I LOVE THE MOON

He's so bright and mikly white
Shining down upon the ground
He's so bright, milky white
Shining down upon the ground

Everybody look at the moon
Everybody seeing the moon
The moon is bright, he's milky white
Everybody look at the moon

Hey! I did a song. Jupiter, I did a song. You ain't got one. Yeeah! Oh, I feel sick.

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When you are the moon, there is a person people say is the sun. I saw the sun once, and he came past me, really fast. And it was an, it was called, the, an eclipse. And he came fast! But as he came past, I, I licked his back.
[sticks out tongue]
The Moon: And he doesn't know I licked his back! All in his yellow suit!... I'm the moon.

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When you are the moon, the best form you can be is a full moon. And then the half moon... he's all right. But the full moon is the famous moon. And then three-quarters, eh, no one gives a shit about him. When does he come, two days in, to the calendar month? He's useless. Full moon. The moon. The main moon.

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: One time, I saw a man looking at me, yes, with his eyes. And then, he, he picked up a tube. And he looked, in the tube, and he made the moon big, inside the tube. The moon big inside a tube!

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Here's a poem, from the Moon. Neil Armstrong, walking on my face / Buzz Aldrin, walking on my face / And the third one is a space man, walking on my face / All on the surfaces, and they're looking at all of the stuff that the moon has got./
[chuckles]
The Moon: Yeah.

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And some say, Old Gregg is like a, a big fish finger, but big! Like um, like a garage. As big as a garage. Imagine that fish finger, when you can see it is as big as a garage, oh! It isn't small, it's the big one! Like that.
[smiles]

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when you are the moon it makes your teeth look very yellow because of your chalky white face. so i went to he dentist and he was all your teeth are very yellow and i was, no its because of my chalky white face, so i got 15 fillings and he was like thats 1,500 euros and iwass like i dont pay no fucking dentist bills, i'm the moon.so i went home and i got a letter saying i had to pay the dentist bills and i'm all i'm the fuckin moon i dont pay dental fees

Yay Quizes
DO IT!!!
1. What is your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you hav a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. would u fuk me?
7. Describe me in 3 words?
8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
9. What was ur first impression of me?
10. Do u still think the same?
11. What reminds u of me?
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
13. How well do u know me?
14. What do u like best about me?
15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
16. Could you ever love me?
17. Give me a nickname and explain why?
18. R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
19. Anything 2 say b4 u go?