Alright So, Nobody Fucking Laugh.
This Is SUCH A Good Idea.

Okay So Right, Okay. Mean.

An Army Party.

Not Like When Everyone Dresses Up Army, Like The Game That I Just Made Up Now Cos Its A Fucking Awesome Idea.

Right So We All Go To A Place I Dont Know, A Beach? Park?
(Although Last Time We Went To The Beach I Spilled All This Chicken...)

Anyway, We Split Into Two Teams, Or "Countries" And The Main Goal Is To Like Defeat The Other Side And You Have To Have All This Pro As Tactics And Shit Like That.

And Like We Can Use Water Guns Or Some Shit And Everyone Can Have Ranks And A Major.
And You Have To Like Sneak Around And Be Extra Quiet. Shhhh.

And We Can Take A Break And Eat A Picnic. Fuck Im Awesome.

Isnt This An Awesome Idea.

Who Would Like To Do This.

Jordan Is Major Of My Army, You Guys Sort The Rest Amongst Yourselves.

.... Man Its Cool.

Accio - Summons an object
Alohomora - Opens lokced objects
Aparecium - Reveals invisible ink
Avada Kadavra - Murders opponent Unforgivable
Avifors - Turns small objects into birds.
Avis - Launches birds from your wand
Crucio - Tortures opponent Unforgivable
Confundus - Used to confuse opponent
Conjunctivitis - Damages opponents eyesight
Deletrius - Counters "Prior Incatato"
Densaugeo - Enlarges Teeth
Diffindo - Splits seams
Dissendium - Opens "One eyed witch" hump
Engorgio - Enlarges and item
Ennervate - Counters Stupefy
Expecto Patronum - Creates a Patronus
Expelliarmus - Disarms your opponent
Ferula - Creates bandages
Fidelius - Hides a secret within someone
Finite Incantatum - Stops any current spells
Flipendo - Knocks an object backwards
Furnunculus - Produces boils on opponent
Homorphus - Lockhart's Werewolf "cure"
Impedimenta - Slows an advancing object
Imperio - Controls a person Unforgivable
Impervius - Makes an object repel water
Incendio - Starts a fire
Locomotor Mortis - Locks opponents legs
Lumos - Creates light at wand tip
Mobiliarbus - Moves objects with wand
Mobilicorpus - Moves unconcious bodies
Morsmorde - Conjures the Dark Mark
Nox - Counter to Lumos
Obliviate - Erases memories
Orchideous - Conjures a bunch of flowers
Petrificus Totalus - Body Bind
Point Me - Wand acts like a compass
Priori Incantatum - Result when brother wands duel
Prior Incantato - Reveals a wands last spell / cast
Quietus - Counter spell for Sonorus
Reducio - Returns items to original size. Counters Engorgio
Reducto - Blasts solid objects aside
Relashio - Releases user from binding
Rictusempra - Tickles opponent
Riddikulus - Use this spell and laugh to defeat a boggart
Scruge - Destroys ectoplasm (remains of ghosts)
Serpensortia - Produces Snake
Sonorus - Amplifies voice
Stupefy - Knocks out opponent
Tarantallegra - Forces opponent to dance
Waddiwasi - Unsticks an object
Wingardium Leviosa - Makes on object fly

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Man Were Created By Dirt
Woman Were Created By Mans Rib.
The Reason That Theres Evil In The World Is That A Talking Snake Convinced A Naked Woman To Eat A Fruit From A Magic Tree.
Two Members From Every Species Of Animal Fit Onto A Wooden Boat Made By A Drunken Old Man And Had Enough Food And Water For 40 Days, Somehow The Carnivores Did Not Eat The Other Animals.
The Reason There Are Different Cultures And Relgions In The World Is Because Man Tried To Build A Giant Tower And God Was Scared It Was Getting Too Close To Heaven So He Split All The People Off And Made Them Different Races And Speak Different Languages So They Could Not Conspire Against Him.
A Man Who Was His Own Father Was Nailed To Some Sticks To Save Us From The Rehlm Of Eternal Tourture That He Created To Punish Those Who Dont Beleive That Hes Such A Swell Guy For Nailing Himself To Some Sticks In The First Place.
The Pope Says That Condoms Are A Big Part Of The AIDS Problem In Africa.
Some People Say "You Think All Christians Are Stupid?"
Well A Christian Is Someone Who Beleives Life BEGINS When You Die.
A Christian Is Someone Who Beleives In A Fairytale Over Science
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When A Christian Is Exposed To A Lie And A Truth, They Always Choose The Lie.
Is There Is A Better Word For That Than Stupid, Ive Never Heard It.