John Murphy

John Murphy
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  • Lid sinds: February 2006
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Over mij

Me, Myself, and I
Eat,sleep,work,go out once in a while. What more can I say?





Top 10 Reasons to Date a Medic.


10. We are used to staying up all night.

9. we are great with multiple partners.

8. We are experts in Mouth to Mouth.

7. we are the quickest in rapid clothing removal.

6. We arrive with our own multi-positional bed.

5. We'd shock the socks off you.

4. We always come when we are called.

3. We are prepared for any rhythm.

2. We are already familiar with Latex.

1. We are available Anytime, Anywhere, Anyway you need us!!
Mijn wederhelft
Tammy Folan

Tammy Folan

Music
anything really but NO DANCE CRAP
Films
LOTR, Pulp Fiction, Fear And Loathing in Las Vegas, Matrix, the list is endless
Football
The Pride of Merseyside, Liverpool FC.
Scared Of
Jellyfish!
Happiest When
Training RDF. Having a few quiet drink's with friends.
Hate
Seeing the scum(Man Utd) win anything.

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    • Murphy's Lesser Known Laws

      1.
      Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
      2.
      Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
      3.
      Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
      4.
      Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
      5.
      The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
      6.
      If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.
      7.
      The things that come to those who wait will be the scraggly junk left by those who got there first.
      8.
      The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
      9.
      A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
      10.
      When you go into court, you are putting yourself into the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

      1 Commentaar 828 dagen

    • IRISH MEDICAL DICTIONARY

      Artery: The study of paintings.

      Bacteria: Back door to cafeteria.

      Barium: What you do when patients die.

      Benign: What you be, after you be eight.

      Caesarean Section: A neighbourhood in Rome.

      Catscan: Searching for Kitty.

      Cauterize: Made eye contact with her.

      Colic: A sheep dog.

      Coma: A punctuation mark.

      Dilate: To live long.

      Enema: Not a friend.

      Fester: Quicker than someone else.

      Fibula: A small lie.

      Impotent: Distinguished, well known.

      Labour Pain: Getting hurt at work.


      Medical Staff: A Doctor's cane.

      Morbid: A higher offer.

      Nitrates: Cheaper than day rates.

      Node: I knew it.

      Outpatient: A person who has fainted.

      Pelvis: Second cousin to Elvis.

      Post Operative: A letter carrier.

      Recovery Room: Place to do upholstery.

      Rectum: Nearly killed him.

      Secretion: Hiding something.

      Seizure: Roman emperor.

      Tablet: A small table.

      Terminal Illness: Getting sick at the airport.

      Tumour: One plus one more.

      Urine: Opposite of you're out.

      0 Commentaren 1060 dagen

    • Podge and Rodge

      My mouth's as dry as a nuns cr@ck
      He has rubber-lined pockets so he can steal soup
      He thinks manual labour is a Spanish musician
      As funny as a burning orphanage
      He's so camp, he shites tent pegs
      I'm as sick as a plane to Lourdes
      I feel like a boiled sh1te (hungover)
      (when leaving) I'm off like a debs dress
      She had a face on her that would drive rats from a barn
      As busy as the dalkey dole office
      Sweatin' like a paedophile in a Barney suit
      As tight as a nun's knickers
      I'm so horny I'd get up on the crack of dawn
      Up and down like a hoor's knickers
      No show pony but would do for a ride around the house
      Did your mother find out who your father is yet?
      What would ye expect from a pig but a grunt
      I left her with a face like a painters radio
      A mickey the size of a double-value can of Right Guard
      Jaysus, she could breastfeed a creche
      As fit as a butcher's dog
      she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book
      Not even the tide would take her out
      Mother Teresa wouldn't kiss her
      Daz wouldn't shift her
      Des Kelly wouldn't lay her
      A sniper wouldn't take her out
      Jaysus, ya wouldn't ride her into battle
      If I'd a bag of bruised willies I wouldn't give her one
      Give her a boot in the hole and a bucket of mickeys would fall out of her

      0 Commentaren 1204 dagen

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    are you a pirate, ninja, or cowboy?

