Patrick Barr

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Don't die tired! Unless you want to, then by all means run!
Music
Anything Rock
Films
Matrix, Die Hard1, 2, 3 , Black Hawk Down, X2, Pulp Fiction (guns and explosions)
Sports
Sometimes golf
Scared Of
Not having any money!
Happiest When
Pay day and spending huge amounts of money on impulse buys. like xbox 360.
T.V
24, Southpark, Family Guy , Over There, King Of Queens, Top Gear, anything scifi and of course the Simpsons, especially the old ones the new ones are shokingly bad.
Computer Games
Halo, Halo 2, Battlefield 2, Medal of Honour Series and Grand Theft Auto Vice City.

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    • Cow Economics

      Subject: cow economics
      SOCIALISM:
      You have 2 cows
      and you give one to your neighbour.

      COMMUNISM:
      You have 2 cows
      the Government takes both and gives you some milk.

      FASCISM:
      You have 2 cows
      the Government takes both and sells you some milk.

      NAZISM:
      You have 2 cows.
      The Government takes both and shoots you.

      BUREAUCRATISM:
      You have 2 cows
      the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk
      away...

      TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM:
      You have two cows.
      You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
      You sell them and retire on the income.

      AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:
      You have two cows.
      You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later,
      you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.

      A FRENCH CORPORATION: (i love this one)
      You have two cows.
      You go on strike because you want three cows.

      A JAPANESE CORPORATION:
      You have two cows.
      You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and
      produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image
      called Cowkimon and market them World-Wide.

      A GERMAN CORPORATION:
      You have two cows.
      You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk
      themselves.

      AN ITALIAN CORPORATION:
      You have two cows
      But you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.

      A RUSSIAN CORPORATION:
      You have two cows.
      You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn
      you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop
      counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

      A SWISS CORPORATION:
      You have 5000 cows
      None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.

      A CHINESE CORPORATION:
      You have two cows.
      You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine
      productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.

      AN INDIAN CORPORATION:
      You have two cows.
      You worship them.

      A BRITISH CORPORATION:
      You have two cows.
      Both are mad.

      AN IRISH FARMER:
      You have two cows.
      You claim government subsidies for eight cows

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    • Fergal Monster
      Fergal Monster

      hey man


      how goes


      what you up to these days


      any news


      hace 67 semanas
    • Iron Mike Hennessy
      Iron Mike Hennessy

      hehe, dunno how the jobs going yet, excavation doesn't start till the 18th, but I can let ya know next week :P . Sounds like ye've got a fairly class couple of weeks planned anyway to round out the summer! remember, if you come out of las vegas with any money, you did it wrong!

      hace 67 semanas
    • Willie
      Willie

      summer here sucks i wish i was back in america. still hot! bored off my skull. work aint really giving me any proper hours.

      well we have a few in mind, theres one on barracks street, another on finbarr streets. the last on highfield avenue. they are well nice. only bout 80 odd euros. so i aint too badly off. going down with paddy corr and eoghan to have a look at them soon enough.

      meaning to ask,have you been ask politely by a nice big bouncer to leave. then do a "frank" saying i know the way

      hace 67 semanas
    • Eoin Lynch
      Eoin Lynch

      Decent work and bad weather so far. Got money back from the hilton finally. How are America reacting to the Russia/Georgia conflict? Also the Dark knight was awesome: best film all year.

      hace 67 semanas
    • Iron Mike Hennessy
      Iron Mike Hennessy

      Hey Paddy, how's boston treating ya? How much longer you over there for? Sorry I didn't reply to your message earlier, but the internets fairly dodgy 'round here. Anyway, Summers alright, finally got a job today, in archaeology, so that's awesome.

      hace 68 semanas
    • Eoin Lynch
      Eoin Lynch

      Hey sorry about the delay replying back. Got a job starting at 6 every morning until 2 in the bacon factory. Only job going. Flight back was grand. Passed the driving test as well. Also claimed on the insurance.
      The weather is crap: rain and warm at the same time. As for Irweland same old: recession and same old issues. Have to catch up on Doctor Who this weekend only four left to go. Any news your side?

