The Moon

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About Me

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when you are tha moon...
Me, Myself, and I
i've got 99 problems and 4 of them are catering...

I taste of baby sick

Hello, I'm the Moon. I quite like to...I'm lonely in the Moon, not lonely so much but a loner. One who likes to do his own things. I do quite like a bit of company, but I think for the Moon it's good to have your own space. In Space. I got my own space, in Space.


When you are the moon, the best form you can be is a full moon. And then the half moon... he's all right. But the full moon is the famous moon. And then three-quarters, eh, no one gives a shit about him. When does he come, two days in, to the calendar month? He's useless. Full moon. The moon. The main moon.

If you are a Moon, you don't have a mirror, so you have to, if you wanna see your face, got to have a little look in the rivers. I had a look in there, I'm a-flipping beautiful. I'm all a-handsome - the smooth, white Moon! And he's all...I haven't got any eyebrows, but I think that only gives me a bit more of an edge
The Other Half Of Me
Old Gregg

Old Gregg

A fish finger, as big as a garage!!!

Friends
Saturn, Jupiter, Pluto, Mars, Venus, George...Chrissie That is a list of my best friends, in order. Order of preference
Enemies
I do not hang around with ballbags. I am the moon
TV/Films
The Mighty Boosh, Button Moon, Man on the Moon
Music
Pink Floyd - Dark Side of the Moon, Air - Moon Safari, Frank Sinatra - Fly Me to the Moon
Happiest When
no one asks me for dental fees!
N.B. !!
This is a tribute to the moon character from the Mighty Boosh, I am in no way related to the show!

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Mighty Boosh Festival - 99 Problems by The Moon.

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  • Here's a poem, from the Moon.

    Neil Armstrong, walking on my face
    Buzz Aldrin, walking on my face
    And the third one is a space man, walking on my face
    All on the surfaces, and they're looking at all of the stuff that the moon has got...to offer

    4 Comments 1046 days

  • Heey! I did a song! Jupiter, I did a song! You ain't got one! Heey!

    He's so bright and milky white
    Shining down upon the ground
    He's so bright, milky white
    Shining down upon the ground
    Everybody look at the moon
    Everybody seein' the moon
    The moon is white
    He's milky white
    Everybody look at the moon
    Uh!

    4 Comments 1046 days

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  • SpoonandGoats Pets
    SpoonandGoats Pets

    hi moon join

    4 weeks ago
  • Garage Nightclub
    Garage Nightclub

    The Moon Y'uptae next week?

    We know how you Garage punters like to get wet. No, not like that you dirty lot! Why not throw on your swimsuit or speedos and join us for some frolocking in the foam at our foam party on Tuesday 15th September.

    FREE entry before 11:30pm or with a valid Glasgow Caledonian Matric card. £5/£3 after. Drinks from £1. Bring your rubber duck

    If that doesn't quench your party thirst then why not come along on Thursday 17th for our Fancypants night. Throw them over your clothes, on your head, round your neck, or at your ankles for free entry.

    Drinks from £1, Doors from 11pm, free entry before 11:30pm, with fancypants or a valid Strathclyde University Matric card.

    Jump onboard the pirate ship on Saturday 19th September for our spectacular pirate night! There will be cash prizes for the best pirates and Drinks start from £1. Doors open 10:30pm and £3 passes available from Driftwood.

    GET INVOLVED! ;)

    11 weeks ago
  • SpoonandGoats Pets
    luv SpoonandGoats Pets

    Hi moon join please

    11 weeks ago
  • The Unders
    The Unders

    So we figured it\'s time we come clean and give you an update. We have no current plans to run UNDERS soonish (any other nights such as neon etc weren\'t organised by us) If we do plan to organise something, you\\\'ll know about it... trust us

    In the meantime, if you\'re 18 now or over add our The Hive bebo profile. That\'ll get you access to all our 7 nights a week clubs info and deals. Also can get links to The Hive facebook/twitter etc from there... Get it:

    bebo.com/clubhive
    clubhive.co.uk
    twitter.com/clubhive
    Facebook link from our website

    If you want stop receiving these messages, just remove us as a friend. Simples. Adios amigos, it\'\'s been fun.. we may see you again one day, if not in our adult clubs come legal age! D

    PS: scottishunders.co.uk is back online.

