Pick da month u wer born on

Jan-------I fell in love with
Feb-------I ate a
March-----I smacked
April-----I sang to
May-------I gave my number to
June------I killed
July------I shot
August----I typed on
Sep-------I choked on
Oct-------I sat on
Nov-------I stood on
Dec-------I stabbed

Pick da day(number) ur bday falls(is on)!

1-------a homeless guy
2-------a kebab
3-------a banana
4-------a sandwich
5-------a Mexican
6-------a stuffed animal
7-------a hooker
8-------a lamp
9-------my best friend
10-------a goat
11-------a football player
12-------a ninja
13-------the computer
14-------my dog
15-------my neighbor
16-------myself
17-------a soda
18-------a llama
19-------a baby
20------ a gangster
21-------a permanent marker
22-------my teacher
23-------a chair
24-------my psychiatrist
25-------a male lapdancer
26-------my brother
27-------my sister
28-------a baseball bat
29-------a DVD player
30-------a paperclip
31-------my cell phone

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing right now

White------Because I was high.
Black-------Because i was bored
Pink--------Because im sexy and i do wat i want.
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because i was drunk.
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------Because I'm naked.
Gray--------Because I'm mentally disturbed.
Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 Euro
Shirtless---Because i was horny
Orange----Because I hate my family.
Brown-----Because i was hungry.
Other-----Because im tired

I _______ Charlene
Charlene is ________
Charlene thinks a lot about _______.
When I think of Charlene, I think of ________.
I want Charlene to ________ me.
If I were alone in a room with Charlene I would _______.
I think Charlene should _____.
Charlene needs ______.
I want to ____________ Charlene.
If I could describe Charlene in a word: _______.
Charlene will never ______ .
Charlene can ______ my _______.
I hope Charlene never _____.
I _____ Charlene because _______.

New!!!!!
a hundred euro thousand bet

Double Twice

Pirates of Canada

Skanger Banger

Sausages come from cows ya sure all pork comes from cows!!

Get the tick out of my hair

Maura ''id be a traveller''

Maura 'create my college What!' Char ' Thats Collage maura'

q:what 50c album called? maura:the chocolate shop

yer man in corrie has gonnorrhia i mean glocomba

So thats the da vinci code? Apple

Bouncer: Id Please
Maura: U fukn no i was in here last night look I have my boots card

Do u want fries wit dat

Stay out of my bastard way forever

" is next sunday good friday??"