Travbro: "Instead of 'we come from a land down under'... 'we come from Jills down unders'..."

Sammeh: "She looks like the pokemon muck threw up on her. haha no she looks like ronald mcdonalds friend grimace... the purple people eater!!"

Jane: "Everything today is thoroughly Jilly, isn't she diagonal. Everything today is starting to slope, things are getting saggier..."

Layna: "I'm gonna become anorexic next year when living with Sammeh.. because every time I try to eat or drink hel make me laugh so much I'll vomit!!"

Layna (after Childrens theatre): "I've finally mastered the art of taking janes clothes off lol"

Sammeh (about Layna): "Aww shes so caring! Like a care bear... but uglier... lol"

Wilson: "Aww shes not over the top.. shes pretty average ae, something you'd see at the Shed"

Wilson: "I see fat cows come in every day, doesn't matter if they've got big hips or are fat, they still get milked and make their farmer rich"

Sammeh: "Woah she looks like a scarecrow crossed with an emo... Scaremo.."

Sammeh: "Here comes a hill..."
Layna: "Oh hell!!"
Sammeh: "No its Oh HILLL!!!"

Layna: "Argh my hair looks weird straightened!!"
John: "Jills face looks weird straightened.. lol"

During forum...
Speaker: "Bowel movements... now what could that mean?"
Sammeh: "Shitting yourself."

Sammeh: "When I have children I'm forcing them into sports or music when they're young. I ain't having untalented children ae!"

Sammeh: "If my kids do one thing I don't like, they're gonna pick up another talent!"

Sammeh: "My kids are gonna love me, if they don't, I'll just get new ones"

Layna: "We were putting peoples names together to make funny names!"
Charlotte: "Yeah like Stockford!!... I just made that one up"

Sammeh: "If Jill was a bunny she'd be called 'Loppy'"

Sarah: *drops $2*
Sammeh: "Aw no bro! There goes ur fish and chip money!!"

Note to self - Never wear black tights around Michelle... may cause self-inflicted rape

Charlotte: "What song did he do it to?"
Layna: "He did it to 'Stronger'"
Charlotte: "Oh that that that that that that that don't kill me one?"

John: "I'm black when the lights go off"

Sammeh: "I wanna write on the board!"
Layna: "No you'll wreck it"
Sammeh: "I shall not!"
Layna: "You shall will!"

Sammeh: "I'm the angel of the family"
Layna: "You mean the gayngel lol?"

Layna: "She likes them muscly and black?"
Sammeh: "Yup, so basically a male Oprah"

Layna: "I can't do no hip-bop!"

Chantelle: "How do I describe it.. umm like reow.."
Jared: "Yeah like a lion..."

Layna: "Man I've got sweaty pits atm"
Cha Cha: "Me too.. we can be SWEATY SISTERS!!"

Jared: "DON'T!... Ooh im sorry!!!"

Sammeh: "Imagine if Jill sounded like Peter Griffin"

John: "Damn.. I forgot to shave my neck this morning"

Layna in "The Secret Garden": "I couldn't find a G... door!!"

Im sick of it.
You always take his side and never mine
Even when you damn well know im the victim
You've been here before, but maybe you've forgotten what its like to be treated like a punching bag
I'v tried not to retaliate, but that got me no where.
So i react, fight fire with fire, and that gets me no where too.
I need support, but I don't have any
My friends are there to help, but they can't help the way you can
You can get me out of the battlefield.
But you won't.
You just leave me here to rot.

You say Im like a child.
Im defenseless and lonely.
So yes I am like a child.

You say you can't do this?
Well.. neither can I

I'm out.

There's nothing you can do that can't be done.
Nothing you can sing that can't be sung.
Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game
It's easy.
There's nothing you can make that can't be made.
No one you can save that can't be saved.
Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be you
in time
It's easy.
All you need is love, all you need is love,
All you need is love, love, love is all you need.

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Picture yourself in a boat on a river,
With tangerine trees and marmalade skies
Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly,
A girl with kaleidoscope eyes.

Cellophane flowers of yellow and green,
Towering over your head.
Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes,
And she's gone.

Lucy in the sky with diamonds,

Follow her down to a bridge by a fountain
Where rocking horse people eat marshmallow pies,
Everyone smiles as you drift past the flowers,
That grow so incredibly high.

Newspaper taxis appear on the shore,
Waiting to take you away.
Climb in the back with your head in the clouds,
And you're gone.

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I look at you all see the love there that's sleeping
While my guitar gently weeps.
I look at the floor and I see it needs sweeping
Still my guitar gently weeps.

I don't know why nobody told you
How to unfold your love,
I don't know how someone controlled you
They bought and sold you.

I look at the world and I notice it's turning
While my guitar gently weeps.
With every mistake we must surely be learning,
Still my guitar gently weeps.

I don't know how you were diverted
You were perverted too.
I don't know how you were inverted
No one alerted you.

I look at you all see the love there that's sleeping,
While my guitar gently weeps.
I then look at you all,
Still my guitar gently weeps.

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Because the wind is high
it blows my mind
Because the wind is high

Love is old, love is new
Love is all, love is you

Because the sky is blue
it makes me cry
Because the sky is blue

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Blackbird singing in the dead of night
Take these broken wings and learn to fly.
All your life
You were only waiting for this moment to arise.

Blackbird singing in the dead of night
Take these sunken eyes and learn to see.
All your life
You were only waiting for this moment to be free.

Blackbird fly, Blackbird fly
Into the light of the dark black night.

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If I fell in love with you would you promise to be true,
And help me understand?
'Cos I've been in love before, and I found that love was more,
Than just holding hands.

If I give my heart to you,
I must be sure from the very start,
That you would love me more than her.

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Let me take you down,
'Cos I'm going to Strawberry Fields.
Nothing is real
And nothing to get hungabout.
Strawberry Fields forever.

Living is easy with eyes closed
Misunderstanding all you see.
It's getting hard to be someone.
But it all works out,
It doesn't matter much to me.

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Hey Jude don't make it bad,
Take a sad song and make it better,
Remember, to let her into your heart,
Then you can start to make it better.

Hey Jude don't be afraid,
You were made to go out and get her,
The minute you let her under your skin,
Then you begin to make it better.

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When I find myself in times of trouble
Mother Mary comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom, let it be.

And in my hour of darkness
She is standing right i