shopping fun

These are some things that you JUST WANNA do in the supermarket

1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

Report this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things

Put an X in the box if its a yes leave it blank if its a no!

D0 Y0U...
[_] think im fit?
[_] think im hot?
[_] want to kiss me?
[_] want to cuddle with me?
[_] want to hook up with me?
[_]think im weird
ARE WE...
[_] friends?
[_] in a relationship?
[_] gonna have kids?
[_]enemies?
AM i...
[_] sexy?
[_] cute?
[_] funny?
[_] cool?
[_] loveable?
[_] adorable?
[_] Annoying?
[_] great to be with?
[_] attractive?
[_] mean?
HAVE Y0U EVER...
[_] thought about me?
[_] thought there might be an "us"?
[_] thought about hookin up with me?
[_] found yourself wanting a kiss from me?
[_] wished i were there?
[_] grabbed me?
[_] had a crush on me?
[_] wanted my number?
[_] had a dream about me?
[_] been distracted by me?
ARE Y0U...
[_] happy you know me?
[_] mad at me?
[_] thinking bout me?
[_] going to copy this so that i will return the favor

1. Full Name: connor rudge
2. Nicknames: fudgey
3. Birthday: 16 november
4. Place of Birth: Sheffeild
5. Zodiac Sign: scorpio
6. Male or female: Male
7. year: Year 9
8. School: Stocky
9. Occupation: Student
10. Residence: WTF

__Your Appearance___
11. Hair Colour: Brown
12. Hair Length: short
13. Eye colour: blue
14. Weight: 5 half
15. Height: duno
16. Braces?: No
17. Glasses?: No
18. Piercings: ye 2
19. Tattoos: no want 1 tho on ma chest
20. Righty or Lefty: Righty

___Your 'Firsts'___
21. First best friend: dom n sam
22. First Award: swimin
23. First Sport You Joined:swimin
24. First pet: dog
25. First Real Vacation: spain
26. First Concert: ant been to 1 yet
27. First Girlfriend:

___ Favourites___
28. Movie: cujo
29. TV programme: 2 pints of larger n a packet of crisps
30. Colour: Blue
31. Rapper: 50 cent
32. Band: niche
33. Song Right Now:cookie jar gym class heros
34. Friend : lots n lots of people
35. Food: steak
36. Sport: rugby
37. Take away: dont like take aways dat much
38. Favourite brand: of deodrant ck1 blue jeans
39. Store: jd,nike n stuff like dat
40. School Subject: tec
41. Animals: Dog n cat n bird
42. Magazine: nuts n porn lol duno
43. Shoes: nike airmax/tims

___Currently___
44. Feeling: happy
45. Single or taken: Single
46. Eating: nowt
47. Drinking: Nowt
48. Typing: this fing
49. Online? Yes
50. Listening To:nowt
51. Thinking: of cars
52. Wanting To: go owt wi ma m8s n have a piss funny time
53. Watching: top gear
54. Wearing: trackeys n jumper

___Your Future___
55. Want Kids? Ye corse 2-3
56. Want to be married? Yea corse
57. Careers in Mind : stunt man
58. Where do you want to live:England or america
59. Car: lambogini galardo or hummer

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___
60. Hair colour: blond or brunet
61. Hair length: Long but not to long
62. Eye colour: not botherd
63. Measurments: not to small n not to tall
64. Cute or Sexy: Both
65. Lips or Eyes: Eyes for eyein lips for kissin
66. Hugs or Kisses: kisses n hugs
67. Short or Tall: mediam
68. Easygoing or serious: Easygoing but serious on accaions
69. Romantic or Spontaneous: both
70. Fatty or Skinny: not to skinny
71. Sensitive or Loud: bit a both
72. Hook-up or Relationship: Relationship
73. Sweet or Caring: Both
74. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: bit a both

___Have you ever______
75. Kissed a Stranger: No
76. Had Alcohol: Yea corse
77. Ran Away From Home: No
78. Broken a bone: no
79. Got an X-ray: yea
80. Broken Someone’s Heart:duno
81. Broke Up With Someone: Ye
82. Cried When Someone Died: Yes cores im not guna laf
83. Cried At School: yh

___Do You Believe In___
84. God: Bullshit
85. Miracles: Bollocks
86. Love At first site? depends
87. Aliens: ye lol
88. Soul Mates: dono
89. Heaven: No fuck off
90. Hell: No bulshit
91. Angels: No
92. Kissing on The First Date: corse
93. Horoscopes:No

___Answer Truthfully___
94. Is There Someone You Want But You Know You Can't
Have?: Yes :p