Podge and Rodge

Who would be the last person you would invite to your birthday party?

Podge: Ryan Tubridy - him with his stupid awkward eyes. He reminds me of the undead.

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Who would be the first person you would invite to your birthday party?

Rodge: Anne Doyle in her birthday suit.
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Favourite saying?

Podge: Never shove a banger up your arse.

Rodge: Hold me tea, I'm going for a Barry White.
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Favourite Book?

Podge : I keep a big pile of Marian Keyes by the jacks. We're forever running out of bog roll, I'd say you could read a whole chapter off me arse now!

Rodge: The pages are stuck together on all me books ==================================
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Favourite film?

Rodge : Weapons of ass destruction.

Podge: Fill Bill Vol 1
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Favourite musician?

Rodge : That fella who used to sing that famous Xmas song - Grace Jones

Podge: Michael Barrymore
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Most embarrassing moment of your life?

Podge: Everyday of me life I'm embarrassed. If he's not licking toilet seats, he's pressing his meat against the OAP club's window.

Rodge: Being caught by Father Flange in his back passage.
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TV Programme?

Podge: When Nuns go bad
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Favourite TV personality?

Rodge: That fat bird who used to be on 'Youv'e b een framed'. I used to send in videos of me slipping on me own ****e, it was also shown on 'Youv'e been shamed' on channel; 69.
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Favourite item of clothing?

Rodge: Linda Martins kaks.
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Most desirable date?

Rodge: Theres a girl down the fishmongers who I've a thing for. The smell of her red snapper gives me a raging horn!
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Favourite method of relaxation?

Rodge: A good auld yank.
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Biggest thrill?

Podge: Finding a load of ladies bikes unattended, I could have sniffed those saddles for hours.
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Biggest disappointment?

Rodge: Finally getting to 3rd base with me girlfriend Sadie, it was like throwing a sausage up O'Connell St.

Podge : Hearing about ryan tubridy getting a chat show.
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Your concept of hell?

Rodge: Louis Walsh
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Period of history you'd most liked to have lived in?

Rodge: Whatever that period was when everyone just stuck their meat in anything that moved.
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If you weren't a human being which animal would you have chosen to be?

Podge: Sonia O'Sullivan
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Favorite term of abuse?

Podge: Feck you, ya knob dangling hoaring smeltmonger.

Podge: Shut it you with your disproportionate head.

Podge: Ya stained rag of satans juice.
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Humanity's most useful invention?

Podge : The hand whisk - nothing like it for shifting those hard to reach turds under the rim.

Rodge: Butt plugs
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Humanity's most useless invention?

Podge : Ryan tubridys head.

Rodge: Cheese strings, I wore one for a week and it gave me a fierce infection.

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