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Me, Myself, and I

6 foot, 4 inches tall,and with hair that adds another inch (to quote Tim Willocks, "What man wouldn't kill his own best friend for an extra inch?") The Mighty Drummond surely creates an impression when he strides into any room.

A paragon of virtue, with a mean line in left wing rhetoric and an acerbic wit that has seen him likened to a young Barry Manilow, he is a hit with all the boys and girls at any party, social occasion or religious festival.

Many would say that behind his dark brown, come to bed eyes, lurks the calculating mind of a Macchiavellian genius, he would simply start to say something, pause, and then spend 20 minutes searching the vast lexicon of his brain for the perfect string of words with which to enlighten you.

Some call him Hamish. Others call him Comrade.

To you, he is, and always shall be, The Mighty Drummond.

He lists his hobbies as meat, booze, rollups and stealing jokes about talking about himself in the third person from Stephen Fry.

Music

Sabbath, Socialist Folk in general, Kinky Friedman, Old RHCP before they realised that drab=sales. When they still had the funk. [UPDATE] Stateless feature my pal Rasty. Buy their album. It's woozy. http://www.stateless-theband.com. Dick Gaughan.

Films

"Nice Girls Don't Explode", "But I'm a Cheerleader!", anything with a schlocky title but a good plot

Comedy series

Absolutely (not Absolutely Fabulous), The Mary Whitehouse Experience, Newman & Baddiel in Pieces, Spaced, Coupling, We Know Where You Live, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Blue Jam, Brasseye, The Day Today, I'm Alan Partridge, Fist of Fun, This Morning with Richard not Judy.

Scared Of

Heights.

Things that can fly, but are smaller than me.

Happiest When

The sun shines. I have decided that I have SAD. Either that, or crappy things keep happening to me in the winter...

Real Ales

Orkney Dark Island, Badger Champion, McEwan's Champion, Lancaster Bomber, Old Peculier, Traquair House Ale, Innes & Gunn, Boddington's Gold, Tetley's Imperial, Schiehallion, Ossian's, McEwan's Cask 80/-

Descriptions of Me

Venture Socialist; A Lover of Pie and people in nearly equal proportions; sexier than a rabbit dipped in pheromones;

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