      hace 72 semanas
    • Willie
      Willie

      decided to skip it after all. ended up spending most of my money on a present for my little brother. trust if had another 50 euros i would have been there. yeah bumped into eoin at the bus station and he was like yeah i knew you wouldnt. sure i had to say shut up to him

      p.s. you have an ipod dont ya. have you ever used a programme called handbrake. if you have would you send me the link to where you got it, cos it is been a bitch to me saying i cant use it cos i havent got the latest crap, or something along that lines

      hace 72 semanas
    • Jason Kelleher
      Jason Kelleher

      Hey Paddy, how's Boston? Hope things are well. Try not to kill Willie while he's over there.

      hace 75 semanas
    • Fergal Monster
      Fergal Monster

      hey man

      hows it going

      hace 83 semanas
    • Emma O' Connell
      Emma O' Connell

      YO PA!!:D

      ahhhhhhhh can ya come THIS wed???:) :D

      'CORK'S GOT TALENT!!':) :) :) :) :)

      fundraiser in le chéile(near the gate cinema) music with lad on bagpipes, human auction 'THE talent' for dates nd spotprizes! !!! party games ! yeeyyy drinks r only €2.99 for EVERY DRINK bar a bottle of bulmers for sum reason it's soo precious! :L it'll be the cheapest night out eva! ;) :) :D :P :D

      ASK EVERYONE YA CAN twill be celebratin me and lisa's 21st 2 ! :D

      tis on from half 9 ta 12!! THEN CONCESSIONS TA RAFTERS!!

      tis the last night out of college!!!!
      cheers:D :) :) :D
      lol emzz!:D

      hace 88 semanas
    • Emma O' Connell
      Emma O' Connell

      YO PA!:D

      ahhhhhhhh can ya come THIS wed???:) :D

      'CORK'S GOT TALENT!!':) :) :) :) :)

      fundraiser in le chéile(near the gate cinema) music with lad on bagpipes, human auction 'THE talent' for dates nd spotprizes! !!! party games ! yeeyyy drinks r only €2.99 for EVERY DRINK bar a bottle of bulmers for sum reason it's soo precious! it'll be the cheapest night out eva! ;) :) :D :P :D

      ASK EVERYONE YA CAN twill be celebratin me and lisa's 21st 2 ! :D

      tis on from half 9 ta 12!! THEN CONCESSIONS TA RAFTERS!!

      tis the last night out of college!!!!

      lol emzz!:D

      hace 88 semanas
    • Margaret Donnellan
      Margaret Donnellan

      Hey Paddy!

      Albany is great-- no fear of me studying too hard for these exams, anyway, that's for sure! God, they're such a joke, aren't they? Stupid things.

      We start work tomorrow! Hopefully nothing to strenuous/responsible for now, I don't think I could cope with anything above tea-making... I'm actually dreading coffee runs though, because they sell about two thousand different types of coffee over here, so I'll undoubtedly become completely confused between the office and the canteen...

      How are things at home? Looking forward to Massachussets?

      Happy birthday, by the way! =)

      hace 89 semanas
    • Paul Geaney
      Paul Geaney

      how's the head after thurs? ha aha ha! pillock :L .

      hace 89 semanas
    • Andrea Merrigan
      Andrea Merrigan

      Hey Paddy, thanks, happy birthday by the way, hope ya went mad!! Although the mere sight of alcohol today would send me into a coma, we went out last night, just to a houseparty but eventually we went to the pub, where they don't measure alcohol they just pour it straight in!! Oh God, thank Christ I don't have work today is all I'll say!

      hace 89 semanas
    • Ucc Skydive
      Ucc Skydive

      hey !!

      join UCC skydive !!

      major craic will be had !!

      MONDAY NYT:
      desperate housewives quiz night! 8.30pm!

      old bar!!!!!!

      HOW WELL DO YOU NO WISTERIA LANE????

      CUM ALONG!! :)

      hace 94 semanas
    • Eoin Lynch
      luv Eoin Lynch

      Paddy check out 24 season 7 trailer. http://youtube.com/watch?v=G0KtyHCuA... if you can get it and get back to me on it

      hace 103 semanas
    • Eoin Lynch
      Eoin Lynch

      I gave in to peer pressure. Dont judge me. It will be improved soon,

      hace 103 semanas
    • Iron Mike Hennessy
      Iron Mike Hennessy

      dude, you got those pictures from th stones, now I think about it?

      hace 109 semanas
    • Susan Leahy
      Susan Leahy

      ah we should have another water fight all rite!!what did ye think of the house?im not boasting now or netin!

      hace 110 semanas