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Jordan Palmer
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- If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun!!
- Me, Myself, and I
- Hey i`m Jordan also known as Joby,Jobe,JobiWan,Joby Dick,Jobi San,Jobson,Jobeth,Jobidiah and even Jobeless
On 1 side i`m a big kid who likes to have a laugh n joke around but i can be quite serious and level headed, good for advise and for having a beer or just getting wasted with!,so drop me a line and share some love
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- Megadeth, Stuck Mojo, Pantera, Corrosion Of Conformity, Skindred, Killswitch Engage, Hed PE, Death, Thr Beatles, James Brown, 2pac, 36 Crazt Fists, Dr Dre, A Perfect Circle, Aerosmith, Alice In Chains, Rob Zombie, Anthrax, Outkast, Sepeltura, Ausioslave, Black Sabbath, Black Label Society, Bloodsimple, Bob Marley, God Forbid, Cypress Hill, Damageplan, Devil Driver, Coal Chamber, Damian Marley, The Distillers, Fear Factory, Disturbed, Down, Electric Six, Faith No More, Foo Fighters, Government Mule, Hayseed Dixie, Hundred Reasons, In Flames, Incubus, Iron Maiden, Jamiroquai, Jose Gonsalez, Kittie, Lamb Of God, Barry White, Korn, Limp Bizkit, Machine Head, Marvin Gaye, Metallical, Mudvayne, Alter Bridge, P.O.D, Papa Roach, Skunk Anansie, Pink Floyd, Steve Via, Queens Of The Stoneage, Rammstien, Rage Against The Machine, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Johnny Cash, Sevendust, Slayer, Slipknot, Soil, Soundgarden, Stone Sour, System Of A Down, Tenacious D, The Prodigy.... And Many More!!
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- Idle Hands, Hackers, Man On Fire, Children Of Men, Sin City, Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas, Disturbia, Dawn Of The Dead, The Business, The Football Factory, Patch Adams, Severance, Monsters Inc, Chopper, What Dreams May Come, Fight Club, True Romance, Toy Soldiers, Bill and Ted(1st n 2nd), Night of the Comet, Anchorman, Stand By Me, Pulp Fiction, Cheech n Chong`s Up In Smoke, The Beach, The Basketball Diaries, 50 First Dates, Happy Gilmore, Lords Of Dogtown, Hustle And Flow, Se7en, Donnie Darko, Kung Fu Hustle Old Scool, Hot Fuzz, Shaun of the Dead.....And many more!
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40 Things You'd Love to Say Out Loud at Work
1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
4. I see you've set aside this special time to publicly humiliate yourself.
5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.
6. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
7. I'm out of my mind at the moment, but feel free to leave a message.
8. I don't work here - I'm a consultant.
9. It sounds like English, but I don't understand a damn word you're saying.
10. Ahhh. I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again.
11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.
12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
13. I have plenty of talent and vision - I just don't give a damn.
14. I'm already visualising the duct tape over your mouth.
15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks?
20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of karma to burn
22. Yes, I am an agent of satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
23. And your cry-baby whiny assed opinion would be?
24. Do I look like a fucking people person to you?
25. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
26. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left
27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
31. Oh, I get it. Like humour. Only different.
32. A cubicle is just a padded cell without the door.
33. Can I trade this job for what's behind door number 1?
34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
35. Nice perfume, but must you marinate in it?
36. Chaos, panic and disorder - my work here is finally done.
37. How do I set a laser printer to kill.
38. I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted a salary
39. I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter.
40. Wait a minute - I'm just trying to imagine you with a personality0 Comments 232 weeks
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Yesterday`s history Tomorrow`s a mystery
“Imagine life as a game in which you are juggling some five balls in
the air. You name them - work, family, health, friends, and spirit and you’re keeping all of these in the air. You will soon understand that work is a rubber ball. If you drop it, it will bounce back. But the other balls - family, health, friends, and spirit are made of glass.
If you drop one of these, they will be irrevocably scuffed, marked,
nicked, damaged, or even shattered. They will never be the same. You must understand that and strive for balance in your life.
How?
* Don’t undermine your worth by comparing yourself with others. It is because we are different that each of us is special.
* Don’t set your goals by what other people deem important. Only you know what is best for you.
* Don’t take for granted the things closest to your heart. Cling to them as you would your life, for without them, life is meaningless.
