CONTESTANTS

JAY
Aka The Shepard, with his gay dragon tatoo and ruggish beard you would think that he is pretty hard, but in actual fact he is a little baby. Jay needs his nap time and is not to be spoken to unitl after 12 in the morning if you want to keep your legs. If he is woken before this he becomes a cranky and scary bollox. Jay hates playing the lone role for 90 minutes on a sunday morning but if he continues his baby antics he will be forced to play it all night.
ODDS OF PULLING: 4/1 (its just cos he has a beard)

JORDAN
Aka Flash. Standing in at "fucking massive" and weighing an incredible 3 stoneflash is sure to use his slim figure to his advantage. However if his goal-scoring is anything to go by then he's fucked.
ODDS OF PULLING 10/1

ROSS
Aka Rossi. Quiet but wise. Doesn't talk much but when he does you would be advised to listen. Unfortunatly even though we luv him, girls will find him scary and creepy. Most likely to be in prison with colly because of accusation from girls of stalking.
ODDS OF PULLING 15/1

BRIAN
Aka Bull. This aggressive little trouble maker will go out with pretty big ideas. However knowing his fondness for alcohol this lad has more chance of nicking something then getting something. Will probably cause a fight.
ODDS OF PULLING 6/1

DANIEL
Aka Kiss-to-the-ane. This chap will talk to anything/one concious or otherwise.Will probabaly pack his fringe straightening brush(pity he can't get one for the rest of him). Kissane is soccer mad and like his love life he usually finds himself in and around the box but couldn't score to save his life.
ODDS OF PULLING: 8/1

ANDREW
Aka Flirtle the turtle/Shallow hal. Most likely to be found next to a group of girls flirting his little micky off and then turning them all down because they don't match up to his standards. Because of this factor and the fact that he only looks about 5 salamas chances aren't to good.
ODDS OF PULLING: 7/1

GARY
Aka Gazaldo. This cool customer doesn't talk much but likes to laugh at other people who talk to much. He is quick as lightening but is the laziest bastard I know so its hard to say if he will be arsed trying to pull. If he does though he will hope women find him dark and mysterious and not just sad and creepy.
ODDS OF PULLING 6/1

DAVID
Aka: The Kitten.The youngest of the groupand easily the most immature. Will probably spend more time playing games with 5 year old spanihs kids and would blend in aswell except for the 20 fags he will have in his mouth. ODDS OF PULLING 8/1

MATTHEW
Aka Who?. Matthew is very quiet, very shy doesn't know how to get drunk. His ability to chat up, sorry, talk to girls is almost non-existant(she has to ask me to my face (mumble mumble mumble)). Also not agressive so won't fight for a bird (no head shots).
ODDS OF PULLING 15/1
ODDS OF PULLING HIMSELF 10/1

MARTIN
Aka Om Boy. He will eat and meet anything with no regrets. Has no self respect or standards when it comes to meetin birds and will do it anywhere (aquatic centre). Some of his birds have been compared to grizzly bears and others worse. Will meet most birds good or bad and becomes extra horney (and blind) when on vodka.
ODDS OF PULLING 1/50
ODDS OF PULLIN SUMTHING DECENT 11/1

COLM
Aka Greg/ Jimmy Gooch. Will arrive and leave drunk. Most likely to be arrested within the first two to three days. Will spend approximately 5 of the first ten nights in a prison cell due to drunken related crimes and the last few in a prison cell because he'll just be used to going there in a drunken state.
ODDS OF PULLING 15/1
ODDS OF GETTING BUMBED IN PRISON SHOWERS 2/1

KEVIN
Aka "She's Perfect". A hot-headed freak who beats trees, bus seats, has a tendency to crack his head off windows and treats the dance floor like a football pitch, runs around in circles hitting anything that moves. Does not like rejection but if it happens he just turns around and dances with the next unsuspecting girl (