Adam and Eve - Rhyming Slang for 'believe'. Alan Whicker(s) - Rhyming Slang for 'knickers' Ayrton Senna - Rhyming Slang for 'tenner' Battle cruiser - Rhyming Slang for 'boozer' Boat race - Rhyming Slang for 'face'. Bob Hope - Rhyming Slang for 'dope' Bo Peep - Rhyming Slang for 'sleep' Borasic lint - Rhyming Slang for 'skint' Bread - Rhyming slang for 'money' Brown bread - Rhyming Slang for 'dead' Butchers - Rhyming Slang , short for for 'butchers hook' meaning 'look' Chalfont St Giles - Rhyming Slang meaning 'piles' China - Rhyming Slang, short for 'China plate','mate' Claire Rayner's - Rhyming Slang for 'trainers' Cobblers - Rhyming Slang, short for 'cobblers awls', 'balls' Dennis Law - Rhyming Slang for 'draw' Dog and bone - Rhyming Slang for 'phone' Emma Freud's - Rhyming Slang for 'haemorrhoids'. Family jewels - Rhyming Slang for 'balls' Farmer Giles - Rhyming Slang for 'piles' Fridge and freezer - Rhyming Slang for 'geezer'. Ginger beer - Rhyming Slang for 'queer' Gone for a Burton - Rhyming Slang for 'to leave'. Gregory Peck - Rhyming Slang for 'neck' Gypsy's kiss - Rhyming Slang for 'piss' Half inch - Rhyming Slang for 'pinch' Hampstead Heath - Rhyming Slang for 'teeth' Hampton - short for the Rhyming Slang 'Hampton Wick' meaning 'prick' Hank Marvin - Rhyming Slang for 'starving' Hit and a miss - Rhyming Slang for 'piss' Holy Ghost - Rhyming Slang for "toast" Iron (hoof) - Rhyming Slang for 'poof' Jack Jones - Rhyming Slang for 'own' Jam jar - Rhyming Slang for 'car' Jimmy Riddle - Rhyming Slang for 'piddle' Joe maxi-Rhyming slang for 'taxi' Kettle (and hob) - Rhyming Slang for 'fob' Khyber pass - Rhyming Slang for 'arse' Lady Godiva - Rhyming Slang for 'fiver' Lionel Blair's - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'flairs' Loaf (of bread) - Rhyming Slang for 'head' Mickey (Bliss) - Rhyming Slang for 'piss' Mince pies - Rhyming Slang for 'eyes' Mutt 'n Jeff - Rhyming Slang for deaf. Mystic Meg(s) - Rhyming Slang - for 'legs' North and south - Rhyming Slang for 'mouth' Oily (rag) - Rhyming Slang for 'fag' Pen and ink - Rhyming Slang for 'stink' Pete Tong - Rhyming Slang for 'wrong' Plates of meat -Rhyming Slang term for 'feet' Porky pies - Rhyming Slang for 'lies' Rabbit (rabbit and pork) - Rhyming Slang for 'talk'. Radio Rental - Rhyming Slang for 'mental' Raspberry ripple - Rhyming Slang for 'nipple' Rosie Lee - Rhyming Slang for 'tea' Ruby (Murray) - Rhyming Slang for 'curry' Scarpa / scarper - Rhyming Slang for 'to run off' Sexton Blake - Rhyming Slang for 'fake'. Steve Mcqueen's - Rhyming Slang for "bake beans" Sherbert dab - Rhyming Slang for 'cab' Skin diver - Rhyming Slang for 'fiver' Sky Rocket - Rhyming slang for 'pocket' Skin and blister-Rhyming slang for 'sister' Steffi (Graff) - Rhyming Slang for 'laugh' Sweeny Todd - Rhyming Slang for 'The Flying Squad' Syrup of figs - Rhyming Slang for for 'wig' barry white - rhyming slang for 'shite' Tin of fruit-Rhyming slang for 'suit' tom tit - rhyming slang for 'shit' Tea leaf - Rhyming Slang for 'thief' Thrupenny bits - Rhyming Slang for 'tits' Trouble and strife - Rhyming Slang for 'wife' Weasel and stoat - Rhyming Slang for 'coat' Whistle and flute - Rhyming Slang for 'suit'

1) The GAA player who played in front of 80,000 at the weekend will be teaching your children, selling you meat or fixing your drains on Monday morning. The soccer player who plays in front of 80,000 will be moaning about playing too many games and will be trying to sell you his personalised brand of leisure wear

2) GAA nicknames are better (The Bull, The Bomber, etc.) . Soccer players just add a Y to their surnames

3) Dublin vs Meath is a real derby. What does Utd. Vs City mean to Ronaldo or Sibierski

4) How many soccer players does it take to screw in a light bulb? Answer eleven. One to stick it in and ten to surround and kiss him after he does it

5) Soccer players go to the papers after a game. GAA players go to the pub

6) John Terry would run a mile if he came up against Francie Bellew

7) GAA teams are numbered 1-15. A soccer team reads like the lottery results

All soccer players wear shin pads. Some hurlers wear helmets

9) Television runs soccer. Schoolteachers run the GAA

10) The GAA is about where you're from. Soccer is about who you like

11) No segregation at GAA games

12) No soccer team has a nickname quite as lovely as the Fighting Cocks of Carlow

13) Bubble perms never made it to Croke Park

14) A scoreless draw in the GAA would be quite a novelty

15) The GAA may not appreciate its women as much as it should but at least we all know who Cora Stanunton is. The most famous woman in English soccer is Posh Spice

16) Under age players get to be part of the biggest days in hurling and football at half-time in the All-Ireland.

17) Micheal O'Murchearaigh.

1 If a GAA player ever jumped at a spectator like Eric Cantona did the rest of his team would join in. So would the rest of the crowd.

19)Vinnie Jones grabbed Gascoignes testicles. Paudie O'Se decked Joe McNally during the National Anthem. McNally learnt his lesson. Gascoigne just got worse.

20) The GAA season always leaves you wanting more. The soccer season leaves soccer people demanding less. "Fewer games please"

21) Old soccer players get testimonials, Old GAA players just slip down to junior.

22) Rural villages = A Church, A Post-office, a Pub and a GAA pitch.

23) Pints after the match with the lad you knocked seven lumps of shite out of in the game.

24)Croke park on a Summer's Day.

25)Roman Abramovich can buy the League. You can't buy Sam