Phil

Phil
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  • Male, 18, Luv 68
  • from Glasgow
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  • Member since: January 2007
  • Last active: 3 days ago
  • www.bebo.com/SoundOfMadness

About Me

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I dream of a better world where chickens can cross roads without having their motives questioned.
Me, Myself, and I
To touch something you could never have or to have something you could never touch?



Why the hell are you still on bebo?
Facebook's where it's at.
General Interests
My interests cannot be summed up in a matter of words. Words can only portray facts, and facts are just lies bound by opinions. Expressions give us the true meaning of life. One cannot embrace mortal things. Only the everlasting things may endure. So I spend my life becoming enthralled by the so-called "immortal" ; pastimes or objects. Does my life entail solitude and boredom? Perhaps. But is life only to be watched through rose-colored glasses? No it is not my friend, we must watch life through the clear tranquility that are our true eyes see. We cannot accept that which is set before us, for it is false. We cannot attempt to believe that society's influence is for the best. We also cannot withhold ourselves from the nothingness that lies between this realm and the other. Can we embrace life dearly? No. Not without mortal things. So we must either choose to embrace life with bitterness and despair or choose to live life in conformity. Which do you choose? Oh yeah, and I do your mum.
Music
Is my crack
Atheism
The belief that there was nothing and nothing happened to nothing and then nothing magically exploded for no reason, creating everything and then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself for no reason into self-replicating bits which then turned into dinosaurs.

Makes perfect sense to me :D
Favourite food
I really don't have one. I like most food. If I'm hungry enough, I'll eat (almost) anything.

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    • Important Rules you must follow, created by me and Lara

      Rule 1: Do not confuse Lara

      Rule 2: Do not forget Rule 1

      Rule 3: Please refer to Rule 2

      Rule 5: Don't fall

      Rule 6: Do not question the fact that there is no Rule 4

      Rule 7: We don't make mistakes, any seeming mistake is actually intentional and therefore not a mistake

      Rule 8: Please do NOT confuse lara!!

      Rule 9: Four is a bad number

      Rule 10: Always use a napkin

      Rule 11: Before busking, learn more than one frickin' song!

      0 Comments 679 days

    • Gangsta 12 Days of Christmas

      Ok, i was REALLY bored one day, and thanks to a small in-joke with friends, i made this.

      Please note i do NOT like gangsta.

      Now we have twelve drummers drummin, with a magical beat,
      An' eleven pipers pipin' can ya feel the heat?
      We got ten lords a leaping, they must be on some shit
      Nine ladies dancin, who'd the homies get?
      Eight maids a milkin' they're right fine babes,
      An' the seven swans a swimmin' man ah think ah'm dreamin'
      We have six geese a layin' man you know they're playin'
      Check, check, check out da bling, with the five gold rings!
      There's four callin' birds, but it ain't ma bitches
      Wi' the Three french hens, there's trouble round the bend,
      Two Turtle doves, just show them some love,
      Now you all know how it goes, the partridge, the tree, its one gift togetha'

      ...

      3 Comments 694 days

    • Proud To Be Scottish

      Only in scotland!
      Being Scottish is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or ,aTurkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.

      And the most Scottish thing of all? Suspicion of all things foreign!

      Only in Scotland can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

      Only in Scotland do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

      Only in Sotland do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke.

      Only in Scotland do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.

      Only in Scotland do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.

      Only in Scotland do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

      Only in Scotland are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink.

      NOT TO MENTION..

      3 Scots die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.

      142 Scots were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts.

      58 Scots are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.

      31 Scots have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.

      19 Scots have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate.

      Scottish Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after Xmas cracker-pulling accidents.

      18 Scots had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.

      A massive 543 Scots were admitted to A&E in the last two years after trying to open bottles of beer with their teeth.

      5 Scots were injured last year in accidents involving out-of-control Scalextric cars.

      and finally...

      In 2000 eight Scots were admitted to hospital with fractured skulls incurred whilst throwing up into the toilet.

      If you're proud to be a Scot, send this on!

      SCOTLAND - Love it, or Leave it!

      0 Comments 1029 days

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    • Fernsy
      luv Fernsy

      hey phil. You coming back to uni or has your plan for world domination kicked off yet? what you picked for electives?

      9 weeks ago
    • Blairr
      Blairr

      sorry dear that wasnt me :p x

      11 weeks ago via Mobile
    • Maartin
      Maartin

      boob pass it on

      :P

      28 weeks ago
    • Laura.
      Laura.

      haha I know, Phil? Study? neeever.
      ooo was it a happy haircut or a sad one?

