.....BRO TOWN.....

"Not even ow"

"Aw I'm just lazy can we stop now?"

"My two useless son's how you track me down again eh?"

"My name is Jeff da Maori and I am the son of my mum and my eight dads.I come from a long lilne of proud pot smoking dull bludgers who are also really good singers.My aunty said I have to decide what to do woth the tribal land.It's not anyones fault it's just what happend.Maybe I can't speak maori and maybe I get my fish from the takeaways with a dollars worth of chips but I'm still a Maori."

"Haere mai,haere mai,hi you guys.Tihei is what te cows eat.Tena koutou, tena koutou and again I say rejoice.Ko Mack taku ingoa ahau,ko Saint Sylvesters ko school,ko mean streets Morningside taku turangawaewae.Tatou,tatou e.Kohanga reo.To the people who live here we say Kia ora.Nau mai, au mai, apple pie would be nice right now but keep cool till after school and *blah* ow my tounge.Ko waiata ano."

"Peow peow"

"Lucy Lawless can choose my kumara."

"It's cause of all the rice they eat, makes them sticky ow."


.....SIONES WEDDING.....

"Will there be any hunnies there?I'm sick of sleeping with girls as big as Savai'i"

"Your name is Bolo until you earn the right to be called by your real name: Bolo!"

"Man,we're gonna be banned from our own funerals."


.....THE BOONDOCKS.....

"Granddad,you said the word nigga 46 times yesterday.I counted!"

"I hope you don't treat me like this when I'm on death row!"

"One day you and everyone you know is gonna die."

"No disrespect?!You just called your grandfather bitches!"

"Find the real killer? Nigga I'm ten!"

"Soul Food is a story about a big humugous grandmother aptly named Big Mama. Big Mama shows her affection for her offspring by feeding them enormous amounts of pig lard...... Then she dies of another heart attack, or a stroke or something... Then what does the family do? They get together and eat the same food that just killed Big Mama! The same food! Nobody learned a lesson, no one went on a diet. And then the movies over."

"What's wrong with giving away a golden shower? That's sounds like a nice gift to me. I wish someone would give me a golden shower! One, I like gold, two, I like showers!"

"What's this thuggin' love? Who wants thuggin love? Is that when you're making love to your woman, and then right before that special moment, you beat her upside the head, snatch her purse and throw her down the stairs?"


.....FRIDAY.....

"I grab a dog. I choke him and I kick the shit out of him. All day long got my foot up a dog's ass.Just bang,bang,bang up his ass.That's my pleasure"

"Don't nobody go in the bathroom for about 35,45 minutes."

"Well round here, between Normandy and Weston, we call this here a little twenty twen twen...Nigga"

"Puff puff give.Puff puff give.You're fuckin' up the rotation."

"Every time I come in the kitchen, you in the kitchen. In the goddamn refrigerator. Eatin' up all the food. All the chitlins... All the pig's feet... All the collard greens... All the hog maws. I wanna eat them chitlins... I like pigs feet."

"You just got knocked the FUCK out! "


.....NEXT FRIDAY.....

"Count my money or party with bitches. Hundred and fitties or big ass titties. Count the green or get in between...those titties."

"C'mon, Young Blood. Don't kill me, man. I got a mothafuckin' girlfriend. I got a wife on the side"



.....ONCE WERE WARRIORS.....


"Our people once were warriors.But unlike you Jake,they were people with mana,pride; people with spirit.If my spirit can survive living with you for eighteen years,then I can survive anything"

"Well go on, do it! You're still a slave Jake. To your fists. To the drink. To yourself. Well go on.Kill the bloody lot of us!"


.....BOYS IN DA HOOD.....

"You ain't shit.You just like your daddy.You don't do shit, and you never gonna amount to shit.All you do is eat,sleep and sh... continued