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Andy Lorentson

ave no been on this n ages,shame lol

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  • Male, 26, Luv 458
  • from Grangemouth
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  • Member since: January 2007
  • Last active: 1/24/12
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Me, Myself, and I
orite wits happenin am Andy.i enjoy going out at the weekends wi aw ma m8s fur a gid rip but then again who dosent!i work week nites all the time oan the back shift its no bad finish at 9pm oan a fri tho,try n charge ma batterys fur the weekend fur the auld sting thro the week.I could go on n on but am no going to if u want to no more about me get in touch. :-)




* speak scottish*
* live scottish*
* be scottish*
* die scottish*
*PROUD TO BE SCOTTISH*
*put this on ure page if u truly are scottish
Music
oasis, snow patrol, foo fighters, kasbabian, fratellis,
 the charlantins, the stone roses, guns n roses, chamillionair, the game, dj dana, dj luna, dj tiesto, kings of leon, i like all music as u can see could go on fur ages! u canni beat the auld classics tho ti get the party started the cartoons the birdie song n that lol
Films
mafia, hotshots part deux, american gangster, braveheart, hitch, goo
 dfellas, all the rockys apart from the last yin no really up ti much, scarface, white chicks, tropic thunder, me myself and irene love this film :L
oceans eleven and twelve, last boy scout, black hawk down, casino theres far to many to name just depends what mood ur in eh. like ma comedys tho.
Sports
RANGERS! boxing, pool, snooker, darts, car
 ds, most pub sports to be honest lol
Scared Of
am a bit scared when am up hieghts.
Happiest When
PARTYING wi aw ma m8s. meeting new folk n makeing other folk happy!when u get a really gid wage!(better weekend lol)
hate when
u go oot fur a gid nite oot but it ends up sheeet. its only what you make it tho eh so crack the bottle n go fur it :)

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  • andizzle

    1. YOUR REAL NAME:
    Andy Lorentson

    2.GANGATA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle.)
    andizzle

    3.YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)
    blue croc

    4. SOAP OPERA NAME(middle name, and current street name)
    james brooke

    5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name)
    Loranlan

    6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink).
    Red morgans

    7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (fathers middle name)
    christian

    8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets)
    black flash

    9. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (first pets name, mothers maiden name)
    flash gillfilan

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    Leave one memory of you and me together as a comment. It doesn't matter if I know you a little or a lot, anything you remember. Next, repost this bulletin on your own blog and see how many people leave a memory about you.. Write about anything we experience together!!!

    10 Comments 309 weeks

  • bla bla bla!!



    one.
    If you're ugly,
    stop acting like you don't know it.
    The captions under you picture that says
    "top model pose"
    "sexy bitch"
    "arnt i hot"
    doesn't convince anyone.


    two.
    To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
    are you serious?
    Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
    You're stupid.
    Go play in traffic.


    three.
    Don't ever post pictures and say
    "OMG, I'm so ugly"
    "OMG,I'm so fat"
    because if you were,
    you wouldn't post them.


    four.
    Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
    Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
    Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
    even if you win,
    you're still retarded.


    five.
    Making 20 bulletins a day
    about how you have new pictures
    and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
    Make the bulletin once if you have to,
    and those who actually care about you
    will comment on your pics.


    six.
    If all your pictures look the same,
    don't post them all.
    Please put some variety in your pics.
    Nobody wants to see your face
    8 different ways.


    seven.
    Who really cares if
    I don't accept you as a friend?
    MOVE ON!!!
    Don't send me another request or message asking
    "what's up with you not adding me?"
    I don't want you as a friend;
    that's what's up!


    eight.
    Little 1st years who have bebos
    and look like sluts,
    go somewhere else
    because nobody wants you here.!!!


    nine.
    If you have decided to read this,
    you are a true bebo Friend.
    Real friends read their bulletins.


    ten.
    I say you go and pass this on
    and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
    (if they have them).


    eleven.
    And if you open a msg and it says something like
    "repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
    IT'S NOT REAL!
    QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
    PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO LIFE WHATSOEVER MAKE THAT SHIT UP THINKING THAT PEOPLE WILL FALL FOR THEIR STUPID TRAP!!! AND YOU DO!!!!




