What a skeletal wreck of a man this is
Translucent flesh and feeble bones
The kind of temple where the whores and villians try to tempt the holistic tones
Running rampant with free thought to free form the free and clear
And the matters at hand are shelled out like lint at a laundromat to sift and focus on the bigger, better, NOW
We all have a little sin that needs venting, virtues for the rending and laws and systems and stems ripped from the branches of office do you know what your post entails?
Do you serve a purpose or purposely serve?
Wind down inside your adivistic allure, the value of a summer spent and a winter earned
For the rest of us there is always sunday
The day of the week that reeks of rest but all we do is catch our breath so we can wade naked into the bloody pool and place our hand on the big black book
To watch the knives zigzag between our aching fingers
A vacation is a countdown
T minus your life and counting

Time to drag your tongue across the sugar cube and hope you get a taste
WHAT THE FUCK IS ALL THIS FOR? (*background*WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?) SHUT UP!
I could go on and on but let's move on shall we?
Say, you're me and I'm you and they all watch the things we do and like a smack of spite they threw me down the stairs haven't felt like this in years the great magnet of malicious magnanimous refuse
Let me go and plunge me into the dead spot again
That's where you go when theres no one else around it's just you and there was never anyone to begin with now was there?
Sanctimonious pretentious dastardly bastards with their thumb on the pulse and a finger on the trigger
CLASSIFIED MY ASS THAT'S A FUCKING SECRET AND YOU KNOW IT!
Government is another way to say better, than, you!
It's like ice but no pick a murder charge that won't stick its like a whole other world where you can smell the food
But you can't touch the silverware
*laughs* What luck!

Facism you can vote for
*snorts* Isn't that sweet
And were all gonna die someday 'cause that's the american way and I've drunk too much and said too little when you're gaffer taped in the middle say a prayer save face get yourself together and (*sung in the background* SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING!) SHUT UP! (*background* FUCK YOU!) FUCK YOU!
I'm sorry I could go on and on but its time to move on so
Remember, your a wreck an accident
Forget the freak your just nature
Keep the gun oiled and the temple clean
Shit, snort and blaspheme let the heads cool and the engine run because in the end everything we do, is just everything we've done.

Only in Ireland... Can a pizza get to your house faster than
an ambulance

Only in Ireland... Do banks leave both doors open and chain
the pens to the counters.

142 Irish were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from
new shirts.

58 Irish are injured each year by using sharp knives instead
of screwdrivers.

13 Irish have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas
tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.

Irish Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after
cracker pulling accidents

101 people since 1999 have had to have broken parts of
plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet.

18 Irish had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper
with a lit cigarette in their mouth.

A massive 543 Irish were admitted to A&E in the last two
years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.

5 Irish were injured last year in accidents involving out of
Control Scalextric cars.

AND finally......... In 2000, 8 Irish cracked their skull
whilst throwing up into the toilet!

But Im Still PROUD 2 B IRISH!!!

MY TOASTER!!!=AISLING!!!
My biatch =YOUR MOTHERS!!!!!AL OF YOUR MOTHERS!!!!
My Wife=....wish I knew
My ma=Michael of wilde
My Da =Johnny:The Clarke Legend
My Big brother =Darden Daly!!!!
My Little brother=Shane
My Big sister =ANDY!!!!!
My little sister =Batman
My Daughter =BOB!!!!!!!
My Sexy EX = Stephanie C(Sexy is right!!!)
My Sexy best friend = HAISLING!!!!!!
My Other best friend = PADDO!!!!
My Bit on the side =Dave the Harfo Lad!
My Niece =Eamonn
My Nephew =Anna
My sex Slave = All of your mothers!!!!!!!!
My Shoppoholic friend =Kate
My Sexy Chatterbox byatch =Kelly
My Hot admirer =Aine!!!
My fuck buddy =There isn't enough space for the list I was hoping to put here Sorry
My Gay Friend=Johnny
My special one =Gary!!!
The alco buddies=sorry rickardo but its gotta be the prime boys jinowadymsayin!!!!
The Person That Makes Me Smile =That's gotta be all of the Snat Snat crowd GO ON THE LADS!
My Horny Friend =BEHAN!!!!! and Kate of course
My Crazy Buddy=Paddo
My Favorite neighbor=Kate(well she's only alrigh!! )
My love =.....Wish I knew
My inspiration=EVA!!!!!!apparently.
My sex god=Jamie Boylan
My Stalker=God
My sxc Fairy god mother =Sexy Aimee
My sex slave =Pam.....
My mad friend=Alan BGA Harrison!!!
My sham =Banana Stewy
My creep =Karen