On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear, " replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "And if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!"

A racism story!
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning.
When he sits down he notices a white man behind him.
The white man walks over and says "no funny coloured people are allowed in this cafe!!!"
The black man turned around and stood up then he said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'm black,"
"But you sir..."
"When you're born your pink,"
"When you grow up your white,"
"When you're sick your green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple,"
"And you have the nerve to call me colored."
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

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