Joey

presumption is the mother of all fuck ups.....

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ladies let me see ya go down low...;)
Me, Myself, and I
SCORPIO (The Addict)
EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future.. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Caring.

amuse me...

<<<<<<<<<mise an chris in @mber @ ruth's bday...

SCORPIO - The Sex Addict
EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor.Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. The sexiest ever....Romantic. Caring.


Karate...woo! an break dancing too!!
cant w8 to try integrating them!

woo college! i love the bar! an we had bouncing castles!!!

oooh money...thanks Tara! hehe

"Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies."

mmm...wodka

mmm...chocolate

im hungry...must find food!

awww stars....

pinky promise!

omac ppl are kwazy!!!

deb
Music
"...music is the perfect type of art. Music can never reveal its ultimate secret. This, also, is the explanation of the value of limitations in art. The sculptor gladly surrenders imitative colour, and the painter the actual dimensions of form, because by such renunciations they are able to avoid too definite a presentation of the Real, which would be mere imitation, and too definite a realisation of the Ideal, which would be too purely intellectual. It is through its very incompleteness that art becomes complete in beauty, and so addresses itself, not to the faculty of recognition nor to the faculty of reason, but to the aesthetic sense alone, which, while accepting both reason and recognition as stages of apprehension, subordinates them both to a pure synthetic impression of the work of art as a whole, and, taking whatever alien emotional elements the work may possess, uses their very complexity as a means by which a richer unity may be added to the ultimate impression itself."
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things which piss me off
foreigners who come to the country and DONT work! actually fuck it everyone who could work but doesnt because they're too lazy and would rather sponge off the government! the green party! all the..guys are asholes they dont care about hurting us...things..hello lads get hurt aswel ya kno! were not ALL js cold hearted bastards ya kno! we have feelings 2! the leaving cert! scumbags! wannabe republicans an unionists! wannabe's! michael jackson! that obnoxious american accent every1 knows an hates! getting blamed for something i didnt do! not having money to go out! having money to go out and not bein able to! people who brand me a complete and utter racist cos i tell black jokes! extremeists who take the wrong meanings from what they are extreme about and end up as jus fucked up! people who cheat on thir other halfs! people who think cos i do karate its an excuse to start on me! when people dont know who Calvin Harris is! wen ppl are illogical an its not even funny! nt gtn paid!
Sports
Serious sport has nothing to do with fair play. It is bound up with hatred, jealousy, boastfulness, disregard of all rules, and sadistic pleasure in witnessing violence: in other words it is war minus the shooting.
-George Orwell,
Karate, golf, swimmin, sex, does slaggin Marlana count as a sport? flirtin, rugby, motorsport
GORMO!!!!!!
That school does things to you.... No really. We have the weirdest discussions, the most warped senses of humour and the most merciless insults imaginable, yet it seems normal to us. Definitely that school has had adverse effects on our sanity. The lads will vouch for me here. if u dont believe us check out the flash!
Happiest When
"Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy." pretty much all the time! but wen im on t piss wt ppl! out dancin! flirtin of course! slaggin Marlana! jus avin gd craic! life is good smile about it! but dont smile for pics...pose! wt stella... on t piss wt tara n mj an mags... during an after sex! when bein smothered...
i like
pizza, food in general, free drink, drink, goin to da cinema, watchin tv, illogical yt hilarious chats, flirtin, chats bout everythin at once, slaggin marlana, karate, sparring(not fighting), goin out, chocolate, dark chocolate, walks in t dark, walks on t beach, halloween, xmas, my bday, sunshine, a light breeze on a sunny day, t spray from t sea as waves crash against a wall, fishing, skinny dipping, holidays, paris, chats wt girls bout guy stuff, girls who understand an appreciate guy stuff, girly chats, randomness, the saying "ah now in fairness, ya would", hugs, kisses, ice cream, mint choc chip ice cream, whipped cream from a can, cherry sours, hot showers, cold showers on hot days, warm baths, sunbathing, txtin, late night phone calls, music, music which suits a mood, plays, musicals, friends embarrassing themselves, wen ppl fall, makin vids of stupid but funny things, rollercoasters, rollerblades, cycling, cruisin wt music blarin, blaring love songs out a car window t look on p
Graduation!!!!
omg! wat a fuckin nyt! gr8 craic! from john teln all balbriggan e gives gr8 head, willys rantin, harbour rap, drunken every1, an jus madness! wat a nyt! Gormo... we LOVE u!
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  • music thingy

    So, here's how it works:
    1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
    2. Put it on shuffle
    3. Press play
    4. For every question, type the song that's playing
    5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
    6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool....because your not!

    Opening Credits:
    Omen Reprise - Prodigy

    Waking Up:
    Pose - Justin Timberlake feat. Snoop Dogg

    First Day At School:
    Electric City - B.E.P.

    Falling In Love:
    Down Under - Digital (drum n bass)

    Fight Song:
    Position of Power - 50 Cent

    Breaking Up:
    Friends - Scooter

    Prom:
    Strong Again - N-Dubz

    Life's OK:
    I Made It - Jay-Z

    Mental Break down:
    Ooh La -The Kooks

    Driving:
    Put You On The Game - The Game

    Flashback:
    Keep Yourself Alive - Queen

    Getting Back Together:
    Don't Get Mine - N-Dubz

    Birth of Child?:
    Poker Face - Lady Gaga

    Requiem:
    When You Were Young - Killers

    Wedding:
    Faster Harder Scooter - Scooter

    Final Battle:
    Sugar and Spice - Madness

    Death Scene:
    Warrior's Dance - Prodigy

    Funeral Song:
    Sure Feels Good - Darren Styles
    "Close your eyes and hold on tight, just let the music play. lets take a ride into the night a place where we can stay, feeling the moment, don't let it slip away, sure feels good today. " woo im havin happy funeral song lol

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  • bored random shite

    Full Name: Joseph Michael Stephen Corbally

    Single or Taken: Taken

    Sex: Male

    Birthday: 17th November 1988

    Sign: Scorpio

    Siblings: 1 brother

    Eye colour: Blue

    Shoe size: 12

    Height: 5ft 11

    Country born: Ireland

    Innie or Outie: outie

    What are you wearing right now: jeans an a t shirt

    Where do you live: Dundalk but from Balbriggan

    Righty or lefty: Righty

    Any pets: not any more lol

    Where do you work?: Texaco

    When did you start using Facebook?: a while ago i dunno

    How much time a day do you spend on Facebook?: an hour or 2 if im arsed

    Do you own a cell phone?: I do

    Do you like to text?: I do

    Play an instrument?: nope

    Have any tattoos?: nope

    Do you cry a lot: not really

    Do you make people angry: only if they piss me off, i can be right cunt when i want to be

    Do you like who you are: for the most part yeah

    Do you like the cold: meh, doesnt bother me 2 much

    Do you like the heat: yeah sure y not?

    Do you like to walk in the rain: yeah especially wen its really warm out

    Do you have any one in mind that you want to walk in the rain wit: yep:)

    Do you like expensive things: yeah i suppose but its not a very specific question

    Do people asking you too many questions in a row bother you: depends on the questions...

    Why?: some questions are just ridiculous while others may lead to an interestin convo

    Do you like cameras: yeah i suppose

    Do you like taking pictures: yeah

    Do you like looking up at the stars: yeah, its kinda relaxing

    Do you like puzzles: yup, love them

    How about word searches: kinda easy

    Do you like coloring: in the sex and the city sense yeah

    Do you want to move: i already moved to dundalk an i gotta move again in september...but no i dont want to

    If yes where do you want to move to: somehwere nice with cheap rent

    Do you think the one you love is taking you over: no she's tryin tho;) oj

    Do you want to die: not right now. its inevitable but i wouldn say im looking forward to it

    Do you smoke: used t;)

    Do you drink: im a student

    Do you like swimming: yeah

    Do you like the ocean: yeah

    Do you like funerals: depends on whose they are...ppl i like...no

    Are you morbid: not at all...

    Do you know what the word Exodus means? If so explain: its like a trip by a group o ppl to escape trouble or somethin lyk dat...dunno really but its in da old testament

    Do you think you are smart: smart enough

    Do you want to go to college: i alreqdy do...occasionally

    Do you have a job: yeah

    Do you get along with your parents: most of da time

    Do you have any siblings: 1 bro

    Do you get along with them: most of da time

    Do you have any animals: no...

    Do you believe in magic: no, tricks yes but magic no

    Do you have your own room: sort of lol

    Do you do your own laundry: every now and again

    Do you want to get married: yup eventually

    Do you want kids: defo

    Do you like doing surveys: meh dont mind

    Do you like clowns: they dont bother me

    Do you like cheerleaders: when they're drunk and naked...who doesnt?

    Do you like preps: meh, not bothered

    Do you like going to the beach: yeah...

    Do you hear voices: depends if any1's talkin or not

    Do you see dead people: yeah iv seen jacko's face on every fuckin newspaper for the past week an a half! he's dead! get over it ppl!

    Do you like to blow bubbles: yup:)

    Do you like candy apples: yup

    Do you like cotton candy: its alryt

    Do you enjoy fairs: meh, not since i was a kid really

    Do you like playing with fire: yeah love it! its gr8 craic...fire is sexy

    Do you like to go to the mall: when i have money

    Do you believe in free will?: to a certain extent

    Where do you see yourself in 2 years?: sittin in a student gaf playin sing star or lips locked:) or studyin...1 or da otha

    Do you follow the rules or make your own?: depends on the rules ;)

    Do you care about the environment?: meh, i dont really

    1 Comment 140 days

  • male response to women's rejections

    >Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
    >Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
    >Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat slut.

