In the weekend we got to really really get to know our friend richard aka "spud", i have a few quotes from conversations we had during the week end i hope you all enjoy....

Azza says: "spud do u know how to plant potatoes?"
Spud says: dooo yeahh bro
Azza says: well there is a garden prove it
Spud says: derrr i aint got a tractor aw te he te he

hobbit says: do you no what potatoes "grain waves" are made from
Spud says: ohhh yea bro they are made from the best potatoes
Fact: grain waves are made from grain not potatoes

I would just like to thank uncle spud on all the hard work and effort envolved with being a potatoe farmer.....we should all learn a thing or two from this

after viewing profile after profile i have come up with the do's and do nots of bebo please if ur doing the fellowing cut it out bcoz ur a dik.......

having skins saying ur a pimp, sexy and hot dose not work when ur an ugly looking peace of shit... it gives others hopes up.

hAvIng FuKEd UP WriTiNG LiKe THiS ThAt No ONe CaN ReAd...yea that is real real cool if u think it is or have it ur a bigger loser than i thought obveusly u have no freinds to talk to

having over 10000 friends like u really no that many people clearly ur adding random ppl if your are one of those ppl that gets added by randoms please stop incouageing those stero types

callin ya self sexy dose not help when ur hidous ur only mocking ya self

this one is for u little fukas out there that try to act sexy an all grown up enjoy ur youth children learn how to tie ur shoe laces or something ur a potential prditors for child porn

asking people for love.... how desprete can u be thats just admiting ur a loser love comes to those who deserve it clearly if u dont have any ur not loved so go walk infront of a bus

12 year olds who have a shit load of weed pictures... ur not snoop dog ur not liveing in amsterdam so why do it you couldt tell the diffrence between weed and normal grass....get a job or a hobbie

this one is for guys who have pictures of phat cars as there pictures when the car dose not belong to them and for that mater do not have a licence it may impress you but not others to those ppl get off the doll and get a real job

and finally dont kill some one and have a bebo u WILL get cought this is directed to south auckland kids

things that work

Anti emo truck work because no one likes emos
hateing ya self because its fun to mock u aka read my profile
last but not least an honest page if ur not a king dont say u are

hope u learn a thing or two siners please dont b cought doing the above bcoz u will get dissed jack asss