Alf Stewart Appreciation Group
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- Label:
- Don Fisher Records Major Label
- Hometown:
- Summerbay, Austrailia Australia
- Me, Myself, and I
- Alf Stewart Is another name for Jesus, God, Budda and the prophet muhammed.
Alf is most known for his use of declining Australian slang, such as the words "flamin' mongrel", "holy grandpa on a stick, grandma", "strewth", "strike my living harry" and his most famous quotes are "stone the flamin' crows" "flaming mongrels" and "flaming galah". By the age of 30 Alf Was quite the Businessman, he owned the Summer Bay Liquor Store, the Boat Hire Service, the Summer Bay Caravan Park and a yacht brokerage business. At the Age of 378 years old, Alf continues to deliver Legendary Comments and Refuses to be Replaced by some "Younger Flamin Mongrel", He is also quoted as saying "If I die, Im carrying this Dirty Sheila Down with me (referring to the show)".
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Alf Stewart Quotes.
Stone the flamin' crows!
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Alf's crab "Claws" has been stolen]
Alf Stewart: Oh, I should have known, I should have known! He was out there on his own like that, a prime target!
Celia Stewart: Alfred, who on earth are you talking about?
Alf Stewart: Claws!
Celia Stewart: Santa Claus?
Alf Stewart: Oh, don't be so stupid, Celia! Claws the crab! Someone's stolen him!
Celia Stewart: Oh, don't be ridiculous, Alfred. Why would anyone want to steal a crab?
Alf Stewart: Well, I don't know! That's what I keep asking myself. To make matters worse, the flamin' outboard motor packed-in and I had to row all the way back. I'm gonna be stiff as a board tomorrow!
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[after arguing with Travis] "Go, You left-wing Greenie Yahoo! "
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"You couldn't read instructions if they were written a mile high in whiskey bottles, and that's saying something"
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"He's as crooked as a dog's hind leg! "
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Alf Stewart: You've been drinking!
Jesse McGregor: Look, mate, it's none of your business.
Alf Stewart: I'll make it my flamin' business if you're gonna go out serving the customers half-sloshed!
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"If you ever speak to my granddaughter again like the way you did before, I'll be all over you like a cheap suit!"
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Alf Stewart: One chocolate shake and a Simpson.
Curtis Reed: A What?
Alf Stewart: An OJ!
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"Paul Hogans Ghost!"
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"strike Me Pink"
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"before you know it, you'll be chasin after these young coots, goin' flat out like a flamin' lizard drinkin'"
6 Comments 1038 days
home and away rules for all u sad people dont know what ur missing
please dont read this..nooo! sorry but In 1997 a girl called lauren was walking in a forest and then a she just dissapeared no one ever found her untill 2000 when a yoing girl called Mary found her body and markings on her chest saying: I wasnt pretty enough" and now you have read this she will appear in your mirrorrsaying your not pretty enough and kill you. by the way the girl called mary</3 died shortly after. To be saved paste this to 5 other bands. THIS IS TRUE Now uv started readin dis dunt stop. This is so scary. Send this to 5 ova bands in 143 Minutes. When ur done press F6 and ur crushes name will appear on the screen in big letters. This is scary cause it actually works,
Hahahahahahahahahaha
use ppl r fucking sad
home and away is gay
best act on home and away
Martha Owns this programme LOL
i would like his toe jam x x
WOTTA FLAMIN LEGEND!!!
meet him last week my life is complete!
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yew alfffff ur a ledgend..
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Love you alf
Search party
PULL THE OTHER ONE AILSA, IT PLAYS JINGLES BELLS!!!
ALF STEWART IS MY DAD!!!!
You Rock Man
Haha this is fuckin excellent. Alf stewart is a hero and everyone no's it
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Maaaaaaaa Yaaaaaa flamin GALA!!!!! i had alsa round the bak of the diner theb irene and donal wayed in with his weee wrinkley walnut whip,STREWTH