* Don’t let your life slip through your fingers by living in the past or for the future. By living your life one day at a time, you live ALL the days of your life.
* Don’t give up when you still have something to give. Nothing is really over until the moment you stop trying.
* Don’t be afraid to admit that you are less than perfect. It is this fragile thread that binds us together.
* Don’t be afraid to encounter risks. It is by taking chances that we learn how to be brave.
* Don’t shut love out of your life by saying it’s impossible to find. The quickest way to receive love is to give; the fastest way to lose love is to hold it too tightly; and the best way to keep love is to give it wings.
* Don’t run through life so fast that you forget not only where you’ve been, but also where you are going.
* Don’t forget that a person’s greatest emotional need is to feel appreciated.
* Don’t be afraid to learn. Knowledge is weightless, a treasure you can always carry easily.
* Don’t use time or words carelessly. Neither can be retrieved.
* Life is not a race, but a journey to be savoured each step of the way.
Yesterday is History, Tomorrow is a Mystery and Today is a gift;
that’s why we call it ‘The Present’.”0 Comments 249 weeks
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Soundtrack to my life
IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, Zune, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing and then skip to the next song.
My Life: Doublewide- Corrosion Of Conformity
Opening Credits: Block- Machine Head
Waking Up: Fallen Down- Government Mule
First day at school: Sink Beneath the line- Incubus
Falling in love: Blunt Force Trauma- Damageplan
Breaking up: Black Mass Reverends- Black Label Society
Fight Song: Blood For Blood- Machine Head
Meltdown: Crazy Of High- Black Label Society
Flashback: Slaughtered- Pantera
Driving: Crucify Your Beliefs- God Forbid
Wedding: Speak Free- Incubus
Birth of a child: Medium- Incubus
Life: Soul Bleed- Damageplan
Final Battle: The End Of Heartache- Killswitch Engage
Death Scene: Changed Man- 2Pac
Funeral Song: Take What You Want- Corrosion Of Conformity
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3/9/10
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Michael Girl2/18/10hey jordan howz u bn n wubu2 nt spoke 2 u in a while wbsn xxx
- 11/17/09
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Little Linz11/12/09am grand, howz you? haha you did seem a wee bit drunk, its okay for leaving. my wife, and Tappy looked after me. Althou im sure some chavvy wee guy started on Tappy outside as far as i can remember!. stoopid neds!!! They'll neveer learn!
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11/11/09
Little Linz
howdy doody! You get home in one piece on sunday aye!? you just sort of disappeared lol
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Marimo10/29/09what ee daen halloween mate?
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10/26/09
Little Linz
Was an awesum night!
hahaha the dreaded pint of thunder! oh dear! im sure you got a taxi with tht mark guy. . . . . althou saying my mind goes a bit fuzzy after leaving the pub too, Ended up in Tescos with Paul at sumtime in the wee hours buying apple crumble. . and an elephant!?!
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Little Linz10/26/09oi oi! Have a good weekend then mr? think i may still be recovering, lol long hangover or wot!?
haha i apologise for my drunken foto taken, i have a habit of blinding everyone!
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10/22/09
Becca Starr
hiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
thanks man im really pleased with the pics too. aye you will have to get yersel up here sumtime, get yer dancing shoes on like! hope your doing good, if im down the shire in the next wee while will let ya know! x
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Little Linz10/13/09lol well it was an interesting night anyways. Sam never even finished her drink she lightweighted on me! pfft. She left Paul to deal with my drunken ramblings. You out and about much this week mr? xxx
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10/11/09
Little Linz
hahaha blue meany = thumbs up blue meany next day = rather sore head and a very shity day at work!! geed stuff!
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9/24/09
Lisa Murray
sorry yeah it is saturday nite! doh! cool b good 2 c ya lst time i saw ya i was reeeally drunk lol x
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9/23/09
Lisa Murray
hey u! u gan to turbyne friday nite? me an jimbo both out. uncle bob baby sittin. should b good nite x
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Turbyne9/17/09Hello! And many devil horns aimed in your direction. Turbyne are playing the Venue Dumfries a week this Saturday! 26th Sept 2009 with support from Liverpools Second nature and Carlsile’s The Scholer! If you fancy yourself a real metal head show up and support your local and national metal talent! Take care and kkep it fucking metal. Many thanks and insults from the lads in TURBYNE!!!



missing ya babe, hope your doing good. massive kisses b xxx
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