    This is a test to see how many people
    in your friends list
    actually pay attention to you.


    "like omg if u dnt repost dis in 1 second at midnte/ and if you do at midnight your true love will...SHUTUP U FUCKIN ARSEHOLES!!! shit aint gonna happen"


    load a bollox!!

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Frank Gallagher

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Wild Alcoholic

You alway consume the most beer at the party. You party to drink, and you drink to party. While we are all impressed by your drinking abilities, some of us are worried that you'll need an intervention if you are going to quit the habit. At the end of the night, we will find you passed out on a sofa, mumbling, and smelling of cheap whiskey.
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Your brutal and straightforward personality is best fit to use a Sledgehammer. This powerful weapon has poor accuracy due to its weight, but what the heck - it's easy to use! You don't have to aim, you just smash it. And even if you miss, it intimidates your opponent very well.
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The advanced marksman is a unique soldier who is an expert marksman. To be an advanced marksman you must have scored 36 or higher at the rifle range and have attended advanced marksmanship school. From there, you will be able to use special long range precision weapons like the M24 and M82. Advanced marksmen can be identified by their hats. They usually wear "boonie hats" but on arctic maps they wear kevlar helmets like the rest of their squad. Relying on stealth and patience, the advanced marksman is specially trained to employ either the hard-hitting M82 Barrett or the pinpoint accurate M24 SWS. The advanced marksman can be used in the offense, striking individual targets from great distances or as a reconnaissance element. You must complete Advanced Marksmanship training to become a U.S. Army advanced marksman.
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My result is: Sexyback - Justin Timberlake

You are Sexyback by Justin Timberlake.
You see yourself as a very self confident person as well as other people. You are the one that has many friends at school and at work. You are very happy with your apperence. Some people may see you as a bit 'self absorbed' but you don't let that get you down because you know your 'bringing sexy back'.
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Your result is: Dance

You have WAY too much energy. It probably has something to do with your recreational drug habits, but who knows. Your favorite place to be is anywhere that's so loud you can't think, so dark that everyone looks good, and so crowded that you're swimming in a sea of your own sweat -- or at least it seems that way. Why else would you hang out at dance clubs all the time?
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    egg!! Haha think we Aw were smashed doll. half of my night is a blank! we ended up wi more when Yous left. i didn't get home til monday mornin, was only me nic and stuart left. how's your leg? lol Xxx

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    was a Gid night eh Shen? Xxx

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    Offt aye im gonna be in a fair Auld condition Shen. see you 2m! get your dancing shoes on :) Xx

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    checked the weather its to be raining :( hopefully change as wk goes on tho. aye staying quiet dpi gettin the Trouts down to stay, fake tan time. what time bus leaving? Xxx

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    Hey pal. Em I'm out tonight for a munch then drinks for the footy i think. Prob b quiet the rest eh the w.e got Ma bank card swallowed gutted lol so can't lift money. U got much planned? Were u at guetta? Xxx

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    Wee Kirsty

    heya.. funny u should say tht at ths moment i should b in russia doin relief work aww bummer in a half lost ma passport like 2 month ago up twn nd best of i didnt even get I.D but going back in april whoop.. had good w.e was pure smashd..gd tyms gd tyms bn dwn g.mouth hole time bn klass.. wbu andy get up 2 any stuff u nutter..??? al sling u piece of red l8r bud..x

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    If u on abt the drama that wkend there i neva new it happend till the mornin lol i was that steaming never agen! X

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    who's Aw on bus? they events are Gid been to a few, its my cousin alex that teaches it. im Workin sunday plus got a few things on next few months so tryin to watch the coinage Xxx

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    should leave at half 11 No wanna be first folk there. lol where's bus leaving from? going to bingo wi fe on friday lol rest of wknd im Working. wit you up to? Xxx

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