When times are hard and bad and no steak lies in your pan... When your sleeping bag is your only bit of warmth and your few smokes won't go far.. Take a hippidy skip and a dig in de lip over to that aul penny jar....

A pint of Smithwicks wit a Guinness head please..

Franko wants a word wit ye over de Ballscadden incident..

You get any starlights this year?

Heard your new single is called bun in de oven..

Heard your new band is called Q and the Quareknees

Colm, thanks a million, you certainly are a man of your word, delighted to get that, I'll let you know what I think of the other music you sent when I get to listen to it, once again, go raibh maith agat !!! Brian (Bret) K.

Flute to de tooth..

Thats sound of you Colm, nice to hear Budger's name mentioned too, my address is 6, Dun Na Riogh Rise, Naas, Co.Kildare, can't wait, cheers!!!

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We stopped off for a crap in a place called Ballyfreemer. We hopped out of de Hiace and all looked like creamers..

sure just started an arentiship plummer job today and im in the reserves how is the band going heard der new tracks there class ,,,,

Speed loaf John.. To de cans you've gone far away from your wine loving friends.. Your on de cans around de bonfire wit 40 skobies they all drive Hiace vans..

johnny the hook, your a bit of a crook
will ya stop throwing haymakers around
one minute your stirring paint, playing the flute
and the next your rolling around on the ground

Pan the man took a hook off Dan.. Dan came back and hit him a crack.. They won't be comin back!

Na it was doubled booked.... Pity...

Why you writin messages to yourself?

are we gonna do this freds vibe at the market ?


a little birdy told me your ma used to work in freds fashions in kilbarrack !!! can you confirm that piece of information ???

Fred's best..