check it out lads and ladies, this is my the 78 massif, official premier league "craic chart" the points system is indeterminate, so just be a good boy/girl and u can earn points in no time...but....whatever u do, don't displease me, the "craicmiester". let the games begin.


Aisling: + 2 points for buying the frech teapot(love it, and where would we be without it, tealess! oh god no!)
+ 3 points for dominic the donkey, eeeeaw eeeeaw, he is possibly better than clifford, expcept we don't have a toy dominic!
+1 point for stayin in the house rent free , such a feat has to be applauded
- 2 points for not being there last thursday, shame on u wee brown, shame on u!
- 1 point for gointhru rehab and then relapsing, dont blame it on anyone else aisling, u gave into temptation
Total = +3 craic points

Carmel: +3 points for all the sayings (i'm glad)
+ 2 points for lettin people stay in her bed
+2 points for havin to put up with other people satyin in her bed (she knows what i mean, what a trooper)
+5 points for being a legend the other night, i'd av decked her (yeah right, im a wuss)
+ 1 point for being edels roomy
-2 points for takin the piss outa me when a said she was a voice abuser
-2 point for skivin off home for a large potion of every week for a while
there
-1 point for being so fuckin loud
Total = +8craic points

Edel: +10 points for just being her, what can i say, she's a legend and the house would clearly not be the same without her!
Total = + 100 (points for good behaviour, and as compo for the broken foot)

Elaine: + 2 points for the saying "clearly" and the waving hands above the head, gesture that comes with it
+ 3 points for the best craic edel ever had with a door and a hoover bag!here elaine,i don't think ur mobiles gonna fit under!
+ 1 point for bein a complete bombscare and shoutin anti-sectarian slurrs at everyone
- 3 points for being the loudest person ever to walk around a house and throwin an angelica
-1 point for tryin to eat the face off me one night, u know who u are elaine keenan, and if u ever lick my tongue again i'll come after u with a knife!
Total = + 3 craic points

Grainne: + 2 points for the use of the laptop all year, clearly everyone loves bebo and we wudnt be where we are now without u
+2 points for the hilarious fights u and elaine frequently get into, someones gonna get hurt one day, but what the hell
+1 point for totally kickin keenans ass in that fight u had last week
+1 point for gettin john to pick me up from the hopsital when a had the "fat foot"
-1 point for never doin ur run to the shop, u gimp
-2 points for the constant wedgy-fyin u did on the house
Total = +3 craic points


Lee: + 2 pionts for fully integrating into the 78 massif
+2 points for the messages u sent at the end of term
+1 point for helping adoptin "here's ur beer", wooooo, fuck yeah
-5 points for laughing at me when pauric broke me, i'll get u back for that
-2 points for not bein at the party, clearly ur gay. dont care if u were there at 4 am, its not good enough!
-6 points for the part u played in "foot-gate"
Total = -8 (sorry, it's ur own fault, but u can come back from it)

Pauric: +2 points for fully integrating into the 78 massif
+2 points for ur gay wee laugh that ur ashamed of
+1 point for philemina the dancin russian, brilliant, even though u cant jive
-100 points for ur central roll in "foot-gate" and other notoriuos incidents
-4 points for stealing everythin includin the toilet roll (people who are reading this, it's true, he actually stole 12, u still owe us 9)
Total = -99 craic points (i really cant see u redeemin urself, but u can always try p-man)

Siobhan: + 2 points for bein the only one who ever did any work in 78
+3 points for the hilarious " fallin asleep on the floor incident". i know i wasnt there directly, but i still laughed my ass off at it
+1 for the fabuluous accent, dont u know ur home town is scotland?
-2 points for comin home early on th

no comment. the old one was just beginnin to get...well..old