    >

    >Man: Is this seat empty?
    >Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
    >Man: There's no need to get on your knees and suck on my c&^% just yet

    >

    >Man: Your place or mine?
    >Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
    >Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done shagging you in the back of my
    >car, I don't give a shit where you go.

    >

    >Man: So, what do you do for a living?
    >Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
    >Man: That explains the moustache then!

    >

    >(CLASSIC!!!!)
    >Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
    >Woman: Unfertilized.
    >Man: No problem, I'll just shoot my load up your arse.

    >

    >Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
    >Woman: But would you stay there?
    >Man: Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick that is
    >impossible to shake off once you've been shagged.



    >Man: Would you like to dance?
    >Woman: I'd rather eat glass.
    >Man: I think you mis-heard me. I said you look fat in those pants.

    >

    >Man: Where have you been all my life?
    >Woman: Fortunately, somewhere else.
    >Man: Just as well cos I've been shagging your mum while your dad watches.

    >

    >Man: You're pretty
    >Woman: Piss off.
    >Man: Don't interrupt, You're pretty... ugly, you fat bitch

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  • XxashexX
    XxashexX

    well shithead long time no talk how ya keeping?ya still in college?
    ny news?

    2 weeks ago
  • Sara Reynolds Butler
    Sara Reynolds Butler

    wel hello there..:L pregnancy is grand..:D Yea i remember her of course..:P thats mad... you wana be carerful mister..:L :L :L im 11 and a half weeks now.. nope still no bump.. jus slightly swollen.. luks weird..:P nope no other craic wbu??

    4 weeks ago
  • Orla
    Orla

    hey hun could you mention it to the others for me too pet xxx hope you can make it

    4 weeks ago
  • Rachel Delaney
    luv Rachel Delaney

    hey i dont suppose you know r know someone who knows the bus times for mmonday to fundalk?? ive 2 be in for 9!! :P

    11 weeks ago
  • .Steph-Larkin.
    luv .Steph-Larkin.

    Miss u!!!!



    :L :L

    15 weeks ago
  • Stella Reynolds
    luv Stella Reynolds

    Here ya go, I hav 1 love left so i supose ya can hav it......:D :D :D :D :D
    Love ya..........................mwah!!

    15 weeks ago
  • Becki Spagetti
    Becki Spagetti

    my 18th sat b der r b square!

    18 weeks ago
  • Stella Reynolds
    luv Stella Reynolds

    U smell lyk a smelly smell dat smells smelly :D
    Love ya biatch [moon] [moon] [moon] [moon] [moon]
    xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    18 weeks ago
  • Ruth Pentony
    Ruth Pentony

    joe i jst read d bit u av on ur page bout "tings dat piss me off" :L :L :L :L u are quite d weird 1 arent ya!!!!!!! hope ur goin out thursday coz im goin up t yaz for a major session !!!:D

    19 weeks ago
  • Sara Reynolds Butler
    luv Sara Reynolds Butler

    bitta love for ya mister..:D

    19 weeks ago
  • .Steph-Larkin.
    .Steph-Larkin.

    Slut?? :O aw poor u!! No i wasn wit anyone either hahahaha!!! :L :L aw d polldancin is unreal!! Lol!

    19 weeks ago via Mobile
  • .Steph-Larkin.
    luv .Steph-Larkin.

    Aw good memories yea? Inferno is some crak!!! I was called polldancer all d hol cuza d polls n there! :L

    19 weeks ago via Mobile
  • .Steph-Larkin.
    .Steph-Larkin.

    Ohh yea there is meant ta be nice 2!!!:) aww i wanna gooo back sooo sooo much :( :(

    20 weeks ago
  • .Steph-Larkin.
    .Steph-Larkin.

    yea well i wasn thinkin that was i??:L wuda takin effort ta go and look 4 d comment on me phone :L i had loadsa cocktails so that just makes up 4 it :L stayed in holiday park :)

    20 weeks ago
  • .Steph-Larkin.
    luv .Steph-Larkin.

    nope cudn remember d pub :L :L
    Haha yeaa stop cryin now :L
    Awww best week EVER!!!!! :D

    20 weeks ago
  • .Steph-Larkin.
    .Steph-Larkin.

    Aww its ok joey u can stop missin me now im home :D didnt try melissa..... forgot :( i sorry :( :P

    20 weeks ago
  • Sara Reynolds Butler
    luv Sara Reynolds Butler

    heres sum luv for ya...:D x

    21 weeks ago
  • .Steph-Larkin.
    luv .Steph-Larkin.

    Hi :D nah no crak :L here n ponsa :D unbelievable :) u missin me? :L

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  • XxashexX
    XxashexX

    well joey how you keeping long time no talk!!just informing you that i'm having my 21st on the 3rd july hope you can make it its in d rincommons sports centre at 8.30!!

    22 weeks ago