    2009-08-16 18:04:11

    14 weeks ago
  • Garage Nightclub
    Garage Nightclub

    o_O Bank Holiday Sunday - 30th Augusto_O

    o_O Make sure your free because the Garage is hosting one of our famous Rave Nightso_O

    o_O Rave or dieo_O

    o_O With Free Glow sticks, cash prizes for the best raver, Drinks promos from £1o_O

    o_O Plus Open till 4am *Subject to license*o_O

    o_O Its a Night not to be missed...o_O

    o_O So start looking out your neon gear The Moono_O

    G X

    16 weeks ago
  • Garage Nightclub
    Garage Nightclub

    o_O Bank Holiday Sunday - 30th Augusto_O

    o_O Make sure your free because the Garage is hosting one of our famous Rave Nightso_O

    o_O Rave or dieo_O

    o_O With Free Glow sticks, cash prizes for the best raver, Drinks promos from £1o_O

    o_O Plus Open till 4am *Subject to license*o_O

    o_O Its a Night not to be missed...o_O

    o_O So start looking out your neon gear The Moono_O

    Plus heading out this sunday mail us your name for guestlist plus 1

    G X

    16 weeks ago
  • Nrg Summer
    Nrg Summer

    NRG - THE ULTIMATE CLUBBING EXPERIENCE

    Summer update! Hope your having a great summer! We have some amazing parties coming out! DONT MISS OUT!!

    GLASGOW

    Wednesday 5th August @ ABC (next to jumpin jaks!)
    BBC SWITCH UNDER 18'S TOUR
    WITH CALVIN HARRIS LIVE!
    RECORDED FOR BBC TELEVISION AND RADIO!

    Wednesday 12th August @ Jumpin Jaks
    ULTIMATE FOAM PARTY AT OUR ORIGINAL HOME!!

    tickets out this week - buy from tickets scotland!

    EDINBURGH @ Subway west end!

    Thursday 6th August - Exam results traffic light party!
    Dress to impress! GREEN - SINGLE, AMBER - UNDECIDED, RED - TAKEN!

    ABERDEEN @ Liquid nightclub

    Friday 24th July - THE ULTIMATE FOAM PARTY!!
    Wednesday 5th August - Exam results beach party!!

    Full info online @ nrgu18s.co.uk

    x<3x

    COMMENTS BY BEBOADVERTISEMENTS@LIVE.CO.UK
    Dont want these comments or our events (which are for ages 13-17 only) remove us as a friend
    petykiqokj

    17 weeks ago
  • Douglas Livingston
    luv Douglas Livingston

    ive been to the moon not earth is better

    23 weeks ago
  • Shagtag Tuesdays
    Shagtag Tuesdays

    COME IN YOUR PANTS !!

    YOU ARE INVITED TO THE PANTS PARTY !!
    *** Tuesday 2nd June - Play Nightclub ***

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    Yes! theres a party in SHAGTAG's pants & you're all invited. Y-fronts, knickers, spedos, boxers, or granny pants.. anything goes! Girls & boys. Prizes for the best on show. Please RSVP to your invitation with some love (or disgust) xxx


    Shagtag Tuesdays at Play Nightclub
    7 Renfield St - Drinks at 1 quid !!

    bebocomments at live.co.uk
    P77885487

    26 weeks ago
  • Shed Events
    Shed Events

    Hey There The Moon

    you are cordially invited to the Shedkandi Sundays Launch Party!

    After the incredible success of the last one and the constant requests for another
    Shedkandi Sundays brings you the Shed Foam Party!
    Sunday 7th june
    Prepare to get Wet!
    Exams are over and its summer so bring your bikini's and shorts.
    DJ's Lisa Mafia and derek Ho spinning ibiza anthems and club classics
    drinks from 1.50
    Entry Only A Fiver :D

    will we see you there??

    xx

    26 weeks ago
  • Santa Claus
    luv Santa Claus

    Niamhh
    L O V E S
    The moon

    (Lovern the skin btw the skin which i made :L ( Y ) )

    Love youuu mr moon

    28 weeks ago
  • CharlieRawwr
    CharlieRawwr

    LOL!!! DID YOU SEE WHAT THEY WROTE ABOUT YOU IN THEIR PROFILE? OH MAN I HOPE ITS NOT TRUE! GO TO JASONSBEBOBLOG.COM TO READ IT amr

    35 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Jonnyy Tenchyy
    luv Jonnyy Tenchyy

    hello im the moon aww i fell sick

    35 weeks ago
  • Hannah Clayton.
    luv Hannah Clayton.

    You just have to love the Moon.

    36 weeks ago
  • Angry Beavers
    Angry Beavers

    Angry Beavers

    36 weeks ago
  • Mr Toast
    Mr Toast

    Hello Moon,
    It's Mr Toast here. Sending you a lovely toaster to use up in space. :)
    Ahh :)
    Love you Loads.
    from Mr Toast.xxxxxxxx

    37 weeks ago