      And yes, Wednesday....only 4 more dates till Monday :D
      When I know the plans I'll forward them to you via text
      you been up to much?
      xx

      31 weeks ago
    • Laura.
      luv Laura.

      Hey Phil! How are you?
      Been studying much (I haven't :S)
      Just letting you know that I'm heading out to Octopussy tomorow night, if you care to join, I think Iqra's coming too, I'll text you tomorow about it.

      x

      31 weeks ago
    • Katt
      Katt

      jst cause i kno one of his best pals .......ok ill give u fruit pastilles :P

      i not getting any love :O

      x

      32 weeks ago
    • Katt
      luv Katt

      i want to know

      :)

      go on i will give u love :D

      32 weeks ago
    • Andrew G M
      Andrew G M

      Ah...that'll be it then, my coursse is not of the cheap kind (though my brother did chemical engineering and he never got any extra cash from the SAAS aside from tuition fees, at least not any he let on about), would greatly have appreciated a boost from SAAS though, just bought a ticket for Leeds Fest and so kind of poor.

      Wouldn't join the sports union at Glasgow, firstly I've yet to have a good experience with those guys, secondly they're mostly posh end of English....and so presumably wussy.

      Not sure Ned huntings an originL, thought Doby did it with a pellet gun. Sounds a good laugh, and I'm a reasonably good shot with a shoe, so I might just have a decent weapon.

      33 weeks ago
    • Andrew G M
      Andrew G M

      Being one of those eejits who went to Glasgow I can't get exempt from anything, which is pretty naff when you really can't be bothered doing the studying over easter (finished uni till exams now).

      Its quite disturbing the vulgar abuse of SAAS payments going on, especially given that your using it to shoot things.......how did you get it so they didn't just pay tuition fees? I could go for some weapons.

      34 weeks ago
    • Andrew G M
      Andrew G M

      Yeah know the feelinmg, both the wallet lightness and the complete inability to prepare for tests and the like. I'm on my last week of the term, then got exams in a bit (though not sure when because of the eejits at head office of the uni!), not really managed to get round to doing any of the studying or work, and if I fail everything I get kicked out the uni........so I should probably get round to learning some stuff eventually. as for the new bow, it worries me that you might well be armed with a lethal weapon.........just a little bit.

      34 weeks ago
    • Andrew G M
      Andrew G M

      Hey, what's been happening of late? Not seen you in ages, though that was kind of my fault for not being there last time you turned up at the YC. Anyway, how have you been of late?

      34 weeks ago
    • Paul Laing
      Paul Laing

      D'you want to come to YC this week - this time Andrew WILL be there (honest)?

      Remember we have each others numbas...

      36 weeks ago
    • Peter Toland
      Peter Toland

      :L :L u looked like a man slut sittin like that n u kno it !lol :L

      37 weeks ago
    • Paul Laing
      Paul Laing

      Youth'y on Fritag still on? T'would be funtag :)

      38 weeks ago
    • Karyn
      Karyn

      oooh sorry bout saying having to run last night.
      how rude :|
      taxi, that said it would be 30 minutes, arrived in 5 mins.
      i tell ye! :L

      talk soon! x

      39 weeks ago
    • Karyn
      Karyn

      hola, whens your plans again, got my shifts for the next month :) x

      41 weeks ago
    • Swift
      Swift

      No >:[

      42 weeks ago
    • Swift
      Swift

      Sh'up!
      >:[



      Your gayyyy.

      42 weeks ago
    • Laura.
      luv Laura.

      I'm... dreaming of a white......birthday just like the ones I used to knowww (etc, yeh it probably will snow in February)

      Sounds like you've got a rather eventful christmas lined up there Phil, glad to hear it. I'm working on Christmas day so I'm thinking that maayy take away a fraction of my Christmas cheer....hooowwwever.
      It doesn't feel like Christmas at all, I agree, it my calender didn't clearly state it was the 24th of December I would never believe it, that is until I looked in my purse and realized all my money was gone! haha

      Irish? Well, I'll be able to answer that question in about half an hour. As I type im sitting in Glasgow airport waiting on him flight to come in :D

      Have some festive cheer in the form of a bebo love
      and have a very merry and blessed xmas ahaha

      47 weeks ago
    • Laura.
      Laura.

      In the same was as the rabbit misses the rabid dog chewing upon its wounded flesh, or the sheep misses the keen gardener with a lawnmower, or the humble wasp misses the swatter, do I miss you, Phil my darling.

      haha I'm olnly joking, of course i have
      How have you been?
      Looking forward to Christmas, the season of perpetual hope?

      xx

      47 weeks ago