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This is a classic and worth reading .... Women are such
thinkers!
Subject: THE CURTAIN RODS


She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates
and suitcases.

On the second day, she had the removers come and collect her
things.

On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their
beautiful dining room table by candlelight, put on some soft
background music, and feasted on a kilo of prawns, a jar of
caviar, and a bottle of Verdelho.

When she had finished, she went into each and every room and
deposited a few half-eaten prawn shells, dipped in caviar, into
the hollow of the curtain rods.

She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.

When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss
for the first few days.
Then slowly, the house began to smell. They tried everything;
cleaning and mopping and airing the place out. Vents were checked
for dead rats, and carpets were steam-cleaned. Air fresheners
were hung everywhere.
Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during
which they had to move out for a few days, and in the end they
even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting.
Nothing worked. People stopped coming over to visit...
Repairmen refused to work in the house...The maid quit...
Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to
move.
A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they
could not find a buyer for their stinky house. Word got out, and
eventually, even the local realtors refused to return their
calls. Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the
bank to purchase a new place.
The ex-wife called the man, and asked how things were going. He
told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely,
and said that she missed her old home terribly, and she would be
willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting
the house back...
Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed
on a price that was about 1/10th of what the house had been
worth?........But only if she were to sign the papers that very
day. She agreed, and within the hour, his lawyers delivered the
paperwork.

A week later, the man and his new girlfriend stood smirking as
they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their
new home...........including the curtain rods.



I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU????

Who are you?.......
2. Are we friends?........
3. When and how did we meet?........
4. Do you hav a crush on me?.........
5. Give me a nikname and explain why?........
6. Describe me in 1 word........
7. what was ur first impression ov me?.......
8. do u still tink the same?......
9. What reminds u ov me?.....
10. If you could giv me anything wot wod it b?......
11. How well do u no me?......
12. Whens the last tym u saw me?.....
13. Eva wanted 2 tell me sumthing u couldnt?......
14. Are you goin 2 put dis on ur blog and c wot i say about u?.....