sooooooo thanks to the lovely royston i ended up livin in a big old house in the WESTSOYD with herself, sinead, hazel and eimear (we lost her, she couldn't put up with us!!!) and i discovered that women are indeed 10 times worse than men!! we are a disgrace! finally gettin round to showin the world the sorta shit i have to listen to on a daily basis!! i love ye really girls, SO MUCH!!! we have hazel to thank for most of these!!! but our non-housemates say stupid things too!!!

aoife to hazel: you know the girl, she's canadian. hazel: oh ya is she from mayo? aoife: no silly, she's from canadia

hazel: that girl would have such a good figure if she lost weight (classic!)

cathriona to me: (name which cannot be disclosed!) is mad after you. me (all excited): really, what did he say about me?? cathriona: well the last night we were out he said where's leanne gone. me: is that it?

all of us: jesus girls who fuckin farted?! (aoife!!)

aoife (freakin out about her hat and scarf): i dunno what to do about the hat and scarf. hazel: oh my god you got hash on the scarf?? (kinda a be there moment!)

me: i have to go home to do something for the annagh rose. hazel: oh is that like the exorcist?? no wait....thats emily rose. (sorry hazel!)

sinead (in her cork accent): for fuck sake, everythings so fucked up!!

ruth: i love carrots (ha!)

aoifes new song (its just not the same without the animated face!!): i was walking down the street and...cuckoo cuckoo! (don't ask)

me over and over in the back of the taxi! (sinead loves this): jaysus ya can take da bleedin girl outta mayo but ya can't take da mayo outta da fuuckin girl!

aoife to hazel: you no your friend(name which cannot be disclosed) i havent seen her in ages hazel: ah ya shes around
sinead: oh ya the foreign one
hazel:no
sinead: ya the foreign one from scotland or somewhere
aoife: no sinead shes from donegal
sinead oh!

aoife, sinead and hazel: cant believe you mite be in the rose of tralee thats savage
leanne: ya i'm such a nice girl like.... oh girls went out in ballyhaunis over the weekend, went 2 the fkn niteclub fkn forigners everywhere, then couldnt find anyone 2 give me that fkn joint fuck sake like... (this is all lies!!!!i love all cultures!!!)

niall: sinead they are lying to you
sinead: who.... the chickens

hazel: oh my god you look so like this guy from home..... except for the face!!!

all our house+cathriona, rachel etc: taxi man sexy man sexy man taxi man

cathriona: oh hello mr taxi man
taxi man: hi how are ya?
cathriona:im good your a sexy taxi man (hes actually 60 years old)
taxi man: thank you
cathriona: your the hottest taxi man iv seen in a long while... and im telling you im a very fussy girl
(i never saw a redder taxi man in my life!)

and sure we couldn't leave out the FISHCAKES!!!

more to come when i can remember them............