This is fun to do. Just read the 'offence' and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each 'offence' and added up your total fine. When you are done post this as: "My fine is £..."
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.


Smoked pot -- £10

Did acid -- £5

Ever had sex at church -- £25

Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- £40

Had sex with someone on MySpace -- £25

Had sex for money -- £100

Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- £20

Vandalized something -- £20

Had sex on your parents' bed -- £10

Beat up someone -- £20

Been jumped -- £10

Cross dressed -- £10

Given money to stripper -- £25

Been in love with a stripper -- £20

Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- £0.10

Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- £15

Ever drive and drank -- £20

Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- £50

Used toys while having sex -- £30

Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- £20

Went skinny dipping -- £5

Had sex in a pool -- £20

Kissed someone of the same sex -- £10

Had sex with someone of the same sex -- £20

Cheated on your significant other -- £10

Masturbated -- £10

Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- £20

Done oral -- £5

Got oral -- £5

Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- £25

Stole something -- £10

Had sex with someone in jail -- £25

Made a nasty home video -- £15

Had a threesome -- £50

Had sex in the wild -- £20

Been in the same room while someone was having sex --£25

Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- £20

Had sex with someone 10 years older -- £20

Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- £25

Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- £50

Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- £25

Went streaking -- £5

Went streaking in broad daylight -- £15

Been arrested -- £5

Spent time in jail -- £15

Peed in the pool -- £0.50

Played spin the bottle -- £5

Done something you regret -- £20

Had sex with your best friend -- £20

Had sex with someone you work with at work -- £25

Had anal sex -- £80

Lied to your mate -- £5

Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- £25

Tally it up and title it: "My Fine Is..." copy and paste, then repost as a new bulletin

Here's your chance. Post 10 or 11 comments about 10 or 11 seperate people, don't say who they are and don't respond to speculation.

1. I met you one day and well, forget you pretty quickly, but it wasnt until this summer when we spoke again, albeit under negative circumstances, that things went from bone-picking and steam rolled into a full blown friendship. You'll never understand what you mean to me, now.

2. Your the one who changed everything for me really for the first time. Saw something i had never seen before, let alone thought about. You gave me a friendship i will never forget. You are stil the benchmark in all people i meet.

3. Your the one i miss the most and even today i have uncontrollable dreams over you and feel tortured daily guessing if you will be that person i want you to be and that i know you once were. Your just an act now. This isnt who you are, it cannot be; i just hope you figure that out before its too late. I will always be around, should you ever want me.
No one could ever love you, like i do. No one. But you wont ever know it, unless you ask.

4. We had our own language and id talk to you on the phone till 4am most nights then rise at 10 and be out the door with you and the others till 10 that night. I was so fond of what we had, but now your so consumed with your own affairs...ive not laid eyes on you since July.

5. You were the one who was there when person number 2 had deserted me.
I do remember shiting all over you at times, but you would insist on being there for me anyway. We found out alot about one another, maybe i found out more than you. I do miss you even if your
everything i dont want to be.

6. I adored you more than you could ever believe. You were my friend. MY FRIEND. Even now i still treasure what we had, even if it was rather short lived, i will always remember it for what it was, and not what it ended up to be. An utter sham.

7. You are the person i subtly love. Your like the sister i never had - But so much more than that.

8. Your a part of equation number 2. Your the only one i could ever forgive for destroying something so important to me and still be friends with you without an ounce of hatred. I still dont know the motive behind your actions i can only use my thoughts to determine that.

9. I look back at our time in school extremely fondly, to the point of extreme reminiscence filled with utter sadness. You were part of a bigger picture i could never explain to you. You were a friendly face in the crowds i loved being associated with. Meh.

10. Of all people, your the one i thought would have been mature enough to understand the truth. I never did those things behind your back, i never uttered a bad word about you, but who am i to defend myself after all these years? You have your opinion on it, dont u? The bottom line is, id have sold my soul to the devil himself to have you back. Things may have been different for me, and you.

11. What is there to say about you that i havent already expressed about the others? You treated me like shite, yet still i was drawn to you. I guess once your in my heart your there forever, and you are no exception. I miss the older days, surprise surprise! And some of my best were with you expecially over the past few years, i just wish you would quit with the cold shoulder.