Chek is language oot en!
AHBUDEE ...............Everybody
ADEE ......................Used in term “Fits adee?” meaning whats wrong?
AFFA .....................Meaning Very e.g. “he’s an affa fine loon”
AHIN .....................Behind
AIREM ....................Arm
AULD .....................Old
AWA ......................Away
AY .........................Meaning always - “He’s Ay awa oot”
AYE .......................Yes
'AT ........................That
BAFFIES .................Slippers
BAIRN ....................Child (sometimes said "Ma Bairen...")
BANNOCKS .............Big Thin Pancakes
BEENS ....................Bones
BEETS ....................Boots
BEN .......................(pronounced 'bane') In ..."ben the hoose" (ie through in the other room)
BIDE ......................Live in or stay.”I bide in fraserbugh” “Am bidin in the nicht”
BOSIE ....................Hug
BRIKKS/BREEKS .....Trousers
BURSEN..................Red in the Face
BUTTERY ...............A rowie (a calorie filled buttery treat!)
CHAVIN AWA..........Struggling along. Normally in answer to ‘fit like?’
CHUCKIES .............(steens) Lil stones (like in a driveway)
CHUDDIE...............Chewing Gum
CLAP .....................to Stroke/pet a pet
CLART ..................To Smother, Bread Clarted wee jam (sometimes pronounce 'clairted')
COORSE ................Bad, Nasty ‘a right coorse loon’
DEID .....................Dead
DING/DINGIN.........raining heavily - "it's dingin doon"
DIRLIN ..................‘ma Lugs are derlin’ – my ears are cold or sore
DOON ..................Down
DOTTLED .............Normally used in reference to an elderly person who is getting confused
EEN ......................One
FAA ......................Who
FAN ..................... When
FAR .................... Where
FAR-ABOOTS ........Whereabouts
FEART ..................Afraid
FIT .......................What?
FOOSHTIE ............Something gone off
GAN ....................Going – “far are yi gan?”
GEEN ...................Gone
GREET ..................Cry
GYAD ..................Yuck
HOO ....................How
HOOSE .................House
I ...........................(pronou
nced in lower case) The
ITHER ...................Other
KAL ......................Cold
KEN .....................Know
LACH ..................Laugh
LOUPIN ...............('lou' as in 'louse') Jumping
LOON .................Boy
LUGS ...................Ears
MAIR ...................More
MANNIE ..............Man
MIN ....................Man (as in 'hows it goin, man?' - sayin' min?)
NAE ....................Not
NICKUM .............Menace,Mischievous
NIPPY .................Fast or Frosty
NIVIR ..................Never
NYAFF ................Worthless person or thing
O ........................Of
OER ....................Over
PINTS .................Shoe Laces
POOR/POORIN ...Pouring – Poorin Rain
QUINE ................Girl
RECHT ...............Right
RIGGIT ...............Dressed, all dressed up to go out
SAIR CHAV.........Hard Going (other terms - fair chav, affa chav, a gai chav)
SILLER................money (ie silver - old money)
SPIK...................Speak
SPIKKEN.............Speaking
SQUEIL...............School
TWA .................Two
WATTER ............Water
WIFIE

Q: Waht Do Youu Call A Dead Blonde iin A Cupboard

A: Last Years Hiide And Seek Wiinner

No Offence To Blondes Or Anythiing




**Blonde cop pulls over blonde who is speeding...
Blonde cop: 'i need to see some identification'
Blonde driver looks around for a few minutes and pulls out a compact and opens it
Blonde driver: 'this is all i have, i hope its enough...'
she gives the compact to the blonde cop
Blonde cop: 'im sooo sorry!!!!! if i had known that YOU were a cop i wouldnt have pulled you over. have a nice day wont you'**

hehe gawsh i love blonde jokes!!!!!!








ok so there was a blond nd brunett warchin 6 oclok news ,there ws this dude on the news threatning to kill himself the brunett bet the blonde 100 bucks he would kill himselfl lata thAt nite..afta a while the news returned to him and he was dead ..the blond started gettin the money outa her pocket and the brunett says u no wat dnt worry about it i cheated anyway i saw the news earlier today i new he was gonna die then the blonde goes well i watched the news earlier today he died on that one to but i thought hed be kinda silly if he jumped again!
9 hours ago




1Q. How Do Yuu Keep A Blonde Occupied 4 Ages??

A. Give Her A Piece Of Paper That Says 'FLIP' On Both Sides!

2Q. Why Did The Blonde Spend So Long Looking At A Carton Of Orange Juice??

