1. Name Please?
Jenny
2. Okay, but what does your best friend call you?
pidge, grubs, nen...those wans.

3. Have you ever kissed someone with braces?
nopes.


4. Who is the fourth received call on your call?
BAZ, she needed advice on fake eyelashes.

5. What colour eyes would you love to have?
green maybs.

6. What is the wallpaper on your phone?
something about techno, mad for it.

7. How many pillows on your bed?
three..more when i can find them

8. Who was the last text message you sent to?
Erin....we're discussing how she's a ho

9. Is there someone you can't stop thinking about?
sure!

10. Last thing you bought.
apart from food in town today.....WODSKIES

11. Do any of your friends annoy you?
ALL OF THEM...ah no. no they don't.

12. Who's the fourth person on your contacts list: some guy called aidan, some wan from kerry i think.


13. When was the last time you cried from laughing so hard?
you say that like it's not a regular occurrence. it happens everyday. it happened at least four times in physics today, i mean i do sit next to daire....also carots' thrusting in town made me laugh pretty hard..

14. what was the last thing you listened to?
PENDULUM. *RAVE*. if you don't know them, listen to them right now!


15. Do you have a crush on somebody?
maybe a bit, i'm not sure


16. Who was the last person that made you laugh?
my mom. she mentioned orgies again. she thinks we are all mad for them!


19. What's the longest you've ever talked on the phone?
three or four hours i spose.


20. Do you think you've gotten better looking since middle school? maybe a little. i'd hope so, i had this DISGUSTING fringe thing going on.


21. Have you seen your best friend cry?
yes

22. Where did you last go out to eat?
properly? not since prague in december. but the long valley is THE new hangout. that happened today/


23. Do you dance in the car?
yes definitely. only losers don't dance in the car xD


24. What do you think of hunting and fishing?
i don't think of hunting or fishing. are you kidding.


25. Do you and your best friend act alike?
sometimes....a bit mad laike.


26. What is a noise that you cannot stand?
hands/fingers/knuckles cracking...can we say yock.


27. Does your mom vacuum early in the morning, when you're sleeping?
of course she does....she knows how much i Love mornings.


28. Are your parents in love? yes.

30. Where did you get your last bruise from? haven't a clue...you know when you wake up woth random, unexplainable bruises after a night you can't remember most of...that!

Cat, I'm a kitty cat
And I dance dance dance
And I dance dance dance(6x)

I'm provocative posing...(2x)

Cat, I'm a kitty cat
And I meow meow meow
And I meow meow meow(2x)

Cat, I'm a kitty cat
And I dance dance dance
And I dance dance dance(2x)

I say sexy things to myself when I'm dancing(2x)

I'm provocative posing...(2x)

Cat, I'm a bitty bat
And I boop boop boop
Bippy beep bop bop

Cat, I'm a kitty cat
And I meow meow meow
And I meow meow meow

Cat, I'm a kitty cat
And I dance dance dance
And I dance dance dance

Cat, I'm a kitty cat
And I meow meow meow
And I meow meow meow

Cat, I'm a kitty cat
And I dance dance dance
And I dance dance dance (more)

"Jenny is very... unique. She has some very peculiar traits, which take most people quite a considerable amount of time to become fully accustomed to. To make this process simpler and quicker, I think that it would be best if Jenny's ideal man was just like her. This would prevent him from being terrified of her.
To qualify as being "just like Jenny" there are a number of requirements.
He must have an inordinate fear of "flappy things" (that is birds, moths et cetera) and a great dislike of lumpy food, to the point that he is known to occasionally eat baby food. Ok, more than occasionally.
He must not like wet grass, swans and leggings. His appreciation of thunder and lightening and the wearing of factor 60 sun lotion would also be helpful. He may either rival or accommodate for her growing shoe collection. Of course, he must get on well with her pet duck, Gary. This is despite the fact that Gary isn’t actually real. Jenny is not aware of this fact.
Of course, similar interests and talents are always helpful in a relationship. Some of Jenny’s talents include memorizing large amounts of information, and ballroom dancing.
I believe that anyone who has the great pleasure of witnessing her dancing will testify to this.
She is also an excellent clothes designer. Some of her best known pieces include her unicorn style headwear, fashioned during science class, and her hooded plastic sheeting ensemble.
Jenny is also a fantastic writer. This talent becomes very apparent in such mundane tasks as the writing of postcards and birthday cards; “Hatty t day to you. Now that you are a grown man you need to make sure you wear your nose cover at all times and be careful not to blind people with your whistling. Anywho, I can’t stay to chat; I have an important baptism coming up tomorrow. The baby has a very big head and might not fit in the fountain”
I’m sure this extract conveys her true flair.
Equally, I am sure that from this speech you have gained great knowledge and insight into both Jenny’s wide range of quirks and what she is looking for in a man."