I have been working, thats right i has a job. Just a shitty one a glamis castle tho but its keeping me out of trouble, one week in tho and already missing going out whenver the phuq i like. Yeh will need to get this aberdeen trip arranged!!

I has been up to more gossip worth things but will provide you which details in person.

How is the grass cutting going? you gonna come do my garden, is a phuqing state youd prob have a heart attack if you saw it

xxxx

CALUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I miss thee,

please remedy this

xxxx

Hey man! Cheers!

I've been good, What about you?
Still playing the drums?

Heard devildrivers new album?

Ah it's always been in the gutter, it's not gonna change anytime soon, especially with multiple doses of loose women in my week.

I am not scary!! I am a delight, you know it's true. Well i'll speak to my people and you speak to your people, (preferably hot, rich, well dressed male types with a passion for the 1940's) and we'll get a fun fun nite in your toon sorted. I expect you to research some hip happenin places, as much as we all love your old man pubs, some of us do love to show off our hip hop moves from time to time. I know this includes you!

xxx

Homers...I watch desperate housewives I know what that really means, shocking!

I am applying for jobs and phds here there and everywhere, but it really is not that fun. I figure some rich man is gonna walk into my life anyday now, and then I can be a lady who lunches (and shops). We were dicussing a nite out in aberdeen, mainly so we can visit our favourite CALUM!!!! in the not so distant future. We figured you would love to be blessed with our presence.

Anyways try not to let the jobness get you down, you are fighting recession hands on, by shagging old housewives! I applaud you for this *clap clap*

Take care
xxx

CALUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how is you?
is grass being good to you, hope you be keeping it under control.
Joblessness is rubbish, im afraid loose women has become an important part of my day.

I'm very sorry =(

Mucho Loveo
xx

Thats good cos how else would we communicate
xx

Calum Bebo needs you!

x

just popping in to say hello
hope all is well
xx

oh dear lord.
i don't remember snafu but i have been given many many embarrasing details.
Im not really sure when i got so drunk but sounds like i was enjoying myself.
christ!
i would just like to say sorry for abusing you. from what i've been told i should be embarrased.
you have a good night? good new year and such like?
x

Do some work !!
xxxx

thank you
haha...i ate cake yesterday when you were doing essays
i got your card today though..thank you

xxx

I had a fab 21st.... i think lol thank god for cameras or wouldn't have remembered any of it
how was ur... was it an interview? the dentist thing anyway?

xxx

hey hows tricks?
u comin out for the annual xmas pish up?
xx
x

I know we're bad but just love living on the edge!!! rebels through and through!!! x

oh dear...did i scare you a wee bit with that. it was kirsty's fault. she makes me do bad things! blame her!

things are good. all recovered from the wekend although it did take a couple of days.

x

Hey

How did your talk go? Mine went as i thought i stumbled and stuttered my way through hoping that no one would no i was prefusly sweating or avoiding the fact that i dont have a clue what im doing for my dissertation ... lets just say im glad its not graded

xxx

yo yo yo yo yo

after intense negotiations to get worldwide back on the ASR
we is agreed to come back!

on the air, friday 24th october 7-8!! prime time!

www.abdn.ac.uk/asr

chuck it in yo diareee man!

Alright mate, how you doing?

You back down the road yet? When do you start back?

Everyone up here is going out for freshers week, I MISS IT SO MUCH!!

Hullo! Things are not too bad thanks, how about yourself? Summer's been... boring and strange in equal measure. I was also in t'Phoenix t'other day, it's like a calming oasis in a desert of tumultuous change...