A. Coz It Said 'Concentrate'!!!








U shud have a dirty joke pg ther way funier like this 1

a bus lode ov nuns died in a car crash
they all went 2 heven nd St Peter asked them 1 by 1 have they ever had any contact wiv a penis???
One nun sed i touched 1 wiv mi finger
And St peter sd dip ur finger in holy water
Another nun sed i stroked one before
And St peter sed dip ur hand in Holy water
Just then Sister Ann pushed her way up 2 the top ov the Q
nd sed i want 2 put sum ov that Holy water in me mouth B4 Sister Teresa sticks her arse in it!!!!!!!!!




There are three builders one was brunete one was bold and one was blonde
they have there lunch break and dey all sit on the top of the building
then the brunntte opens his sandwich and says
''oh not nuttella! if i get nuttella tommorow i am going to jump off the building''
then the bold one goes
'' yuck i hatevegemite! if i get vegemite tomorrow i am going to jump off the building''
then the blonde goes
''ewww i hate jam! if i get jam tommorow i am going to jump off the building'' the next day the runntte gets nuttella so he jumps off the building and ofcourse he dies
then the bald one gets vegemite again so he jumps off the building and ofcouse he also dies
and the blonde got jam and he jumps off the building and dies
at the funeral the wife of the brunntte goes
'' if only he had told me i wudnt make him nuttella sandwich''
then the bold mans wife says
'' if only he had told me i wudnt made him vegemite''
then the blonde mans wife goes
'' he made his own sandwich''






There were 3 mothers 1 brunette 1 red hair and 1 blonde......
the brunnette goes
''i saw a beer bottle in my daughters room i cnt beleive she started to drink''
they all gasp
then the red haired one goes
''i saw a cigarrette in my daughters room i cnt beleiveshe started to smoke''
they all gasp
then the blonde goes
'' i saw a condom in my daughters room i cnt beleive she has a dick''






a blonde goes into an electronic store and says, "Can I have that television please?"
The man says,"No, cuz you're a blonde."

Next day she walks in again with a brown wig on her and she says,"Can I have that television please?"
The man says,"No, cuz you're a blonde."
Then she says,"But how do you know I'm a blonde?"
The man replies,"Because that's not a television...That's a microwave!"






there waz a brunnette, a red-head, and a blonde. people hav been saying that if you jump off a specific building, and wish for something; you would land in wat u w

Here We Go 30 Of The Worlds Best Sexist Jokes!!!

1. Why did God create woman?
To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet
2. If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird
of true love?
The swallow
3. How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex?
Phone her.

4. Why do women fake orgasms?
Because they think men care.
5. What is the definition of "making love"?
Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her.
6. What should you do if your girlfriend starts
smoking?
Slow down and use a lubricant.
7. What's the difference between oral sex and anal
sex?
Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your whole week
8. How many sexists does it take to change a light
bulb?
None let the bitch cook in the dark.
9. What's the difference between pre-menstrual tension and B.S.E?
One's mad cow disease, the other's an agricultural
problem.
10. Why does the bride always wear white?
Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the
stove and refrigerator
11. What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, she's been told twice already.
12. How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it
in.
13. If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to
nag at you, what have you done wrong?
You made her chain too long.
14. How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry it!
15. What is the difference between a battery and a
woman?
A battery has a positive side.
16. What are the three fastest means of communication?
(a) Internet
(b) Telephone
(c) Telawoman
17. Why do hunters make the best lovers?
Because they go deep in the bush, shoot more than once and they eat what they shoot.
18. How are fat girls and mopeds alike?
They're both fun to ride until your friends find out.
19. How is a woman like a condom?
Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on
your dick.
20. What should you give a woman who has everything?
A man to show her how to work it.
21. How are twisters (tornadoes) and marriage alike?
They both begin with a lot of blowing and sucking, and in the end you lose your house.
22. Why does a bride smile when she walks up the
aisle?
She knows she's given her last blowjob.
23. What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and a bitch
sleeps with everyone at the party except you.
24. What's the difference between your wife and your
job?
After 10 years the job still sucks.
25. What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.
26. Why is the space between women's breasts and her hips called a waist?
Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in
there.
27. Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
When you take it off you wonder where her tits went.
28. How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it.
29. Why did the woman cross the road?
What's the bitch doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
30. Why are there no female astronauts on the moon?
Cause it doesn't need cleaning yet