A PASTOR WAS WALKING ON THE STREET ONE DAY AND HE SAW A GIRL SELLING APPLE, THE GIRL SAID PASTOR PLS BUY MY APPLE. HE THEN ASKED WHY. AND SHE SAID BEACUSE IM THE APPLE OF GOD'S EYE. SO HE BOUGHT IT.

AS HE WAS WALKING AGAIN HE SAW A BOY SEELING BREAD. THE BOY ASKED HIM TO BUY. THE PASTOR ASKED WHY THEN HE SAID " JESUS SSAID IM THE BREAD OF LIFE" SO HE BOUGHT IT


HE KEPT ON WALKING AND SAW A CALABAR BOY SELLIN YAM. THE BOY ASKED HIM TO BUT AND HE SAID WHY. AND THE BOY SAID " GOD SAID I YAM THAT I YAM"


NAIJA PASTORORIAL TEACHING

husband comes from Church; greets his wife and lifts
her up. He carries her around the house. The wife is
so surprised and asks "Did the pastor preach about
being romantic?" The husband said "No, he said we must
carry our burdens and sorrows."so thats why am tryin to carry you.



PRETTY GURL

A pretty girl went to church to make a confession to a pastor .the man asked her what the matter is .she then said my boyfriend did something bad to me that i did not like.the pastor now kissed her and said ,Did he do this to you?she said no.He hugged her and said ,Did he do this to you.?she said no,he now make love to her and said,Did he do this to you?she said no.the pastor now asked her.what is the thing he did to you that you did not like.she said .He gave me AIDS and the pastor collapse.


GSM WAHALA

A WOMAN ASKED HER LITTLE SON TO CALL HER DAD WHILE SHE TAKES HER BATH. SO WHEN SHE CAME OUT OF THE BATHROOM, SHE ASKED HER SON WHAT THE FATHER SAID AND THE BOY REPLIED THAT IT WAS A WOMAN SPOKE. THE WOMAN DIDNT EVEN WAIT FOR ANY EXPLANATION,SHE STARTED BOILING AND WAITING FOR HUSBAND TO COME BACK AND SEE HELL.

WHEN HER HUSBAND CAME BACK, SHE GAVE HIM 7 HOT SLAPS BEFORE SAYING ANYTHING. IN PAIN, THE HUSBAND SCREEMED 'WHAT HAVE I DONE AND SHE NARRATED THE STORY TO HIM AND ASKED WHO THE WOMAN THAT PICKED HIS PHONE WAS. THE MAN WAS CONFUSED AND SAID THAT THERE WAS NO WOMAN ANYWHERE. SHE CALLED THE SON AND ASKED HIM TO TELL HIS FATHER WHO PICKED THE PHONE AND THE LITTLE BOY SAID
' DADDY IT IS TRUE, WHEN I CALLED YOUR PHONE, AWOMAN PICKED IT AND SAID, "SORRY, THE NUMBER YOU ARE CALLING IS NOT AVAILABLE AT THE MOMENT, PLS TRY AGAIN LATER" THE WOMAN WAS SO DUMBFOUNDED.