all the way down for more direct access to this suburban fountain of pleasure, much to my mom’s chagrin. Of course, I didn't have orgasms at that age. But I loved the feeling of the chilly water titillating my tiny genitals in the sweltering heat of the afternoon. I still love the feeling of water spraying against my clitoris and labia, as do most females. Now I use the showerhead as a sex toy. Though if I ever leave Downtown and have a lawn again, I just might revisit that sprinkler…

From the Venus of Willendorf to the Real Touch

Sex toys are as old as human history. What I believe to be the earliest existing sex toy is also the oldest piece of sculpture known to humankind, the Venus of Willendorf, a small figurine of a voluptuous, naked woman which some experts say surely doubled as a dildo.

And sex toys are also as new as the eerily lifelike Real Touch, the first artificially intelligent robot vagina, which I recently sampled at Erotica LA. Most high-tech sex toys, like Hitachi Magic Wands and Pocket Rockets, are built with a woman’s needs in mind. But there are also sex toys designed for men, several of which we are now offering in Shopping Heaven, from cock rings to butt plugs, and cock-and-ball harnesses to P-spot stimulators, we have all your pleasure points covered. And we just recently started carrying the world-famous, sensation-rich Fleshlight. Guys tell me it's the most life-like and sensuous male masturbator they've ever tried. And much neater than the Banana Method.

Sparkle, Freddy & Eddy Do The Speakeasy

One of my favorite LA couples, Ian and Alisha, a.k.a. Freddy & Eddy, happen to be sex toy experts, as well as the power couple behind Love LA (see more in this bloggamy). A few weeks ago, they joined us on RadioSUZY1 and talked about how toys and games help to keep the lust alive in their long-term, monogamous marriage (child included).

The Sparkle Freddy & Eddy show also introduces model-lingerie-goddess extraordinaire, Sparkle Sparkle Bang Bang to RadioSuzy1. Sparkle kicks off the show by going through a grocery list of illicit drugs (yes, she did ask me for blow at the Bondage Ball. No, I don’t have any), then wowed the Speakeasy with her curvaceous, to Bettie Page-ish, pool-sharking moves. In keeping with the sex toy theme, we also had a dildo-fight (kind of like a sword fight, but with rubber dicks,.

Sex Pot on RadioSUZY1

It was fitting to follow in Miss Bang Bang’s sexpot footsteps for our next show by combining the two; sex and pot, that is. The one thing I could check off from Sparkle’s illicit grocery list was cannabis, though that’s not even considered illicit, at least not here in California where y