Sean McGarrell
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männlich, 24,
49
- aus Dunboyne
- Profilaufrufe: 11.080
- Mitglied seit: February 2006
- Zuletzt aktiv: 50 Wochen her
- www.bebo.com/dunbainne
- Ich über mich
- Fuck it, bostons over, college is over!! anyone got a job......
if u want to join me as a friend u already know who i am!!!!
Ul Sayings:
"ye CUNT" "Die in a fire" "era..." "tea" "bert" "do u like stuff, u do" "not doin it" "hairy growler" "axe wound" "shotgun" "i would yea" "yea yea yea yea" "howiyadoin howiyadoin howiyadoin" "gay is the new straight" "girls are for gays" "change the fuckin channel ye cunt" "not one of the boys" "i'm shook" "never again" "makin plans (wit a girl - dick)" "its a good thing i don't like women" "wats the jiggy jiggy" "give yourself a lash" "ahhhhhhhh not a bother" "ur mother" "shes cookin (fartin)" "fucken hetros" "if u give me a horn i'll stick it in u" "ye dirty fucking animal"
- Meine bessere Hälfte
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hope he dies in a fire!!
- Music
- anythin and evertyhin as long as its not rap or dance. ipod has its gay songs but as i keep sayin i got all them from kearns!!! otherwise i don't mind, tastes range from snow patrol, bell x1, razorlight, that new duke special song down to a bit of gareth brooks!!!
- Films
- The usual stuff, braveheart, gladiator, anchorman, forty year old virgin, usual suspects and not forgettin the best till last - ROCKY!!! basically everythin, am very big into my films!! armagedon on last nite, emotional to say the least!! have never been been notebooked yet am proud to say!!!
- Sports
- play football but enjoy just abot every other sport (even the egg chaseing despite them losin in croker)!!!!! became a cricket fanatic recently cause it was on durin the exams, my god its borin shit but beats studyin!!
- Scared Of
- That fucken mouse that ran out from under me in third yeaR, scared the bejesus of out me!! had my revenge on mr jinkles in the end tho!! ritchie when i thrash his room! kearns since hes takin up this abusin phase!! wedger when he has somethin on me to slag me about(stirring bastard!!)having to stop drinkin for more then a week due to football!! havin to finish college
- Happiest When
- i have somethin up on wedger(never gonna happen)!! slaggin cat and boopy ablout the liverpool!! Drinking!!! When I HANDED IN THAT FUCKEN HORRIBLE THING CALLED THE FYP!!!
- Dislikes
- Being called a dub!!! Bad manners, especially people who don't say hello, like its not that hard to be friendly!!!! martha in home and away - bitch!!! losing at anythin!!
- College memories
- the smelly fucken market!! living in kilmurry - 54 rocked!! lodge nites!! tat fucken mouse!! meetin the best housemates and the soundest friends, with a big mention to big bad weldo!!!!
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having a shower
So true!!! 13 days ago
How to Shower Like a Woman
Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket
according to lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
If you see boyfriend along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more
sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
Get in the shower.
Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice
stone.
Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.
Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
Rinse conditioner off hair.
Shave armpits and legs.
Turn off shower.
Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
Spray mould spots with Tile cleaner.
Get out of shower.
Dry with towel the size of a small country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
If you see boyfriend along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
How To Shower Like a Man
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a
pile.
Walk naked to the bathroom.
If you see girlfriend along the way, shake willy at her making the 'woo-woo'
sound.
Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
Admire the size of your willy and scratch your bum.
Get in the shower.
Wash your face.
Wash your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
Wash your bum, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on the soap.
Wash your hair.
Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
Have a wee.
Rinse off and get out of shower.
Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of
bath the whole time.
Admire willy size in mirror again.
Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
If you pass girlfriend, pull off towel, shake Willy at her and make the
'woo-woo' sound again.
Throw wet towel on bed.
I KNOW YOU'RE LAUGHING BECAUSE ITS TRUE
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schließen Kommentare
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Tomas Walsh29 Wochen herim too lazy to send invites so im sending these instead going away party 30th of may upstairs in kellys 8 pm bring who ever you want let me know if u can make it
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Antoinette Barry38 Wochen herHey Sean!how are u keeping?loooooooooooong time no chat!im in UL for a year,dont think post grad here is as much fun as undergrad!!
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Kinkykirst39 Wochen herwhy are u even still a member,u obviously are never on this thing!!!
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Emma Ryan47 Wochen herwell hows things? what u at? u must come down and visit me in kk!! x
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Ruthiee Allen58 Wochen herwell hows that poor auld goldfish....
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Mairead Synan
SEANIE!!FOR SOME REASON I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONE FROM BEBO!!GLAD TO SEE YOU ARE STILL KNOCKIN ABOUT!!SO HOWS LIFE AND ALL WITH YOU??IM JUST CAUSING MISCHIEF AND MAYHEM OVER HERE FAR CHANGE FROM THE ANGEL I WAS AT HOME
im too lazy to rewrite that in small capos so it stays!!
Give Sean McGarrell your luv for today.
"Luv me do.. you?"
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Tomas Walsh63 Wochen her
were did u run off to tonight its a tuff circuit isnt it
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Emma Ryan66 Wochen her
heya! u texted me te other day... i need to get credit. i buzz u tomo i think! hows u? workin?x
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Barry Moran70 Wochen herCoopers the home of legends
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Kinkykirst79 Wochen her
when are u goin again??uv to get me sometin!
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Jenny Ward
hey seanus, havent talkd to u in yonks, all doh i do vaguely rmember maybe saying a few words to u at the girls 21st. i lost my fne so i have no numbers!so text me it on.. also i heard u are excelling in the work place..very impressive. also heard u did ur ankle in ...again!! i think wen u did it the first time i told u to get working on your wobble board exercises ....wats da plans for the summer? im goin away for like 4-5 months in august so u better make more of an effort to meet up or something b4 i go away...well hope all is well...doing shitty exams at the mo..booooooooooooooo.talk to u soon friend
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Sinead Forde83 Wochen herhey seanie,
how are things? havent talked to you in ages.
havent seen you since boston actually !
how are you enjoying the bad bad world of being a professional ?
give me limerick any day!
we should organise i night out up here for everyone, could be good craic -
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Emma Ryan84 Wochen her
surviving.. just!!! missing the girls and the craic of college! homein like 9 weeks thou.. ugh! applied for a Ph.D in dublin so we shall see how it all plays out! i think heading to limerick for night out on the 11th i think cos get back the 8th! up for it? u living at home neighbour? x
there a pic of you and me there and ive got your photo-eye. wierd. it rubbed off on me
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