yoooooooooooooooooooooo!

how is all???

x x x

when do u return to the scene??

hehe hello there shonaingtons, why it feels decidedly average!
no grey hairs sadly. one day i will become a Richard Gere-like silver fox and charm the pants off people's mothers. but that day is not today!
for now i must make do with never speaking to peoples mothers and instead taking photos of them undressing when they are not looking and crocheting them onto a jumper which i wear to bed each night and never wash. hooray!
yes i was told about ur birthday shenanigans and for a fleeting moment got quite excited about another trip to edinburgh but that was before a got my uni project back from the printers (big crap boring story), and so i now have to work like a trojan to complete it.
next time we meet regardless of when that is we should swap drinks and then buy two more and date-rape matt and john.
hope you have a good party, il see you at the top of the leader board for 21sts this year (ill be the chap one place up. hello!)

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good day Shona
this saturday (26th) im having a night out for my birthday which will be so good that, when you have your birthday night out, the lingering memory of mine will make yours look shit. hooray!
come along to the West Kirk around 9.30pm so we can all meet up, discuss nice things, get drunk and then decide where to go to dance.
would be awesome to have u there sir!
From Kenneth Bates

Hello
It's my 21st on Sat 19th April and I'm celebrating Ayr styleee...
Pub crawl!!!
Start off at West Kirk about 7pm ish then onto wherever!
Probably end up at Club (so you have been warned)
Plan to get very drunk
Hope you can make it
x x x

get ur ass online!

its nearly time to get pished...
x x x

hello, I'd like know how you are xxxxx

Right folks..its that time of year again..christmas dinner with the girlies..hip hip hooraa. are we wanting to go the usual place (garlic bread ciabatta, get in) or try somewhere different? sam can't do 16-20th dec cos she's looking after the puppies. suggestions for a date?
rsvp bitches.

as usual skating is a must so bring spare socks. or something.

xx

Excellent. I love when a plan comes together.
x

hey ma sho! i miss you too! is your number still the same?
xx

alrite luv, hows edinburgh?
aint seen u in ages.

I think the time has come for us to see a marriage counsellor.

You have some serious intimacy (communication) difficulties.

Not to mention in the bedroom.

shoo shoo...do you or do you not have a phone to your name yet? we need to chat!

guess what...i got spice girls tickets!!! woooooooooooooooooo does that convey my happiness?
anyway, i have one ticket left so if u want it let me know PRonto.
heard u were through in glas on friday. unimpressed u didnt come find me
byeee my chicken nugget

Hello you raging homo.

Just tried to phone you. A small voice told me you were unavailable.

So it's 'Pon de replay of 2nd year for me. Good times I know.

Fancy a wild night this week in either of our fair cities?

Thought so.

Hanx

hey hey hey chica!
so how was your voyage???
furys sucked i hear, i was all tucked up in bed but parents are back now so no stopping me!
when is one back in edin?
x

Apparently you're in Birmingham.
Call me! so i know whats happening tonight. we're going to Ibiza baby tomorrow so i dunno if ruth and laura will be able to make it tonight. I know you don't have a phone but thats no excuse..i'll bebo mail you my mobile number.
But yeas, i am feeling the courtyardness. more pole dancing on the lamposts outside maybe? deffo.
ciao. xx

hey dude, sorry i cant make it tonight! im working at nine am 2moro. im home sunday night if ur still in ayr tho? how was mexico? im sure it was amazing, im so jealous! xxx