    My result is: pirate

    Arrrr!! A pirate be you!

    No one has any idea why pirates sometimes talk like Yoda, or why their favorite letter comes after Q and before S, but that's part of their badass pirate mystique. Your favorite methods of killing people involve slicing them up with your scimitar, making them walk the plank, or keelhauling them (which means they're tied to the ship and dragged under the bottom of it until the barnacles cut them to death).

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    My result is: One Step Closer - Linkin Park

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    • Catherine
      luv Catherine

      Hows johnny,seen u wer on line so said id drop by and say hi.say him to tam 4 me too.here some love 4 ye.

      59 weken geleden via Mobiel
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      Footballeagueshop.Co.Uk

      what up John Murphy

      lfc stuff

      gerrards book

      carras book

      lfc tops

      lfc clothes

      just click the link below

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      59 weken geleden
    • 62 LSB Medical Company
      62 LSB Medical Company

      We have just updated our unit bebo page if anyone wants to check it out, please feel free to do so. We have included a brand new photo stream and included information on the contact and boarding drills for the EC135 P2 helicopter.
      Along with uploading some videos on CBRN training, camouflage and concealment and some videos on the training that we do as combat medics.

      And if anyone would like to become a member then just ask and we will gladly add you.

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    • You'll Never Walk Alone
      You'll Never Walk Alone

      plz join

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    • Liverpool FC'S Discussion Page
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      All liverpool fanz add this page <<<<<
      & please do the quiz, blog & polls
      and check out the blog for all the latest transfer rumours

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    • Karen Murphy
      Karen Murphy

      This is for Tammy - don't worry, I was just teasing about being ditched! I'm used to it anyway :)

      As for the house, you and John are more than welcome to use it - just let us know when you want to. It's very relaxing so if you get some time off study it would be a good place to go. Of course, if you'd like to come just as far as Glasgow and spend a couple of days here we'd like that too!

      I heard that there was a problem with your course - I hope that all works out for you - there's obviously a lot of hard work gone in there already.

      Anyhow, hope you're enjoying your brief return to Bebo!!
      Have fun!

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    • Karen Murphy
      Karen Murphy

      Why is Tammy no longer my friend?!! I'm coming home this weekend, Chris too. Will you be about at all?

      85 weken geleden
    • Charlie Sheppard
      Charlie Sheppard

      happy new year sgt how things

      102 weken geleden
    • Medics
      Medics

      Right back at ye lads...

      Right back at ye...:D

      Have a good New Years....:D

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      62 LSB Medical Company

      Merry Christmas from all in 62LSBMedCoy

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      62 LSB Medical Company

      Would you like to become an honorary member?

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    • Hil
      Hil

      hi, just looking at liverpool pics hope u dont mind?..

      119 weken geleden
    • Keith O'Connor
      Keith O'Connor

      Ah sure I'm only slaggin ye!:D Be careful tho or I'll get cousin Paul on to ye:D Go 54th!!!!

      121 weken geleden
    • Keith O'Connor
      Keith O'Connor

      Story John! Sorry took so long to reply, was off last week and no broadband at home yet :( !
      Not a huge Pratchett fan, never read him even! Just liked the quote :)

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    • Mark
      Mark

      no fear of them biddy says hello how are things with you

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    • Mark
      Mark

      murphy how did the course go in the curragh~?

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    • Karen Murphy
      Karen Murphy

      I don't know. Not that I'm aware of. Where is it?

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    • Gary Fuckin Flynn
      Gary Fuckin Flynn

      A new daily updated LFC page....
      http://www.bebo.com/lfc-bebofans

      128 weken geleden
    • Karen Murphy
      luv Karen Murphy

      Hey, happy birthday (belated)!! Couldn't get to a computer yesterday. Hope you had a good day and got good presents :)

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