Ok buddies, leave me a memory you have of us, preferably something i might have forgotten or anything that stands out in your mind!

okey dokey?
xa

"I didnt know you could peel oranges!".............. Kirstie

"You cannot come out of the closet and then go back in! It doesnt work like that! Its not a swinging door!"............. me

"It would be best if there were 3 of us in a class cuz then thered be 2 and 2 together. If there was 4 of us one person would be left out. oh, wait....."................Sinead

"There are different kinds of oranges; regular oranges, satsumas, necterins and....em.... orangatangs!!"............... Ailish

"But if there isnt a voice-over, then how can deaf people use the computer?"...............me

(holding an electric razor)"This wont cut my hair!....Oh crap."............... Martin

(staring at a redhead) "Theres too much GINGER in that GINGER cake. I feel sick from all that GINGER."................Tom

"I hate jew......cakes?"...............Tom

"Why do they have bridges in the first place? oh! to get ACROSS the river!"................ Kirstie

"Was the queen mother the first queen Elizabeth that did all the plantations and stuff?"........me
"Anne, Queen Elizabeth and the plantations was around 500 years ago and the queen mother only died a couple of years ago."...........efa
"So? was that not her then?"............me

"Chewing is called masticating. Lets masticate!".............me
"yeah, lets masticate!"...........Kirstie
"haha! were masterbating! wait... i mean masticate!!! masticate!!"..........Nikki

"Bed beside you?"..........kirstie
"WITH YOU!".............me

(on the 45) "I hate bray."........Tom
"Tom, look what bus were on.".......me
"ITS A LOVELY PLACE TO LIVE."..........Tom

"I sailed the 7 seas."...........Dave
"No you didnt."..........Kat
"Yes I did. Twice."..............Dave

(talking about boy racers hitting pedestrians) "The memory may fade but the stain on your trousers where you crapped yourself will live on."...............me

"MOIST GEANSAÍ! MOIST GEANSAÍ! MOIST NIKKI!........ i mean geansaí....."................ Nikki

(while watching the eurovision) "LOOK! Theyre writhing on the floor! like foetuses!"............ Tom

"Billy spoon is not my spooner, hes just a spoon that says that i am the spoon, but the spoon is not my spoon!" ................ me, Tom and Efa

"Emer the elephant packed her trunk and said goodbye to the circus! off she went with a humpity-hump, HUMP HUMP HUMP *thrust*"............... me and Kirstie

"I didnt know a piece of string could change your nationality."............me

"Im gonna name my child Buttrape. Buttrape Doran."............Tom

"Viewfinders? Foo Fighters? Viewfinder, Foo Fighters! They sound the same!"........... me

"I hate it when you forget to do homework and you have to do it in bed."........Kirstie
"yeah, but i do some of my best work in bed. wait, not in that way!"........me

(looking at a sign in a pub that says people cant bring glasses outside) "that is terrible! it descriminates against people who wear glasses! they cant go outside! im offended!"..........Kirstie

"Today is World poverty Day!"........someone
"So? What are we supposed to do?".....ailish

"Do you take it up the bum?"...........Nikki
"Take what up the bum?".........Aisling

"Robs wrong, I dont think we look like tarts."............Kirstie
"Yeah, its not like were filled with jam!"............me
"Anne, think about it..."........Kirstie
(about 500 years later) "OH! tarts as in slappers!".........me

(tasting the rice in home ec) "No! Its still hard! We have to wait til it gets soft!"......me

(lying on kirsties bed at about 4.30 am)
"I feel like a crab! No, wait! i feel like a turtle!" ............me
"Why does it matter which one?! you arent like either! would a turtle or a crab be asking me for galaxy truffles at 4.30 in the morning?!!! ...........kirstie

(basement in HMV) "WOW! look at all those calendars!!! ..........oisin
"Oisin, those are vinyl records." ..........me

"He lives in the real Dublin 4" ........me
"Wow! Like Greystone

How many sexists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the stove

and refrigerator.

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What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, she's been told twice already.

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How many men does it take to open a beer?

None. It should be opened by the time she brings it

in.

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If a woman comes out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have

you done wrong?

Made her chain too long.

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Why did the woman cross the road?

What's the bitch doing out of the kitchen in the first place?!

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Why are there no female astronauts on the moon?

'cause it doesn't need cleaning yet.