DIS B 2 ALL U MAORI GURLS OWT DURR!! REP!! MAORI ND PROUD!!
MAORI girls do it way better!!

puerto rican girls are pretty
asian girls are smart
But it takes a MAORI girl
To win a guys heart

brazil girls are tan
some girls are hoes
But when you want the best looking girl
MAORI stylez is tha way to GO.

white girls are wild
black girls are fun
But MAORI girls?
Come on, they're number 1

Girls will be girls
North, east, south or west
But MAORI girls
Always rate the best

To any guy who reads this
And truly wants to know.

If you have a MAORI girl
You should never let her go........

SpEaK eNgLiiSh 0o0o0w !
How to speak maori.

Hello - Eah sup bro
Good on you - Chur mean maori mean
Ill take you out for dinner - Fish n chips 4 tea aye
I have no money - Faaa... WINZ cut my benefit off
Yes - Yea bo
No - Nah bo
No you didnt - Eah not even ow
Food -Kai
Whos that girl? - F#%K shes nice bro
Where are you? - Cuzz where you at?
Grocery shopping - Getting sum milk nd bread
Bye - ill sus u lata g
What are you doing? - Up2 bae
Your lying - Ur Talking owt of ur ass eh
thank u - shot bo
r u alright- algudz g
want some help- algudz dea bae
we bettah go- catch chuz up ae
huz dat guy-fuk id tap dat
im hungry - munchez on
shud we go tada bed room babe- iz dat us ae keen ?

100 things about me....
1. Full Name:EvElYn JaYnE MaCkAy
2. Nicknames:EvO or UnYoNg!lol
3. Birthday:23rd of august
4. Place of Birth:NeW ZeAlAnD
5. Zodiac Sign: LeO Or ViRgO, nt 2 sure
6. Male or female:FeMaLe
7. Grade:5th FoRm
8. School rEaM BaY CoLlEgE,me was at glenield college
11. MSN Screen Name:UnYoNg!!
12. Hair Colour: BlAcK
13. Hair Style: LnGeSh
14. Eye colour: Brown
16. Height: 167cm
17. Braces? Na
18. Glasses? Na
19. Piercings: yeah
20. Tattoos: None
21. Righty or Lefty: RiTe

___Your 'Firsts'___
22. First best friend: SiNNeAd Parata
24. First Sport You Joined: NeTbAlL
25. First pet: DoGGi
26. First Real Vacation: 2 Da EaSt CoaSt-RaNgiTuKia n tikitiki (GhosT ToWn HaRd)
27. First Concert: none
28. First Love: dnt memba

___ Favourites___
30. TV programme: SimpSonZ hard
31. Colour: pink nd blue nd gold nd silver nd black nd white
32. Rapper: Da BoNe ThUgZ n biggie n 2pac n dmx n cypress hill n busta rymes n dr.dre nd finalli xzibit
33. Band: Pretty Ricky
34. Song Right Now: let it go-Missy,Keisha n lil kim
35. Friend: 2much 2 say
36. Sweet: heapz
37. Sport to Play: nadaz at da mo
38. Restaurant: VaLentines
39. Favourite brand: Supre
40. Store: footlocker
41. School Subject: lunch breaks
42. Animal: kittiez n puppiez
44. Magazine: not ma fing reali ,maybe wen im bored
45. Shoes: ma chuckezz

___Currently___
46. Feeling: Me HaPpi
47. Single or Taken? single
48. Have a crush: nt 2 sure yett
50. Drinking: yummi alcohol( ma top shelves nd lolly waterz)
51. Typing: dis takez 4 eva(AuE)
53. Listening To: HiPHoP nd R&B nd SlOw JaMz Bt Nt WeN im DrInKn coz ill just fall asleep,lol
54. Thinking About: getting this finished
55. Wanting To: finish now
56. Watching: da screen
57. Wearing: Ma JaRmEzz

___Your Future___
58. Want Kids? yep bt nt yet
59. Want to be married? Of CoUrE
60. Careers in Mind: Dance teacher,hair dresser,fashion designer
61. Where do you want to live: ne wea bt wid a view of da beach 9yeyahh nyc nyc)
62. Car: EvO,InTegzz,Skyline

_Which is Better With The Opposite Sex__
63. Hair colour: black nd brown hair
64. Hair length: long hair
65. Eye colour: haezle
66. Measurements: ma height
67. Cute or Sexy: Both
68. Lips or Eyes: eyes
69. Hugs or Kisses: both
70. Short or Tall: in between,average
71. Easygoing or serious: Easy going sometimes serious
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: definally both
74. Sensitive or Loud: both but not loud at tha wrong tyms
75. Hook-up or Relationship: Relationship
76. Sweet or Caring: both
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: truble maker (more fun lol)

___Have you ever______
78. Kissed a Stranger: Yes
79. Had Alcohol: Of CoUrSe
80. Smoked: yes
81. Ran Away From Home: NaH
82. Broken a bone: nah
83. Got an X-ray: nah
84. Been with someone: yepp
85.Broken Someone’s Heart: not on purpose
86. Broke Up With Someone: yes
87. Cried When Someone Died: yes
88. Cried At School: yep bt was funi tho lol

___Do You Believe In___
89. God: yep
90. Miracles: yes
91. Love At first site? yes
94. Soul Mates: yes
95. Heaven: yep
96. Hell: nah
97. Angels: yep
98. Kissing on The First Date: yes
99. Horoscopes: kinda