Yes, I'm bored....

Yr 4 teacher's name: Mrs Ekblom

Last words you said to dad: Haha, hmm, well, possibly it was 'I'm free on Tuesday' - you have no idea what a controversial phrase that was!

Last song you sang: In choir it was 12 days of Christmas, to sing along to, it was Every River by runrig

Last band you saw live? That would be runrig

Last person you hugged: Sophie?

Last thing you laughed at: Trish reminding me of my drunken present wrapping!

Last time you said I don't remember: Sometime today I think

Last time you cried: More recently than I'd like to admit. I'm not good with sad things.

What's your biggest weakness? Shoes, chocolate, wine... I'm a girl, it's the normal stuff!

What colour socks are you wearing: Black

What's under your bed: Nothing, I have one of those silly beds that you can't put stuff under - which to me is a waste of valuable storage space!

Who is your hero? I don't think I have a hero to be honest

What time did you wake up today: It should have been 6:45, it ended up being 7:40 (it was cold and I didn't want to get out of bed) which then resulted in a mad dash to getr ready for work!

Current clothes: Boots, jeans, hoody. My usual outfit really!

Current hair: Dark brown.

Current annoyance: The cold!

Current longing: Company, I'm bored!

Current desktop background : This computer has a picture of the northern lights, my work computer has a picture of Edderton

If you could play any instrument: I play the violin and I sing, but I would love to learn the guitar, but as yet no one has offered to teach me!

Favourite colours: Pink! I'm a proper girl!

Do you believe in an afterlife: I definitely believe in something, but I'm not too sure what

How tall are you: 5'0, yes, I am short

Current favorite word/saying: My favourite word is melancholy.

Favorite book: It's just occured to me that when I answer this as 'cross-stitch' by Diana Gabaldon, it may sound like a book about sewing, but it's not, it's a fiction novel and it's great!

Favorite season: Winter, all the good things happen then! But I do like the summer sunshine!

What is your career going to be like: I don't like this question, I need to think about this quite seriously over the next few months!

How many kids do you want? A long time in the future I'd maybe like 2

*HAVE YOU EVER...*

Said "I love you" and meant it: yes

Gotten in a fight with your dog/cat/bird/fish, etc: Yes, my old cat once jumped on my head - while I was sleeping may I add!

Been to New York: No

Been to Florida: No

Been to California: No

Been to Hawaii: No

Been to Mexico: No

Been to China: No

Dreamed something really crazy and then it happened the next day: More than likely, things like that happen to me

Do you have a crush on someone: Doesn't everyone?

What book are you reading now? I'm not, it's a sorry state of affairs

Worst feeling in the world: Loneliness

What is the first thing you think when you wake up in the morning: Nooooooo

How many rings before you answer: I'm so tempted to say 3 rings, but I no not many other people would get that joke. So I'll say I try to answer my mobile before Debbie Harry gets to 'Denis Denis'!

Future daughter's names: I've not spent time thinking about this

Future son's names: Again, not something I've thought about

What do you sleep with: just me

Where are you: At home, in Paisley

Where do you wish you were: Somewhere warm?

Piercings?: Ears twice, and belly button - although I'm starting to think about taking that one out, feel too old for it now.

When was the last time you were in a fight? I tend not to fight with people. Unless it's unreasonable people by e-mail...

What kind of Shampoo and Conditioner do you use: Aussie Mega, it smells great!

What clothes do you sleep in: Depends how cold it is!

Who is the last person that called you: Kirsty

What was the last thing you watched on TV? Friends

5 YEARS AGO...
How old were you?: 16 (it took me a while to work that out, oh dear...)
Where did you go to school?: Dornoch Academy
Where did you work?: Co-op
Where did you live?: Edderton
Where did you hang out?: I lived in the middle of nowhere, generally just my house!
How was your hair style?: long and dark
Did you wear glasses?: no
Who was your best friend?: Amy
How many tattoos did you have?: None
How many piercings did you have?: my ears twice and my belly button
What did you drive?: I didn't
What was your worst fear?: I don't really know
Had you smoked a cigerrette?: No
Had you been arrested???: No
Had your heart been broken?: No

**HA HA HA!!! LETS SEE WHERE YOU ARE NOW !!!!!**

How old are you?: 21
Where do you work?: Millennium Hotel
Where do you live?: Glasgow
Where do you hang out?: Where-ever my friends are, or at their houses!
Do you wear glasses?: Yes
What is your hairstyle?: short and dark
Who is your best friend?: I don't have one best friend. Rachel and Heather are way up there just now though!
How many piercings do you have?: my ears twice and my belly button
How many tattoos?: three
What kind of car do you drive?: I don't
Have you been arrested, and if so, how many times?: No
Have you smoked a cigarette yet?: No
Has your heart been broken?: Yes

I guess I haven't really changed all that much in 5 years in some respects, but in others I'm a totally different person.

Peter Kay's Universal Truths

1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.

2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.

3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.

4) You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.

5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator

6) Reading when you're drunk is horrible.

7) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.

You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.

10) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.

11) You never know where to look when eating a banana.

12) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.

13) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.

14) Rummaging in an overgrow garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.

15) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.

16) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.

17) the most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.

1 The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.

19) Some days you see lots of people on crutches.

20) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee, flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.

21) Old women with mobile phones look wrong.

22) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.

23) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.

24) You never ever run out of salt.

25) Old ladies can eat more than you think.

26) You can't respect a man who carries a dog.

27) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something.

2 No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.

29) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.

30) the most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.

31) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard.

32) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.

33) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.

34) Bricks are horrible to carry.

35) In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.

36) Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad